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What job would you suck at?... 2009-12-29 15:42:55 Reply

We've all got our talents, it's human nature... Unfortunately, it's also human nature to have flaws... These flaws may drastically impair us in certain jobs... My question to you, which job would you suck at?...

I'd probably suck at border patrol, because I have bad sight and hearing, and am not meant to be constantly on the look-out for intruders...

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Response to What job would you suck at?... 2009-12-29 15:43:28 Reply

Air traffic control.

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Response to What job would you suck at?... 2009-12-29 15:43:27 Reply

Professional athlete.


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Response to What job would you suck at?... 2009-12-29 15:43:35 Reply

any job that isn't music related, i really suck at other jobs


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Response to What job would you suck at?... 2009-12-29 15:44:45 Reply

At 12/29/09 03:43 PM, Gagsy wrote: Professional athlete.

This, and any other job that involves too much physical exertion.

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Response to What job would you suck at?... 2009-12-29 15:45:34 Reply

an office job

I like being alone, and I don't really like repetitive things.


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Response to What job would you suck at?... 2009-12-29 15:45:56 Reply

I would be terrible in any law enforcement position. Even if I was a simple security guard I just wouldn't care.

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Response to What job would you suck at?... 2009-12-29 15:47:36 Reply

Substitute teacher.

Oh the pain!

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Response to What job would you suck at?... 2009-12-29 15:48:06 Reply

cooking...im horrible at cooking, i tried making home made mac n cheese once it came out all brown and dry and tasted like chicken...bad chicken and just this morning i made eggs and flipped it off the frying pan then i tried again and it came out looking like retarded slop. i cant cook for shit


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Response to What job would you suck at?... 2009-12-29 15:48:54 Reply

Porn.


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Response to What job would you suck at?... 2009-12-29 15:48:58 Reply

Docter.

I'd accidentaly drinkthe paitents blood.


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Response to What job would you suck at?... 2009-12-29 15:51:24 Reply

I'd suck at being a chemist,I would probably fuck up the human system and make zombies appear.


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Response to What job would you suck at?... 2009-12-29 15:52:56 Reply

At 12/29/09 03:48 PM, twitchyspeed wrote: Docter.

I'd accidentaly drinkthe paitents blood.

By the pic in your sig I can guess that this "vampire" thing is going to be permanent for you...


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Response to What job would you suck at?... 2009-12-29 15:56:49 Reply

Mechanical or aeronautical engineer.


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Response to What job would you suck at?... 2009-12-29 15:57:26 Reply

Prostitution. I just... couldn't.

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Response to What job would you suck at?... 2009-12-29 16:00:02 Reply

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Response to What job would you suck at?... 2009-12-29 16:07:36 Reply

An office job

Being forced to sit all day drives me insane.


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Response to What job would you suck at?... 2009-12-29 16:09:46 Reply

I would be an awful doctor.

I would become way too frustrated by all the people who ask for my help, then live extremely unhealthy lifestyles and ignore my advice.

My uncle was a doctor, and he would have overweight patients begging for him to cure their joint pain or chest pain, but wouldn't listen when he recommended that they lose some weight.


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Response to What job would you suck at?... 2009-12-29 16:10:58 Reply

Thief or killer or rapist or drug dealer.... I have too much of a good soul


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Response to What job would you suck at?... 2009-12-29 16:12:28 Reply

working with economy. not that i suck at numbers, i just hate economy, from the bottom of my soul. bleeeeeeeaaggrgrhhh


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Response to What job would you suck at?... 2009-12-29 16:13:52 Reply

At 12/29/09 04:09 PM, Timmy wrote: I would be an awful doctor.

I would become way too frustrated by all the people who ask for my help, then live extremely unhealthy lifestyles and ignore my advice.

do you watch house?


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Response to What job would you suck at?... 2009-12-29 16:14:15 Reply

Something related to farming. Or sewage. Imagine being the person to drive a septic tank around all day every day.


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Response to What job would you suck at?... 2009-12-29 16:21:31 Reply

Anger management counsilor.

Id probably start a riot right then and there D:


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Response to What job would you suck at?... 2009-12-29 16:22:10 Reply

I'd be a terrible teacher I'd probably beat the kids.


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Response to What job would you suck at?... 2009-12-29 16:23:04 Reply

Anything not exciting or dangerous.

(Adrenaline Junkie.)

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Response to What job would you suck at?... 2009-12-29 16:24:02 Reply

Anything involving manual labour.

cuz i r lazee

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Response to What job would you suck at?... 2009-12-29 16:25:07 Reply

I gotta be honest. Any job involving responsibility.


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Response to What job would you suck at?... 2009-12-29 16:27:46 Reply

Actress/Actor (Really Shy), I guess that takes away teacher/principal/social jobs as well, and I'm not know for my physical abilities either like construction or athlete. I also can't sit still for a long amount of time...oh, and I have poor eyesight. Really limits my abilities.


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Response to What job would you suck at?... 2009-12-29 16:32:20 Reply

I would really, really suck as a kindergarten teacher. Or just a teacher in general. It's not that I can't explain things, but I just don't have the patience and really hate annoying kids. Never been good at entertaining little kids either, so they're probably all gonna hate me.

Furthermore I would probably suck as a musician, singer, dancer or whatever has to do with music. Can't play any instrument, don't have any sense of rhythm and I sing horribly.

For the rest I think I'd do alright on most jobs.


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Response to What job would you suck at?... 2009-12-29 16:36:09 Reply

Ohh ohh the job I would suck at the most is anything where I would have to sell things to people because I can't even try to convince people to spend their worthless money on worthless shit when I find it wrong in the first place. Makes me sick.

And I could never have a job where I'm intentionally causing harm, like slaughterhouse worker, butcher, logger, farmer, selling pesticides, or selling weapons.


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