Fucking yourself

[ifureadthisdie]

If accomplished, does it count as incest? And are you still a virgin?

Did i just make a big mistake..?

[Valjylmyr]

That, I believe, is called, "masturbation."

[DrClay]

Does it matter?

[Grizzli]

At 1/7/10 06:22 PM, Valjylmyr wrote: That, I believe, is called, "masturbation."

I think he means sticking it in his own pooper.

[WeHaveFreshCookies]

At 1/7/10 06:21 PM, ifureadthisdie wrote: If accomplished, does it count as incest? And are you still a virgin?

No. It's called jerking off. And yes, you are still a virgin. Just as you will always be.

Did i just make a big mistake..?

Yes sir, I think you might have.

[ifureadthisdie]

At 1/7/10 06:23 PM, Grizzli wrote:

At 1/7/10 06:22 PM, Valjylmyr wrote: That, I believe, is called, "masturbation."

I think he means sticking it in his own pooper.

Yes i meant this, with your own dick.

[Grizzli]

I think he means sticking it in his own pooper.

Yes i meant this, with your own dick.

Oh. Well. Thats not even possible so dont worry about it, you'd have to break your spine to do so.

[TheSilverGuitar]

Autoanal FTW
Although, that is a very interesting question, the bit about incest. You ARE in your family tree D:

[SimpleStuff]

You would need to do yoga for a long time.

[Urban-Champion]

At 1/7/10 06:21 PM, ifureadthisdie wrote: If accomplished, does it count as incest?

Insest means sex with relatives. You cannot be a relative with yourself now can you.

And are you still a virgin?

Well, yes, because you did not have intercourse with anyone else

Did i just make a big mistake..?

Well you just stuck your penis in your asshole now didn't you?

[Blush]

At 1/7/10 06:31 PM, Grizzli wrote:

I think he means sticking it in his own pooper.

Yes i meant this, with your own dick.

Oh. Well. Thats not even possible so dont worry about it, you'd have to break your spine to do so.

This made me hurt. NSFW

But it would still count as masturbation, and not incest since you're not technically having sex with anyone. I don't quite know if that would make you a virgin though...

[gingermagicman]

At 1/7/10 06:23 PM, Grizzli wrote:

At 1/7/10 06:22 PM, Valjylmyr wrote: That, I believe, is called, "masturbation."

I think he means sticking it in his own pooper.

NOW you're thinking with portals

[Saxturbation]

At 1/7/10 06:22 PM, Valjylmyr wrote: That, I believe, is called, "masturbation."

I agree very much.

[UnreaK745]

Now why the fuck would we have a thread about this anyway?

Dickface.

[PaNicATtaCk64]

At 1/8/10 01:42 PM, UnreaK745 wrote: Now why the fuck would we have a thread about this anyway?

Dickface.

Because this is newgrounds.

[the-muffinman]

Hmmm...maybe your signiture "i fuck your mother" isn't terribly accurate then :(

[loluntilmypie]

The fuck?

[fuzzum111]

At 1/7/10 06:31 PM, Grizzli wrote:

I think he means sticking it in his own pooper.

Yes i meant this, with your own dick.

Oh. Well. That's not even possible so dont worry about it, you'd have to break your spine to do so.

No..actually it is quite easy to do buddy boy. Look it up on xtube.

Look up "Self fucking" Obviously not the ones with dildos or using there own fist.

[Tribal]

At 1/7/10 06:28 PM, ifureadthisdie wrote: Yes i meant this, with your own dick.

I badly want to imagine this, but, somehow, I cannot.

[fuzzum111]

At 1/8/10 02:40 PM, Tribalfusion-X wrote:

At 1/7/10 06:28 PM, ifureadthisdie wrote: Yes i meant this, with your own dick.

I badly want to imagine this, but, somehow, I cannot.

Again look this up on Xtube it's NOT THAT HARD xD It's weird yes, but it is very much possible without needing flexibility. If you can't watch porn then to bad for you.

[V-K]

This thread blows. Seriously...

[HazeStigma]

Hm, i wonder if you can catch STDs by doing that.
And i guess its like, if you created a clone of yourself; would that be incest of masturbation?

[TheSanityAssassin]

I doubt it counts as incest.. But I know for sure that you would still be considered a virgin. lol

[BluePikmon]

At 1/7/10 06:24 PM, Tramps wrote: If you can successfully put your own dick in your asshole, you're sure to find someone who'd just love to have the ride.

VOLUNTEERING MUCH

faget

[ChampionAnwar]

You thinkin' of doin' it?

[ifureadthisdie]

At 1/7/10 06:38 PM, Blush wrote:

At 1/7/10 06:31 PM, Grizzli wrote:

I think he means sticking it in his own pooper.

Yes i meant this, with your own dick.

Oh. Well. Thats not even possible so dont worry about it, you'd have to break your spine to do so.

This made me hurt. NSFW

Fuck curiosity

Jesus christ Dx

[hongkongexpress]

There was a Kim Possible Hentai, where Doctor Draken told her to fuck herself, but she was under the influence of a mind control ray. She had to take that as a command and not a figurative expression of defeated loathing....

She went back in time to fuck younger versions of herself. Now would THAT be incest, and pedophilia?

[ifureadthisdie]

At 1/8/10 11:17 PM, hongkongexpress wrote: She went back in time to fuck younger versions of herself. Now would THAT be incest, and pedophilia?

I don't think anyone holds the mental capacity to answer that question

[mothballs]

At 1/7/10 06:21 PM, ifureadthisdie wrote: And are you still a virgin?

The technical term of the word "virgin" means that you have never had intercourse. And if I'm not mistaken, it is humanly impossible to have intercourse with yourself. If I am wrong and you managed to do that, looks like you just lost your virginity in the worst way possible.

[jake-thesnake]

No, you are still a virgin, and it doesn't count as incest. I would say it's a rare form of masturbating. Because when you are the only one involved it is masturbation.

Also, Thanks Blush for that wonderful link.

I am now sick