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not very fucking long, i fail at knowing not to do that.
kind of reminded me of a angry blowjob.Like a muffled choking with a depressed sigh from the nose--ZyklonB-
Fuck this thread.--Rig--
13 seconds... But i think its more, 3 :<
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I could survive for 37 SECONDS after kicking a bear in the balls.
Not as long as I had hoped.
NOtr gonna d o it
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Also, I like annoying Americans by calling English football "real football" and American football "rugby".-Lost-Chances
A mountain goat with a raging boner.
51 seconds by the way.
Does anybody even read these?
At 1/3/10 06:45 AM, DaboyzofWexford wrote: not bad for a nerd.
Okay, you and me are going to fight. The winner gets an additional second. Agreed?
At 12/31/09 06:20 PM, Mystery-Moon-Pie-Aud wrote: A mountain goat with a ragin boner scares me the most. Also, 43 seconds.
Ever met one? Lol.
The adopt a bear cub question is wrong tho.
I have always wanted to have a pet bear.
How cool would it be if.....
Your landlord comes looking for your long-overdue rent payment...
He knocks on the door to your place, and gets no response...
So he uses his master key to let himself in...
And once inside, as his eyes adjust to the dim lighting... he finds himself face to face with the silhouette of a strangely familiar beast.
His immediate reaction would be to turn on the lights... and it only confirms his suspicion...
A fucking big badass bear...
And I didn't mention it before... but I'd be on the couch the entire time... wearing nothing but leopard-print underpants.... and gnawing on some raw meat.
At 1/3/10 06:47 AM, LBRocker wrote:At 1/3/10 06:45 AM, DaboyzofWexford wrote: not bad for a nerd.Okay, you and me are going to fight. The winner gets an additional second. Agreed?
that depends on where you live.
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You could survive for 1 MINUTE 6 SECONDS after kicking a bear in the balls.
Yeah, I bet you do.
37 seconds, better than most at least :D
But as I am a genius, I wouldn't go kick a bear in the balls in the first place (obvious enough)
Shut up when you're talking to me!
At 12/31/09 04:53 PM, Master117chief wrote: You could survive for 44 SECONDS after kicking a bear in the balls.
44 seconds too. Maybe If I can run really fast. But a ? I would be pretty fucking scared but a pride of lions would be worse.
"There are two things that are infinite in this world, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not too sure about the universe."
- Albert Einstein
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