I'm 14 years old

[Jackdabomb]

And I'm making an unoriginal thread to wallow in my sadness because I've never had alcohol/sex/girlfriend.

Seriously who else thinks there are too many of these?

Just shut the fuck up and deal wit it.

NG isn't some sort of advice guru you tards

[HazeStigma]

Um, Alcohol and sex you shouldn't even be having at your age
Having a girlfriend isnt reccomended too because most likely its just going to end in a week - a few months
Unless you two have like, known each other for ages and liked each other for ages...

[DragonFyre9]

At 1/2/10 01:26 AM, Jackdabomb wrote:
NG isn't some sort of advice guru you tards

No, but a lot of the advice is lulzy.

[Gobblemeister]

How about I drug you with chloroform, rape you, and then funnel alcohol into your system so you forget it and can't report it to the police.

Does that sound like a plan

Covers all bases

Except you will be my bitch, not the other way around

[CeilingCat]

At 1/2/10 01:26 AM, Jackdabomb wrote: Just shut the fuck up and deal wit it.

You just wrote exactly what you should be doing yourself.

[Me-Patch]

Man I'de kill to be fourteen again and actually show up at school and get into a better college later and then not drop out of it and not have to put siding on houses in Jersey. Do not waste these years kiddies, you will regret it later.

[Jackdabomb]

At 1/2/10 01:27 AM, DeadPelican wrote: You're totally helping the problem with this thread.

Thanks! :D

At 1/2/10 01:28 AM, HazeStigma wrote: stuff

That's the entire point of the thread

At 1/2/10 01:29 AM, DragonFyre9 wrote: No, but a lot of the advice is lulzy.

Dats troo

At 1/2/10 01:30 AM, Gobblemeister wrote: illegal activities

No but thanks for the offer

[Lionelion]

At 1/2/10 01:26 AM, Jackdabomb wrote:

NG isn't some sort of advice guru you tards

actually at least half the time the advice really helps

[jake-thesnake]

I'm 15 and I can be happy that I have never done any of those things either. You don't need to do any of those to be cool or shit, you just need to go on Newgrounds every day for the rest of your life. then you will be cool.

[AnonymousAlchemist]

Thank you for confessing to your sins. We will momentarily put you out of your misery...Through interpretive dance!

[PyroGreg]

At 1/2/10 01:39 AM, AnonymousAlchemist wrote: Thank you for confessing to your sins. We will momentarily put you out of your misery...Through interpretive dance!

It touched my heart in ways I thought weren't possible.

[SqueezyLemon]

At 1/2/10 01:26 AM, Jackdabomb wrote: And I'm making an unoriginal thread to wallow in my sadness because I've never had alcohol/sex/girlfriend.

Seriously who else thinks there are too many of these?

Just shut the fuck up and deal wit it.

NG isn't some sort of advice guru you tards

Your 14 and you havent had a girlfriend, what the fuck is wrong with you?

[hhhh]

On the contrary I'm content with at least somewhat talking amongst each other on this forum instead of some troll story thread that last half a min and gets locked.

i know im not the only one.

[HazeStigma]

At 1/2/10 01:41 AM, Hornby wrote:

At 1/2/10 01:39 AM, AnonymousAlchemist wrote: Thank you for confessing to your sins. We will momentarily put you out of your misery...Through interpretive dance!

It touched my heart in ways I thought weren't possible.

Really? O.O

I just got heart burn ;[

[EJR]

When the hell did people stop stereotyping 13-year-olds and move on to 14-year-olds? Fuck.

[UnkutAcid]

At 1/2/10 01:28 AM, HazeStigma wrote: Um, Alcohol and sex you shouldn't even be having at your age
Having a girlfriend isnt reccomended too because most likely its just going to end in a week - a few months
Unless you two have like, known each other for ages and liked each other for ages...

He's right. More than 85% of alcholics started at an early age. And any 14 year old who's fucking is most definitley a whore and is most likley carrying something.

[Cybersief]

I find this thread ironic.

[MetaDeth]

At 1/2/10 01:39 AM, AnonymousAlchemist wrote: Thank you for confessing to your sins. We will momentarily put you out of your misery...Through interpretive dance!

lol

[N-Fighter]

At 1/2/10 01:41 AM, Hornby wrote:

At 1/2/10 01:39 AM, AnonymousAlchemist wrote: Thank you for confessing to your sins. We will momentarily put you out of your misery...Through interpretive dance!

It touched my heart in ways I thought weren't possible.

I can touch you in ways never tought possible.

[Tribal]

There are never too many decent women.

[95wave]

and what else is new?

Bumpity bump

[MonkeyV]

Why do I get the feeling that half the people in this thread didn't read the second half of the original post?

[N-Fighter]

At 1/2/10 04:20 AM, MonkeyV wrote: Why do I get the feeling that half the people in this thread didn't read the second half of the original post?

I did. This means we are soulmates.

[kalhua]

At 1/2/10 01:39 AM, AnonymousAlchemist wrote: Thank you for confessing to your sins. We will momentarily put you out of your misery...Through interpretive dance!

Let's do this.

[THESNOOPESGUY]

14 is the turning point in your life when you think. Oh shit. What have I done the past 14 years of my life. And then you say "ohh shit". nothing.

[N-Fighter]

At 1/2/10 04:22 AM, kalhua wrote:

At 1/2/10 01:39 AM, AnonymousAlchemist wrote: Thank you for confessing to your sins. We will momentarily put you out of your misery...Through interpretive dance!

Let's do this.

We've taken the LEad!

[Dapper]

im 8 and wats sex??????///

:) :D OMG SMILEYS

[satanbrain]

At 1/2/10 01:26 AM, Jackdabomb wrote: And I'm making an unoriginal thread to wallow in my sadness because I've never had alcohol/sex/girlfriend.

you are pure. keep being pure. pureness leads to wisdom. wisdom leads to acknowledge. acknowledge leads to destruction.

[DragonFyre9]

At 1/2/10 04:20 AM, MonkeyV wrote: Why do I get the feeling that half the people in this thread didn't read the second half of the original post?

Yeah, I guess too many Newgrounders have ADD and didn't make it that far.

[munchies]

I remember having to lie about my age in order to sign up for newgrounds lolllllllllll