Why are all the traits describing each animal positive? Oh the rat is witty, the ox is determined, the monkey is clever. Most of these animals are not like this at all. Why not just say, something like, if you were born in 1992 you're a monkey and you're probably an asshole that flings shit for laughs. If you're going to compare people to animals you should try to be more accurate.
So Newgrounds I ask you to come up with better character traits for each of the animals.
Rat
Ox
Tiger
Rabbit
Dragon
Snake
Horse
Goat
Monkey
Rooster
Dog
Pig
You don't need to take it seriously if you don't want to, it's just what some people believe.
My mom's a dragon and my dad's a snake, but what am I? A rabbit!
Also my brother's a monkey
Ever seen two reptilian creatures produce...well...
Anyway same thing with horoscope, it's something we look at for fun
Sometimes there could be a coincidence, it happens.
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That was hilarious. I love you Dragonfyre!!!
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At 1/1/10 01:04 PM, Sensationalism wrote: That was hilarious. I love you Dragonfyre!!!
My mind is running wild today. I am very high and I only got three hours of sleep.
At 1/1/10 01:04 PM, Sensationalism wrote: That was hilarious. I love you Dragonfyre!!!
One of the funniest peeps i've seen on NG xD
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Rat : Small faggot who likes cheese.
Ox : huge muscular guy.
Tiger : idiot who doesnt cut their nails.
Rabbit : fast small fuckers who eat all my veggies.
Dragon : FLYING FIREBREATHING PEOPLE THAT EVERYONE WANTS DEAD.
Snake : small, stealthy, slippery mofo's that cannibalize.
Horse : big, fast guy that shits everywhere.
Goat : moron. just morons.
Monkey : people who love to swing around and fling shits at people.
Rooster : loud and annoying people.
Dog : like the rooster, but these people take shits and pisses everywhere.
Pig : fat fucks that if we had to revert to cannibalism, we would get them first.
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I've never gotten past the part where I'm considered an ox to even read the characteristics they associate with the animal.
looking good and dressing well is a necessity. having a purpose in life is not.
This year is the year of the Tiger. The Tiger represents leadership and power.
I was born in the year of the goat.
The Goat symbolizes such character traits as creativity, intelligence, dependability, and calmness. Comfortable being alone to ponder the workings of their inner minds, Goats enjoy being part of a group, but prefer the sidelines rather than the center. Their nurturing personality makes Goats excellent care-givers. They're quite and reserved because they spend much time absorbed in their thoughts.
I find the creative prat ironic because I can't even draw. The rest definitely represents me.
I was born in the year of the pig. Though I do not have much of the characteristics that comes with it.
I'm a ram (also, an Aries! Oh irony, you crafty bitch).
We're always hugely horny and like to butt heads. Also, when we bleet, we bleet our hearts out.
Life is a performance, and the world is full of critics. Give it your all like it's your last show.
You don't even want to know
Born in the year of the horse.
People born in the Year of the Horse are popular. They are cheerful, skillful with money, and perceptive, although they sometimes talk too much. The are wise, talented, good with their hands, and sometimes have a weakness for members of the opposite sex. They are impatient and hot-blooded about everything except their daily work. They like entertainment and large crowds. They are very independent and rarely listen to advice. They are most compatible with Tigers, Dogs, and Sheep.
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