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At 1/4/10 11:22 AM, Catoblepas wrote:

At 1/4/10 10:58 AM, Zanuha wrote:

At 1/4/10 07:37 AM, Sealander wrote: Or defend himself from muggers...

Or as a tool, since not all countries are plagued by criminals.

Besides, in Finland everybody just shoots eachother in the fucking face. A knife isn't gonna help much in that situation.

You've never been to Finland, have you? Carrying guns is illegal, knives are where it's at. I can't think of many things more Finnish than a good ol' knife fight with a cheap hunting knife.

that's awesome, just... don't put it in your pucket without closing it.

And you use this knife to...? Cut yourself...?

At 1/4/10 11:43 AM, Excursius wrote: that's awesome, just... don't put it in your pucket without closing it.

It came with a belt case. :D

Whatever you do, don't grab the bite handle, it would probably cut through your finger.

Ohh Super Knife Super good time many enjoyments have with Super Knife.

I can't believe that's not a butter knife

At 1/4/10 12:14 PM, Minion777 wrote: Ohh Super Knife Super good time many enjoyments have with Super Knife.

I know, It was 30 bucks, what can you expect?

At 1/4/10 12:16 PM, aprime wrote: I can't believe that's not a butter knife

That is in every butterfly knife thread. God you're original.

At 1/4/10 07:37 AM, Zanuha wrote:

At 1/4/10 07:33 AM, HazeStigma wrote: Why would you want one of those, a bit... bad where you live?
Also, now you can dress up as the spy!

Ah yes. I don't have a suit, but i do have a red T-shirt. :D

You'll never get that knife past the convention center doors, just a heads up.

At 1/4/10 01:09 PM, Krbyfan1 wrote:
You'll never get that knife past the convention center doors, just a heads up.

I ask you this one question. Wut?

At 1/4/10 11:38 AM, Zanuha wrote: You've never been to Finland, have you? Carrying guns is illegal, knives are where it's at. I can't think of many things more Finnish than a good ol' knife fight with a cheap hunting knife.

So, its legal to go strutting around in Finland with a KNIFE on you?
No wonder you bought one

that is fucking nice. My friend has a switch blade and it's pretty sick too.

He might give me it. :D

At 1/4/10 01:17 PM, HazeStigma wrote:

At 1/4/10 11:38 AM, Zanuha wrote: You've never been to Finland, have you? Carrying guns is illegal, knives are where it's at. I can't think of many things more Finnish than a good ol' knife fight with a cheap hunting knife.

So, its legal to go strutting around in Finland with a KNIFE on you?
No wonder you bought one

No, but we carry them anyways. Because cops aren't american douchebags who search you for no good reason at all. Also, i use mine only as tools around home and cottage, and i flip them. They're to me what a stress ball is to most people.

At 1/4/10 01:16 PM, Zanuha wrote:

At 1/4/10 01:09 PM, Krbyfan1 wrote:
You'll never get that knife past the convention center doors, just a heads up.

I ask you this one question. Wut?

And I ask you one question. WHERE'S WORLD TWO?

At 1/4/10 01:30 PM, Krbyfan1 wrote:

At 1/4/10 01:16 PM, Zanuha wrote:

At 1/4/10 01:09 PM, Krbyfan1 wrote:
You'll never get that knife past the convention center doors, just a heads up.

I ask you this one question. Wut?

And I ask you one question. WHERE'S WORLD TWO?

After bowsers first castle.

Where the hell do you live where buterfly knifes are leagle? pleas tell me so i dont go there with alot of money.

At 1/4/10 02:22 PM, TheQuaker wrote: Where the hell do you live where buterfly knifes are leagle? pleas tell me so i dont go there with alot of money.

Finland.

At 1/4/10 02:22 PM, TheQuaker wrote: Where the hell do you live where buterfly knifes are leagle? pleas tell me so i dont go there with alot of money.

Also, if folding knives are legal, it is just logical that balisongs are legal too. Because Finnish politicians aren't like:

*Retarded politician finds balisong* What's this?
*flip flip flip*
'OMG that's offensive! Teenagers flipping pieces of metal, this is preposterous! Let's make it illegal right now!'

Ahem.. GENTLEMEN?!

At 1/4/10 07:50 AM, FurryDemon wrote: Or use it to show his manliness and make it into a second penis.

You mean use as dildo.

What people don't seem to be getting is that you don't need a reason to buy a knfe: you almost need a reason to not buy a knife.

And butterfly knives are among the awesomest of knives.

At 1/4/10 04:37 PM, RDSchley wrote: Ahem.. GENTLEMEN?!

Did anyone happen to kill a red zpy on the way here? No? Then we still have a problem, and ze knife.

At 1/4/10 04:44 PM, OneWhoListens wrote: What people don't seem to be getting is that you don't need a reason to buy a knfe: you almost need a reason to not buy a knife.

And butterfly knives are among the awesomest of knives.

True.

OW FUCK FUCKFUCK. I tried the backhand basic, and the tip of the blade hit my finger and sort of ripped through the skin. Typing with one hand is a pain in the ass.

Nice knife mate

The cut has now soaked the bandage in blood.

Im still failing to see what practical uses that knife will have. Aside from cutting limes, I reckon it would be just grand at that, maybe lemons as well if you were feeling kinky. At a stretch an apple, but I don't think the blade will be long enough to deal with anything bigger than a Granny Smith, thus reducing your Bramely chopping capacity significantly.

At 1/4/10 07:31 AM, PaNicATtaCk64 wrote: And..uh...what is this knife for...

Chilling, Killing

*Clears Throat*

Gentlemen.

I got one of those, if I find my phone cable I'll upload later.