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At 1/6/10 07:08 PM, Ranchero wrote: The only thing I consistently do on the shitter is take off my shirt. I don't know why but for as long as I can remember, whether I am at home, in a public washroom, or some random outhouse, I always have to take off my shirt while I shit.

I do that, too. I don't like getting germs or possible shit stains on my shirt.

I just think of whatever's on my mind. Sometimes I'll be texting.

At 1/6/10 08:06 PM, Excursius wrote: everything. sometimes I read, sometimes I sate myself, sometimes I carry on a conversation, ETC.

fuckfuckfuck. Fix'd

i make threads on newgrounds about pooping and thread making

I pretty much just read. I keep a book in there for this specific purpose. Right now it's Men Are Better than Women but I finished it and have to change it soon. But I never really have anything other than light novels and manga because I can't be bothered to read an actual novel while shitting. It'd be too sporadic and I'd probably only get one page done in a shit.

I sit there and do nothing... I don't see how people can use their computers or read magazines while they're crapping.

I sit there for way longer than is neccessary, thinking about things, I get a lot of inspiration for things on the crapper.

Also, an interesting fact, men get used to smells a lot quicker than women, which is why they can sit thinking, reading etc. whilst a fresh turd lies beneath them.

I don't really care about smells.

nobody notices their 'Own Brand' of smell.

i eat my lunch.

what?

At 1/6/10 08:52 PM, Excursius wrote: I don't really care about smells.

I'm talking generalities here, I'm just saying what studies have shown, though why anyone would think suddenly that this needing testing, I don't know.

At 1/6/10 06:55 PM, oddworth wrote: I...crap?... Is there anything else TO do?

I don't think so.....

At 1/6/10 08:16 PM, EclecticEnnui wrote:

At 1/6/10 07:08 PM, Ranchero wrote: The only thing I consistently do on the shitter is take off my shirt. I don't know why but for as long as I can remember, whether I am at home, in a public washroom, or some random outhouse, I always have to take off my shirt while I shit.

I do that, too. I don't like getting germs or possible shit stains on my shirt.

How do you get shit stains on your shirt? Do you wear such large shirts that they hang down to your asshole?

I only shit when it's touching cloth, so I take my dump and come back to the PC.

EVERYONE SHOULD GET THIS APP FOR IPHONE/IPOT

It's called iPoo

http://www.ipoonow.com/

I think people need to eat more fibre if they can text twice before they finish their business.

At 1/6/10 08:11 PM, LTmatt wrote: Masturbate.

God dammit.

I look at myself in the mirror and try to find a pose that makes me look cool shitting.