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I'm 14 years old Jan. 2nd, 2010 @ 01:26 AM Reply

And I'm making an unoriginal thread to wallow in my sadness because I've never had alcohol/sex/girlfriend.

Seriously who else thinks there are too many of these?

Just shut the fuck up and deal wit it.

NG isn't some sort of advice guru you tards


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Response to I'm 14 years old Jan. 2nd, 2010 @ 01:28 AM Reply

Um, Alcohol and sex you shouldn't even be having at your age
Having a girlfriend isnt reccomended too because most likely its just going to end in a week - a few months
Unless you two have like, known each other for ages and liked each other for ages...


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Response to I'm 14 years old Jan. 2nd, 2010 @ 01:29 AM Reply

At 1/2/10 01:26 AM, Jackdabomb wrote:
NG isn't some sort of advice guru you tards

No, but a lot of the advice is lulzy.

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Response to I'm 14 years old Jan. 2nd, 2010 @ 01:30 AM Reply

How about I drug you with chloroform, rape you, and then funnel alcohol into your system so you forget it and can't report it to the police.

Does that sound like a plan

Covers all bases

Except you will be my bitch, not the other way around

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Response to I'm 14 years old Jan. 2nd, 2010 @ 01:34 AM Reply

At 1/2/10 01:26 AM, Jackdabomb wrote: Just shut the fuck up and deal wit it.

You just wrote exactly what you should be doing yourself.

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Response to I'm 14 years old Jan. 2nd, 2010 @ 01:34 AM Reply

Man I'de kill to be fourteen again and actually show up at school and get into a better college later and then not drop out of it and not have to put siding on houses in Jersey. Do not waste these years kiddies, you will regret it later.

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Response to I'm 14 years old Jan. 2nd, 2010 @ 01:34 AM Reply

At 1/2/10 01:27 AM, DeadPelican wrote: You're totally helping the problem with this thread.

Thanks! :D

At 1/2/10 01:28 AM, HazeStigma wrote: stuff

That's the entire point of the thread

At 1/2/10 01:29 AM, DragonFyre9 wrote: No, but a lot of the advice is lulzy.

Dats troo

At 1/2/10 01:30 AM, Gobblemeister wrote: illegal activities

No but thanks for the offer


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Response to I'm 14 years old Jan. 2nd, 2010 @ 01:37 AM Reply

At 1/2/10 01:26 AM, Jackdabomb wrote:
NG isn't some sort of advice guru you tards

actually at least half the time the advice really helps

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Response to I'm 14 years old Jan. 2nd, 2010 @ 01:38 AM Reply

I'm 15 and I can be happy that I have never done any of those things either. You don't need to do any of those to be cool or shit, you just need to go on Newgrounds every day for the rest of your life. then you will be cool.


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Response to I'm 14 years old Jan. 2nd, 2010 @ 01:39 AM Reply

Thank you for confessing to your sins. We will momentarily put you out of your misery...Through interpretive dance!

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Response to I'm 14 years old Jan. 2nd, 2010 @ 01:41 AM Reply

At 1/2/10 01:39 AM, AnonymousAlchemist wrote: Thank you for confessing to your sins. We will momentarily put you out of your misery...Through interpretive dance!

It touched my heart in ways I thought weren't possible.

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Response to I'm 14 years old Jan. 2nd, 2010 @ 01:46 AM Reply

At 1/2/10 01:26 AM, Jackdabomb wrote: And I'm making an unoriginal thread to wallow in my sadness because I've never had alcohol/sex/girlfriend.

Seriously who else thinks there are too many of these?

Just shut the fuck up and deal wit it.

NG isn't some sort of advice guru you tards

Your 14 and you havent had a girlfriend, what the fuck is wrong with you?


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Response to I'm 14 years old Jan. 2nd, 2010 @ 01:56 AM Reply

On the contrary I'm content with at least somewhat talking amongst each other on this forum instead of some troll story thread that last half a min and gets locked.

i know im not the only one.

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Response to I'm 14 years old Jan. 2nd, 2010 @ 01:57 AM Reply

At 1/2/10 01:41 AM, Hornby wrote:
At 1/2/10 01:39 AM, AnonymousAlchemist wrote: Thank you for confessing to your sins. We will momentarily put you out of your misery...Through interpretive dance!
It touched my heart in ways I thought weren't possible.

