What do you say when...

[PeterM]

an atheist sneezes?

Lol wut?

[zoke]

Hahaha dane cook joke

[SessileNomad]

lulwut?

science bless you?

[Letiger]

Gezunteight! It makes you feel like you're honoring Hitler.

[zoke]

This is the refrence :)

[PeterM]

At 1/5/10 09:19 PM, zoke wrote: Hahaha dane cook joke

Ex-squeeze me?

[Letiger]

At 1/5/10 09:22 PM, Diddy wrote:

At 1/5/10 09:19 PM, zoke wrote: Hahaha dane cook joke

Ex-squeeze me?

I hope when he dies that he does come back as a tree, and then a huge sweaty guy with an axe comes and grinds him up into paper. And do you know what to print on that paper? The Satanic Bible.

[95688kage]

What do you say when someone says "happy birthday?

IDK thanks? Maybe?

[Lagatag]

What do you say when someone dies in islam? Wtf, islam is neither a place or language.

[PeterM]

At 1/5/10 09:25 PM, Lagatag wrote: What do you say when someone dies in islam? Wtf, islam is neither a place or language.

I know, I laughed my ass off at that one.

At 1/5/10 09:22 PM, zoke wrote: This is the refrence :)

I see I see. Thank-you.

[steph2568]

When you die, nothing happens.

[Letiger]

At 1/5/10 09:29 PM, steph2568 wrote: When you die, nothing happens.

I thought everboudy hated Dane Cook.

[steph2568]

At 1/5/10 09:30 PM, letiger wrote:

At 1/5/10 09:29 PM, steph2568 wrote: When you die, nothing happens.

I thought everboudy hated Dane Cook.

He has his moments. This was one of them.

[Luke]

That is just too funny.

[LordAdon]

That is just so fucking retarded. Cook is a disgrace to humanity, and is a piece of shit crackhead.

[Letiger]

At 1/5/10 09:36 PM, LordAdon wrote: That is just so fucking retarded. Cook is a disgrace to humanity, and is a piece of shit crackhead.

This is just so fucking retarted. Adon is a disgrace to humanity, as is a piece of shit crackhead.

Originality.

[byd]

I'm an atheist; people know it, and when I sneeze, I rarely get "God Bless You." People are usually silent. That being said, Abrahamic souls are weaker than atheist souls because they need to be blessed in order to be prevented from flying out after a sneeze.

[Keven11Twenty7]

Lol, I've heard this joke tons of times. But it's still funny to hear it.

[Excursius]

next time, try not to close your eyes.

[gingermagicman]

You grind him down and print the bible on him.

[AnonymousAlchemist]

Nothing. Nothing whatsoever. Or if you like, something like, "If you want to sneeze out of nowhere, first you must create the universe."

Any true atheist knows and reveres Carl Sagan. Also Richard Dawkins.

[NewBrian]

You better shut your mouth or I'm gonna fuck it!