Gather around children, story time!

[CorpseGrinderClock]

Twas the day after new years, the clocks were all ticking

And all over newgrounds the children were bick'ring

They fought about hentai, they fought about games

They fought over horrible 4 channel memes

They made tower defenders and sprite movies too

Voted five on movies that deserved only two

But something that's rarely done (save sometimes in jest)

The clocks came to see the newgrounds BBS

But the threads were all bad, and the posts were not clever

The forums, it seemed, were more shitty than ever

With some quick photoshop, they set about improving it

But to their dismay, they found someone removing it

Zendra, it seems, is not a clock fan

Who responded to posters with 30 day bans

The clocks chuckled at this, for what clock gives a shit

About bans from a forum we never visit?

So farewell newgrounds, we shall see you next year

And yes, you will see us. We will still be here.

Toodles.

[LTmatt]

now

we dance

[hhhh]

baiiiiiiiiiii

over extended waving motion.

[HazeStigma]

Wow, that has to be the first time i've seen a clock make an effort on something, good job!

[OneWhoListens]

Oh no you di'int.

That was actually a very clever post, and you have the user level required to make it seem cool rather than stupid. Kudos.

[CorpseGrinderClock]

At 1/3/10 02:46 AM, OneWhoListens wrote: Oh no you di'int.

That was actually a very clever post, and you have the user level required to make it seem cool rather than stupid. Kudos.

lol people think newgrounds levels matter for anything

[OneWhoListens]

At 1/3/10 02:52 AM, CorpseGrinderClock wrote:

At 1/3/10 02:46 AM, OneWhoListens wrote: Oh no you di'int.

That was actually a very clever post, and you have the user level required to make it seem cool rather than stupid. Kudos.

lol people think newgrounds levels matter for anything

I see why you say that, but in this case it's actually true, at least to other reading your post, if not you yourself.

Like you say, people on newgrounds take levels very seriously, and to some extent they do reflect how much they know about NG, the system, etc. So when a new user writes a post that flaunts mods and the rest of newgrounds with humour, they are likely to be evaluated negatively. Other users will perceive them as simply attempting to make themselves seem cooler and poking fun at the system without really being a part of it, in which case the post can be discredited and ignored.

But if the post is coming from someone with a higher level, especially one who has obviously intentionally maintained a distance from the forums generally, then it can be taken with respect, and viewed seriously by the general user populace.

Obviously, this is not going to go through everyone's minds when they read your post. But that's what's happening just the same.

[CorpseGrinderClock]

Oh yes, and on principle:

[Gobblemeister]

I see why you say that, but in this case it's actually true, at least to other reading your post, if not you yourself.

Like you say, people on newgrounds take levels very seriously, and to some extent they do reflect how much they know about NG, the system, etc.

Unless of course you vote the same 5 or 6 flashes every 24 hours to level up

[CorpseGrinderClock]

At 1/3/10 03:06 AM, Gobblemeister wrote:

I see why you say that, but in this case it's actually true, at least to other reading your post, if not you yourself.

Like you say, people on newgrounds take levels very seriously, and to some extent they do reflect how much they know about NG, the system, etc.

Unless of course you vote the same 5 or 6 flashes every 24 hours to level up

WELL THERE'S ALWAYS THIS ONE IN PARTICULAR...

[ZJ]

Wait a second, you guys don't come around on Clock Day?

[OneWhoListens]

At 1/3/10 03:06 AM, Gobblemeister wrote:

I see why you say that, but in this case it's actually true, at least to other reading your post, if not you yourself.

Like you say, people on newgrounds take levels very seriously, and to some extent they do reflect how much they know about NG, the system, etc.

Unless of course you vote the same 5 or 6 flashes every 24 hours to level up

True. But even then you're likely, over time, to start to accidentally or on purpose nose around NG a little or maybe read a few front page posts and get an idea of what's going on.

[CorpseGrinderClock]

At 1/3/10 03:08 AM, puddinN64 wrote: Wait a second, you guys don't come around on Clock Day?

To the BBS? Why? We're probably too busy finishing the big flash we've procrastinated on or have already finished it and are making the quick short flashes after that. Besides, we have our own forum, which is far less horrible.

[Fion]

I HAVE A HIGH LEVEL THEREFORE my opinion = VALID.