Really? O.O

I just got heart burn ;[

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Response to I'm 14 years old Jan. 2nd, 2010 @ 02:04 AM Reply

When the hell did people stop stereotyping 13-year-olds and move on to 14-year-olds? Fuck.


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Response to I'm 14 years old Jan. 2nd, 2010 @ 02:08 AM Reply

At 1/2/10 01:28 AM, HazeStigma wrote: Um, Alcohol and sex you shouldn't even be having at your age
Having a girlfriend isnt reccomended too because most likely its just going to end in a week - a few months
Unless you two have like, known each other for ages and liked each other for ages...

He's right. More than 85% of alcholics started at an early age. And any 14 year old who's fucking is most definitley a whore and is most likley carrying something.


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Response to I'm 14 years old Jan. 2nd, 2010 @ 02:12 AM Reply

I find this thread ironic.

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Response to I'm 14 years old Jan. 2nd, 2010 @ 04:14 AM Reply

At 1/2/10 01:39 AM, AnonymousAlchemist wrote: Thank you for confessing to your sins. We will momentarily put you out of your misery...Through interpretive dance!

lol


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Response to I'm 14 years old Jan. 2nd, 2010 @ 04:17 AM Reply

At 1/2/10 01:41 AM, Hornby wrote:
At 1/2/10 01:39 AM, AnonymousAlchemist wrote: Thank you for confessing to your sins. We will momentarily put you out of your misery...Through interpretive dance!
It touched my heart in ways I thought weren't possible.

I can touch you in ways never tought possible.


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Response to I'm 14 years old Jan. 2nd, 2010 @ 04:18 AM Reply

There are never too many decent women.


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Response to I'm 14 years old Jan. 2nd, 2010 @ 04:19 AM Reply

and what else is new?

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Response to I'm 14 years old Jan. 2nd, 2010 @ 04:20 AM Reply

Why do I get the feeling that half the people in this thread didn't read the second half of the original post?


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Response to I'm 14 years old Jan. 2nd, 2010 @ 04:21 AM Reply

At 1/2/10 04:20 AM, MonkeyV wrote: Why do I get the feeling that half the people in this thread didn't read the second half of the original post?

I did. This means we are soulmates.


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Response to I'm 14 years old Jan. 2nd, 2010 @ 04:22 AM Reply

At 1/2/10 01:39 AM, AnonymousAlchemist wrote: Thank you for confessing to your sins. We will momentarily put you out of your misery...Through interpretive dance!

Let's do this.

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Response to I'm 14 years old Jan. 2nd, 2010 @ 04:23 AM Reply

14 is the turning point in your life when you think. Oh shit. What have I done the past 14 years of my life. And then you say "ohh shit". nothing.


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Response to I'm 14 years old Jan. 2nd, 2010 @ 04:28 AM Reply

At 1/2/10 04:22 AM, kalhua wrote:
At 1/2/10 01:39 AM, AnonymousAlchemist wrote: Thank you for confessing to your sins. We will momentarily put you out of your misery...Through interpretive dance!
Let's do this.

We've taken the LEad!


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Response to I'm 14 years old Jan. 2nd, 2010 @ 04:29 AM Reply

im 8 and wats sex??????///

:) :D OMG SMILEYS


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Response to I'm 14 years old Jan. 2nd, 2010 @ 04:41 AM Reply

At 1/2/10 01:26 AM, Jackdabomb wrote: And I'm making an unoriginal thread to wallow in my sadness because I've never had alcohol/sex/girlfriend.

you are pure. keep being pure. pureness leads to wisdom. wisdom leads to acknowledge. acknowledge leads to destruction.


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Response to I'm 14 years old Jan. 2nd, 2010 @ 04:52 AM Reply

At 1/2/10 04:20 AM, MonkeyV wrote: Why do I get the feeling that half the people in this thread didn't read the second half of the original post?

Yeah, I guess too many Newgrounders have ADD and didn't make it that far.

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Response to I'm 14 years old Jan. 2nd, 2010 @ 05:04 AM Reply

I remember having to lie about my age in order to sign up for newgrounds lolllllllllll