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Enzyte Commercials 2004-03-03 22:05:25 Reply

Man they are so damn annoying. The one with the guy with the big twanger and the japanese people is not only rascist, but just...ugh. Plus, is anyone else creeped out by that guy's smile?!
However, that one kid's sig pic with the enzyte guy and the fapping is funny.

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Response to Enzyte Commercials 2004-03-03 22:20:08 Reply

yes, those commercials ARE creepy.


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Response to Enzyte Commercials 2004-03-03 22:27:06 Reply

weird. i kinda like those comercials. the "racist" one is kinda funny. sick and creepy. but funny.

i like his wife. she's hot.

it makes your schlong longer dude. if you want to get it up. go take viagra


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Response to Enzyte Commercials 2004-03-03 22:30:33 Reply

At 3/3/04 10:21 PM, KamAsh707 wrote: not only are they stupid i think they lose customers that way. also what does it do give you a boner or just make your shlong bigger

I think since it's called "male enhancement", it makes it bigger. But come on, there is nothing out there that can make it bigger permanently, everyone would want it. Those pills are bullshit, and they actually have a lot of bad toxins in them.

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Response to Enzyte Commercials 2004-03-03 22:59:57 Reply

All you need is the Swedish Penis Enlarger. BTW, the Enzyte commercials do scare the hell out of me! The dude looks like a serial killer!


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Response to Enzyte Commercials 2004-03-03 23:06:12 Reply

who wouldnt be scared...or scarred for life for that matter.

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Response to Enzyte Commercials 2004-03-03 23:20:13 Reply

O god, I am imagining that I am in bed watching tv and I see my door open and the light turns on and see this guy. I would shit my pants.


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Response to Enzyte Commercials 2004-03-03 23:30:24 Reply

IF enzyte worked for him, and he's that happy. I think is was way under average, and I mean way, because he is just too damn happy. If I were that happy, I'd have to shoot myself, but first I'd kill that announcer, because is it just me or is that announcer annoying?

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Response to Enzyte Commercials 2004-03-03 23:51:00 Reply

At 3/3/04 11:20 PM, eLMi wrote: O god, I am imagining that I am in bed watching tv and I see my door open and the light turns on and see this guy. I would shit my pants.

Oh....god....

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Response to Enzyte Commercials 2004-03-04 00:01:38 Reply

At 3/3/04 11:21 PM, GoldenClock wrote:
At 3/3/04 10:59 PM, LadyGrace wrote: All you need is the Swedish Penis Enlarger. BTW, the Enzyte commercials do scare the hell out of me! The dude looks like a serial killer!
He looks more like that ninja robot at the end of Robocop 3

OMG your right! he does look like one of those robo ninja twins!

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Response to Enzyte Commercials 2004-03-04 00:21:15 Reply

I love those commercials. That creepy-ass smile is hilarious.

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Response to Enzyte Commercials 2004-03-04 00:23:50 Reply

At 3/3/04 10:05 PM, SoulShadower wrote: The one with the guy with the big twanger and the japanese people is not only rascist, but just...

Hahaha, I'm half Japanese but I would half to say I found it pretty funny.

At times like this I'm so fucking glad my dad is white.


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Response to Enzyte Commercials 2004-03-04 00:28:00 Reply

i think you are jelous of the creepy big wang guy! and who uses that crap, Ive never met anyone who says "MY DICK IS 3x LARGER THANKS TO ENZITE" OMFG NVRMIND THIS GUY COULD USE IT!!!!


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