[Tribal]

Ahh, what a wonderful poem! I'm all warmed up.

[HazeStigma]

At 1/3/10 03:52 AM, Fion wrote: I HAVE A HIGH LEVEL THEREFORE my opinion = VALID.

I have a low level, therefore my opinion = Still valid

Your just slightly cooler

[Eilikrinis]

The cc being on the ngbbs the past few hours is the only reason I am lurking. They improved all the threads they've posted in as far as I'm concerned. Even though a lot has been deleted. I Iove the clueless responses to it all. They made it more entertaining and they spiced things up and the best part are the 2 people here who can laugh and are enjoying it while the rest seemed to be confused and enraged.

[FenTiger]

At 1/3/10 04:02 AM, HazeStigma wrote:

At 1/3/10 03:52 AM, Fion wrote: I HAVE A HIGH LEVEL THEREFORE my opinion = VALID.

I have a low level, therefore my opinion = Still valid

Your just slightly cooler

I'm a low level but I have a yellow iPod therefore all arguments are invalid.

Wut now?

[Goldfire64]

I was wondering where you clocks had gotten off to...

[CorpseGrinderClock]

At 1/3/10 03:52 AM, Fion wrote: I HAVE A HIGH LEVEL THEREFORE my opinion = VALID.

I chopped off my dick

shoved up my own asshole

and smuggled it OUT of the COUNTRY...

...FOR YOU!

[Fion]

At 1/3/10 04:21 AM, CorpseGrinderClock wrote: I chopped off my dick

shoved up my own asshole

and smuggled it OUT of the COUNTRY...

...FOR YOU!

I do not understand but am HIGHLY APPRECIATIVE!

[CorpseGrinderClock]

At 1/3/10 04:28 AM, Fion wrote:

At 1/3/10 04:21 AM, CorpseGrinderClock wrote: I chopped off my dick

shoved up my own asshole

and smuggled it OUT of the COUNTRY...

...FOR YOU!

I do not understand but am HIGHLY APPRECIATIVE!

See and people say the clock crew never did anything for the average newgrounds schmuck

[Twistedsanta]

At 1/3/10 04:21 AM, CorpseGrinderClock wrote:

At 1/3/10 03:52 AM, Fion wrote: I HAVE A HIGH LEVEL THEREFORE my opinion = VALID.

I chopped off my dick

shoved up my own asshole

and smuggled it OUT of the COUNTRY...

...FOR YOU!

I love you.

[LBRocker]

I just had a literary orgasm from reading that. I'M JIZZING POETRY, DAMMIT!

[Fion]

At 1/3/10 06:00 AM, CorpseGrinderClock wrote: See and people say the clock crew never did anything for the average newgrounds schmuck

It's true, I am now a better person. THANKS CLOCKCREW YOU ARE THE BEST.

[Wolfos]

At 1/3/10 03:08 AM, CorpseGrinderClock wrote: WELL THERE'S ALWAYS THIS ONE IN PARTICULAR...

you have completely no life, have you?

[dooseyboy]

fucking clocks...
oh well.
it's gonna be a good year! :)

[HazeStigma]

At 1/3/10 06:21 AM, Fion wrote:

At 1/3/10 06:00 AM, CorpseGrinderClock wrote: See and people say the clock crew never did anything for the average newgrounds schmuck

It's true, I am now a better person. THANKS CLOCKCREW YOU ARE THE BEST.

Seconded ^_^ I was kinda surprised too

[CorpseGrinderClock]

At 1/3/10 06:46 AM, robin1232 wrote:

At 1/3/10 03:08 AM, CorpseGrinderClock wrote: WELL THERE'S ALWAYS THIS ONE IN PARTICULAR...

you have completely no life, have you?

Yeah, and I still only post here about once a year. What's your excuse?

At 1/3/10 08:28 AM, cast wrote: I just spontaneously ejaculated and shivered as a think stream of cum soaked the crotch of my pants and ran down my legs.

Hey buddy what's with this I think they might not be banning me because of my level or something, you're the de facto yakuza around here what's the deal?

[Grizzli]

The clocks chuckled at this, for what clock gives a shit

About bans from a forum we never visit?

this doesnt really rhyme, unless you put extra emphasis on the s.

horrible poem. i give it a 3 out of 10.