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At 1/8/10 11:53 PM, Thagomizer wrote: Some girls seek drama where there is none, others have great boobs :D

I'm hopefully the latter, seeing as the only drama I get is when I get to shoot some more terrorists.

Men run the world, the least women can do is nag and scream in the backseat, while they steer it.

At 1/8/10 11:29 PM, FourSwordsKing wrote: Why are girls so complicated?

The answer to that is, woman are insecure bitches that are inferior to men at all times. Therefore, as a result of this, women belong in the kitchen and everyone NOT making women stay in the kitchen are making a huge, huge mistake.

At 1/9/10 12:10 AM, mothballs wrote:

At 1/8/10 11:29 PM, FourSwordsKing wrote: Why are girls so complicated?

The answer to that is, woman are insecure bitches that are inferior to men at all times. Therefore, as a result of this, women belong in the kitchen and everyone NOT making women stay in the kitchen are making a huge, huge mistake.

I should make you a sandwich.

At 1/8/10 11:58 PM, Excursius wrote:

At 1/8/10 11:53 PM, Thagomizer wrote: Some girls seek drama where there is none, others have great boobs :D

I'm hopefully the latter, seeing as the only drama I get is when I get to shoot some more terrorists.

Sweet, a girl who's modest about herself and kicks ass!

The only thing a girl has that I don't has is vagoo and titties. In Poozy's case its just the Vagoo.

They want a lot, you have to be very impressive to win them over, they complain, they are shallow (or fat/unattractive if not), and they aren't usually very smart.

Thats why I like Asians. Fucking geniuses.

Women ar good for 3 things
Cleaning
cooking
Vagina

At 1/9/10 12:23 AM, Thagomizer wrote: Sweet, a girl who's modest about herself and kicks ass!

well, thanks. :3

At 1/9/10 12:46 AM, KoolPwnr wrote: Women ar good for 3 things
Cleaning
cooking
Vagina

And their sisters vagina!

When it comes to relationships nothing is complicated but instead quite simple.

Men follow their dick, Women follow their emotions. Following your dick is easy and simple. Emotions are slightly more complicated but still simple. They will make mountains out of molehills but that's to be expected.

You just haven't noticed this. You'll have to do a lot more work then the women will have to do.

In other words she owns you, she owns your dick.

Unless of course... YOU SLAP DAT BITCH CROSS DA FACE

At 1/9/10 12:00 AM, Sawke wrote: Men run the world, the least women can do is nag and scream in the backseat, while they steer it.

I can't tell if that's a slam towards men or women.

If they weren't, they'd be simple.

They aren't really complicated. They're just different types of groups of girls that you just gotta figure out. The key is that all females like a sort of band/singer, they gossip alot and they get stupid at least twice a week. Use this to your advantage.

Girls aren't complicated at all. You just have to really talk to them like you would anyone else and not think of them your'e trying to get with. And if you're already with one, and you still thinks she complicated then you're just arguing with her to much.

Girls just want to know that they are right, even if they aren't. As long as you don't correct them in front anyone and don't act like a macho jerk and want to boss them around constantly, then they are pretty easy to understand.

Well even when you say what she wants you to say she changes her mind to something else and gets pissed again. Don't try to reason with them cuz men are forever doomed to be wrong with them.

Girls aren't that complicated y'know, its just people that never talk to them mess things up.
Although, i have to admit there are some girls i know that make a fuss over EVERYTHING.

All girls are different. Most like different things, but you have to know what they like which is hard because they dont really tell you.

At 1/9/10 01:08 AM, puddinN64 wrote:

At 1/9/10 12:00 AM, Sawke wrote: Men run the world, the least women can do is nag and scream in the backseat, while they steer it.

I can't tell if that's a slam towards men or women.

It's a bi joke. LUL.

At 1/8/10 11:32 PM, Excursius wrote: I think that there is nothing complicated about girls. Why are guys so simple?

i agree with you guys girls arnt complicated- boys are just simple

At 1/8/10 11:32 PM, Excursius wrote: I think that there is nothing complicated about girls. Why are guys so simple?

i agree with you girls arn't complicated-guys are just sipple

Just take whatever girls mean to be the exact opposite of what they say. It truly works!

At 1/9/10 12:46 AM, KoolPwnr wrote: Women ar good for 3 things
Cleaning
cooking
Vagina

is cooking cleaning and vagina your dignity just died can't even sing Mc Vagina song right

At 1/8/10 11:32 PM, Shuko wrote: Yes, we're complicated, but you can't hold it against us. We think. We feel. We want. We don't expect you to guess the right answer every time; we just expect you to keep trying. Don't get discouraged, and don't be afraid to make mistakes, and you'll be fine. :)

This.

At 1/9/10 04:13 AM, Cute-Penguin wrote:

At 1/9/10 12:46 AM, KoolPwnr wrote: Women ar good for 3 things
Cleaning
cooking
Vagina

Men are good for 3 things
Nothing
Nothing
Football

Oooh, burrrn
I kid though

At 1/9/10 04:13 AM, Cute-Penguin wrote:

At 1/9/10 12:46 AM, KoolPwnr wrote: Women ar good for 3 things
Cleaning
cooking
Vagina

is cooking cleaning and vagina your dignity just died can't even sing Mc Vagina song right

Your BOTH wrong.
Women are good for four things.

Cooking.
Cleaning.
Vagina.

And there Sister's Vagina.

I win.

At 1/9/10 04:39 AM, Concocktion wrote:

At 1/9/10 04:13 AM, Cute-Penguin wrote:

At 1/9/10 12:46 AM, KoolPwnr wrote: Women ar good for 3 things
Cleaning
cooking
Vagina

is cooking cleaning and vagina your dignity just died can't even sing Mc Vagina song right

Your BOTH wrong.
Women are good for four things.

Cooking.
Cleaning.
Vagina.

And there Sister's Vagina.

I win.

we're talking about show me your genitals song not i kill people

It all boils down to anatomy. The Penis is simpler compared to the more complex Vagina which only means that females would have to be more complex than males.

Yes. No. Maybe so

At 1/9/10 01:08 AM, puddinN64 wrote:

At 1/9/10 12:00 AM, Sawke wrote: Men run the world, the least women can do is nag and scream in the backseat, while they steer it.

I can't tell if that's a slam towards men or women.

I'd say just shut your mouth, sit back, and let everything take it's course. It'll be a lot better if you just don't get involved.

Neither girls nor guys are complicated if you learn to read signals and put yourself in their shoes.