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Response to I'm the father of a baby girl!!! 2010-01-06 18:44:48 Reply

MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A HUGE BABYSHOWER!!! she's gonna be very expensive in the first few years...
just mainly bc of the formula, diapers and the many many onsies she'll either outgrow or stain to hell puking.
they're very messy in the first year with that... then once they start eating real food instead of breast milk or formula their poops get worse smelling bc of the transfer from milk to food. lol

but they never stop being fucking cute... pukey and all.

Jada is a wonderful name.

I wish you lots of luck. hopefully you're prepaired.


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Response to I'm the father of a baby girl!!! 2010-01-06 18:51:05 Reply

You THINK you're the father.

loljk congrats.

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Response to I'm the father of a baby girl!!! 2010-01-06 18:57:32 Reply

Congratulations! Be sure to pick out a decent name, though.


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Response to I'm the father of a baby girl!!! 2010-01-06 19:00:53 Reply

congrats, dude.
totally


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Response to I'm the father of a baby girl!!! 2010-01-06 19:21:40 Reply

Congrats Dude!

good luck keeping boys of of her pants in 14-6 years

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Response to I'm the father of a baby girl!!! 2010-01-06 19:44:49 Reply

Yes, yes, congrats. It must be the best feeling knowing you have a beautiful seed coming your way... Be grateful for her every day.


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Response to I'm the father of a baby girl!!! 2010-01-06 19:45:40 Reply

Congrats on that man.

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Response to I'm the father of a baby girl!!! 2010-01-06 19:47:59 Reply

Cee Pee! CP!!


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Response to I'm the father of a baby girl!!! 2010-01-06 19:50:31 Reply

congrats man! :D


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Response to I'm the father of a baby girl!!! 2010-01-06 20:17:10 Reply

At 1/6/10 05:42 PM, Attactivist wrote:
At 1/6/10 04:13 PM, AlyBong0 wrote: Do you make them out of play-doh?
And Jada's a lovely name X)
When's she due?
In May =) I'm so excited!

Bet you are X)
How many weeks is that scan? Can't be far along...It's actually incredible :)


^the post above was written by a girl^
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Response to I'm the father of a baby girl!!! 2010-01-06 20:52:37 Reply

Dude, crop out the rest of the picture next time. Who knows how revealing those numbers could be to the right eyes?


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Response to I'm the father of a baby girl!!! 2010-01-06 21:17:55 Reply

At 1/6/10 04:32 PM, Lost-Chances wrote:
At 1/6/10 01:54 PM, Attactivist wrote: If she looks anything like her mother, she's the most beautiful thing in the world.
So you're going to fuck her as well?

Wtf? Was that really called for? Seriously, where do these assholes come from?


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Response to I'm the father of a baby girl!!! 2010-01-06 21:19:29 Reply

Just 18 years until I can tap that ass.


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Response to I'm the father of a baby girl!!! 2010-01-06 21:19:51 Reply

At 1/6/10 09:17 PM, Attactivist wrote:
At 1/6/10 04:32 PM, Lost-Chances wrote:
At 1/6/10 01:54 PM, Attactivist wrote: If she looks anything like her mother, she's the most beautiful thing in the world.
So you're going to fuck her as well?
Wtf? Was that really called for? Seriously, where do these assholes come from?

Yeah... That's fucking sick Lost... Really man?


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Response to I'm the father of a baby girl!!! 2010-01-06 21:20:05 Reply

At 1/6/10 04:10 PM, Attactivist wrote:
At 1/6/10 03:21 PM, robin1232 wrote: don't you understand that she is beautiful to him?
stop offending the guy so badly.
Yes, she's very beautiful to me, but I'm not offended.

Thank you.

Make sure she doesn't end up being a fat bitch or a spoiled whore and you'll be fine. congrats btw


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Response to I'm the father of a baby girl!!! 2010-01-06 21:20:56 Reply

At 1/6/10 08:17 PM, AlyBong0 wrote: Bet you are X)
How many weeks is that scan? Can't be far along...It's actually incredible :)

She's 5 months, so more then half way =)


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Response to I'm the father of a baby girl!!! 2010-01-06 21:21:17 Reply

Congratulations! I think It's better not to know the sex of your unborn child until the baby comes out. It gives you something to think about. Well That' just my opinion.

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Response to I'm the father of a baby girl!!! 2010-01-06 21:21:59 Reply

Awww. Congratulations. :) I hope I can have my own baby girl one day.

Have any name ideas yet?


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Response to I'm the father of a baby girl!!! 2010-01-06 21:24:30 Reply

Mommy's so awesome! I love her to death.

I'm the father of a baby girl!!!


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Response to I'm the father of a baby girl!!! 2010-01-06 21:37:11 Reply

Congrats on little Jade

but are you going to introduce her to newgrounds when shes older?

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Response to I'm the father of a baby girl!!! 2010-01-06 21:37:20 Reply

congrats!

be ready to hear crying at all hours of the night, just to listen to her complain about how your "unfair"

Anyways, good luck, are you going to make her a NG's account?


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Response to I'm the father of a baby girl!!! 2010-01-06 21:48:13 Reply

At 1/6/10 09:19 PM, Stretchysumo wrote: Just 18 years until I can tap that ass.

Yeah, like my daughter's really going to lose her virginity to some fat /b/tard from Illinois. Dream on, dude.


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Response to I'm the father of a baby girl!!! 2010-01-06 22:05:17 Reply

Congratulations dude.


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Response to I'm the father of a baby girl!!! 2010-01-06 22:16:39 Reply

At 1/6/10 10:05 PM, chickendance333 wrote: Congratulations dude.

Thanks, man.


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Response to I'm the father of a baby girl!!! 2010-01-06 22:42:57 Reply

At 1/6/10 09:37 PM, MXZ-SwordPrince wrote: but are you going to introduce her to newgrounds when shes older?

LOL

:no.


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Response to I'm the father of a baby girl!!! 2010-01-06 23:04:01 Reply

At 1/6/10 12:56 PM, Attactivist wrote: Isn't she beautiful?

was she planned or an accident???

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Response to I'm the father of a baby girl!!! 2010-01-06 23:17:06 Reply

Congrats man! My wife had a child not too long ago, and it was the best feeling in the world. I truly believe that she is the greatest gift God has ever given me.

Just remember: Don't include a picture of her when she's born. Newgrounders don't take a liking to that.

Just joking. Show us the little bunny when she pops out :)

Bounce Bounce Jiggle Bounce :3

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Response to I'm the father of a baby girl!!! 2010-01-07 13:10:52 Reply

At 1/6/10 09:24 PM, Attactivist wrote: Mommy's so awesome! I love her to death.

Wouldn't it be awesome if she inherited blue hair? X)


^the post above was written by a girl^
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Response to I'm the father of a baby girl!!! 2010-01-07 14:28:02 Reply

I could tell she's fairly far along, since you can see the outline of a baby and the picture doesn't look like it came from the Hubble telescope like a friend's did when she was three months along.

You're not gonna get much sleep when she's born. :P I think babies are more fun when they get a little older. As newborns, they're pretty much lumps, but this lets Mommy recover. When they're more awake and start interacting with you, then it's fun.

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Response to I'm the father of a baby girl!!! 2010-01-07 14:48:42 Reply

At 1/7/10 01:10 PM, AlyBong0 wrote:
At 1/6/10 09:24 PM, Attactivist wrote: Mommy's so awesome! I love her to death.
Wouldn't it be awesome if she inherited blue hair? X)

Definatly!


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