Like guys have the bro code? With rules similar to "Bros before Hos" and such?
sure... chicks before dicks...
Hi!!!!
At 1/7/10 10:45 AM, SilverBaller wrote: sure... chicks before dicks...
This is so false. Girls choose dicks before chicks, any day of the week.
I don't think that they have. But they hate rape very much. They're very sensitive to it. And ofc they get crazy about their weight.
... which is simply ludacris.
asdf
we've got codes. they just don't rhyme, and they're secret.
Boys have honour.
Girls have shoes.
In December, drinkin' horchata, I look psycotic in a, bal-a-clava.
At 1/7/10 11:22 AM, Excursius wrote: they just don't rhyme,
They NEED to rhyme? whats the point if they don't rhyme!? :P
anyway, I laugh at any "Man code" because all it is, is an outside source for people to fallow when they are insecure of their masculinity, it is really just a joke in my view.
“You only live twice: Once when you're born, and once when you look death in the face.”
I thought it was sluts before...something.
At 1/7/10 11:14 AM, stick101 wrote:At 1/7/10 11:12 AM, Ejit wrote: As if males have any kind of 'code'. Playground bullshit.Hey man, Keep your Toes Before Bros Fo Show.
If you don't follow the code your not a man.
Now do the secret handshake
The Bro code is not really a code but more of a non-existent rule book where if the rules are broken you can lose friends and such. The number 1 rule being Bro's before Ho's. In other words, you always put your friends before a girl. I would never steal my mate's girlfriend even though I had the opportunity to once, I didn't. I'd never stab my friends in the back unless they do so to me first.
At 1/7/10 11:39 AM, TRlCKY wrote:At 1/7/10 11:14 AM, stick101 wrote:The Bro code is not really a code but more of a non-existent rule book where if the rules are broken you can lose friends and such. The number 1 rule being Bro's before Ho's. In other words, you always put your friends before a girl. I would never steal my mate's girlfriend even though I had the opportunity to once, I didn't. I'd never stab my friends in the back unless they do so to me first.At 1/7/10 11:12 AM, Ejit wrote: As if males have any kind of 'code'. Playground bullshit.Hey man, Keep your Toes Before Bros Fo Show.
If you don't follow the code your not a man.
Now do the secret handshake
You also can't fight your friends off of a field of honor, sisters, ex and current girlfriends are off limits, and NEVER compromise the porno collection. Poker night, or whatever variation, is NEVER to be skipped for ANYTHING.
Women don't need a code. All they need to know is how to make a good sammich.
Your "bros" aren't going to fuck you so better stick with the "ho".
unless you're gay then maybe.
I honestly can never find a moment when a girl stuck to any particular code except that of "let's just start buying and to hell with the consequences"
Darklight17
Uh in the words of Shin Chan...
"To be a man you must have honor, honor and a penis"
Words well spoken Shin
Who's your warden, baby?
Yeah.
1. Don't date your friend's ex boyfriend
2. Tell a girl that shirt is awesome when it's not
3. When someone tells you a secret, always tell someone you know won't tell anyone else (note: this is how gossip starts)
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You shouldn't have done that....
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At 1/7/10 01:55 PM, ZeldaFreak701 wrote: Yeah.
1. Don't date your friend's ex boyfriend
Unless you ask her if it's ok first, then she pretty much has to say yes...
2. Tell a girl that shirt is awesome when it's not
...and then bitch about it behind her back
3. When someone tells you a secret, always tell someone you know won't tell anyone else (note: this is how gossip starts)
Or in one of my friends cases, tell the person WHO it was about... (he said something about her, and i was fed up with all the shit going on...I AM NOT A PROXY, i was getting really pissed off, luckily, after that, they just decided to hate each other)
There's a reason why most of my friends are guys... Girls have to be awesome for me to like them.
There is no girl code in my eyes...girls who abide by a code seem to pretend to abide by a code, but are closet non-code-followers:)
^the post above was written by a girl^
BLOWIES ARE BETTER!
It's "Sistas before mistas" you morons.
Sure "Whoever can do the most guys in a week gets the new cuddle plushie, wee! Let's go, girls!".
fuck "bros before hos"
Guys are just obnoxious and stupid. I mean I have plenty of guy friends, but I'd much rather hang out with one of my girl friends.
At 1/7/10 11:10 AM, Makakaov wrote: I don't think that they have. But they hate rape very much. They're very sensitive to it. And ofc they get crazy about their weight.
And that is why girls never play halo online because they don't want to hear ''HAHA BITCH I JUST RAPED YOU WITH MA LAZER CANNON'' or ''I RAPED YOU BEOTCH''.
fuck no. bitches will turn on eachother in a second.. .like hungry pirannas in a tank of fucking blood..
they have no honor
At 1/7/10 01:51 PM, Saxturbation wrote: Uh in the words of Shin Chan...
"To be a man you must have honor, honor and a penis"
Words well spoken Shin
Who?
MrPercie on Dromedary: "smug santa claus face, bringing nicieties to those he likes but shite to those he hates - which is everyone"
Sig by this dude
At 1/7/10 11:06 AM, DeIirium wrote: No, they have no honor.
He's right you know. One girl will backstab another in a heartbeat.
And besides most girls nowadays want to fuck this...
There is no code.
And fuck you for making this thread to where I'd have to search for this picture. I hate you now OP.
At 1/7/10 11:06 AM, DeIirium wrote: No, they have no honor.
I know.
Why do we let these brainless cunts vote, again?
Women only maintain a code if they like you. If they don't, they will do anything and everything to make you miserable. And, while they're at it, they'll commission their friends to help as well. Not all girls are like this, but it's definitely a part of society's girl culture. If anyone ever tells you that girls are nicer than guys, they're either naive or lying. Men will hit and yell at each other; women will scar each other emotionally.
At 1/7/10 11:05 AM, The-SuPa-Pimp wrote:At 1/7/10 10:45 AM, SilverBaller wrote: sure... chicks before dicks...This is so false. Girls choose dicks before chicks, any day of the week.
sure... and guys would pick bros before ho's everyday of the week huh?
Hi!!!!
They bitch about each other a lot, so any 'code' they might have is fairly redundant.
At 1/7/10 11:22 AM, Excursius wrote: we've got codes. they just don't rhyme, and they're secret.
Liar! Spill the lyrics nao! >:O
... J.K. Don't cry! >< lol
I sense distress, maybe it's just the voices again.
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