Modern Warfare 3 Announced!

[Phantox]

No Homo

Discuss, VG

[Eclipse]

Lol TheOnion.

[iMini]

"New Robin Hood movie to contain a 30-minute car chase scene"

[Letiger]

Already seen it before. I loved how the Onion was able to mod S.S.D.D so much.

[sushi13]

Great; another game that will draw everyone away from playing multiplayer in any other games. Like we need more stupid Modern Warfare games...

[Phantox]

At 12/29/09 06:33 AM, sushi13 wrote: Great; another game that will draw everyone away from playing multiplayer in any other games. Like we need more stupid Modern Warfare games...

Did you even click the link or did you just read the title and decided to post?

[AlkaSeltzer]

I can imagine how much traffic the onion will get from the addicted fanboys of the series. Jolly good show.

[Dapper]

At 12/29/09 06:33 AM, sushi13 wrote: Great; another game that will draw everyone away from playing multiplayer in any other games. Like we need more stupid Modern Warfare games...

I hate the fact that you didn't even click the link.

[huntarus]

Ah TheOnion; your periodical poking fun at video games (and apple) never ceases to amuse me.

[36Holla]

Oh yeah, I remember that. The Onion has a very good understanding about how the typical person thinks about and misinterprets video games. There was another thing they did near the beginning of the year. Are video games adequately preparing our children for the apocalypse?

[sushi13]

At 12/29/09 06:44 AM, Phantox wrote:

At 12/29/09 06:33 AM, sushi13 wrote: Great; another game that will draw everyone away from playing multiplayer in any other games. Like we need more stupid Modern Warfare games...

Did you even click the link or did you just read the title and decided to post?

At 12/29/09 07:57 AM, Dapper wrote: I hate the fact that you didn't even click the link.

In my defense, I did click the link but I clicked it off in disgust after about 20 seconds when he said "developers are already putting the finishing touches on Modern Warfare 3" and mumbled something rude under my breath about that cocksucker Bobby Kotick and his policy of only making games in franchises that can be exploited to the maximum.

To be honest I should have realised that something was wrong with "finishing touches" barely 6 weeks after the MW2 was released but I didn't.
My bad.
Although when Modern Warfare 3 is really announced I will stand by my previous comment.

[Sierra]

Seen it before, but it's still pretty good. I'm surprised they were able to do so much with Modern Warfare 2 to make it into the 'third' game in the Modern Warfare series. However, at the same time, I agree with sushi that it's likely just going to be an exploited series.

[Deadly-Shadow]

And yet it would still probably be more fun than Modern Warfare 2.

[huntarus]

At 12/29/09 08:34 AM, 36Holla wrote: Oh yeah, I remember that. The Onion has a very good understanding about how the typical person thinks about and misinterprets video games. There was another thing they did near the beginning of the year. Are video games adequately preparing our children for the apocalypse?

They also did the game that consists solely of shooting people in the face.

NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART

[dudewithashotgun29]

The Onion is so epic, especially since they manage tomake gullible morons think its real

[Fezz]

Dude, that Wii controller at the end looks sweet.

[MetalDart]

At 12/29/09 05:21 AM, Phantox wrote: No Homo

I feel like you're from NC.

[SlipperyMooseCakes]

At 12/29/09 04:07 PM, MetalDart wrote:

At 12/29/09 05:21 AM, Phantox wrote: No Homo

I feel like you're from NC.

People from all over the place say that. I always thought it was dumb because essentially you can do anything gay but it isn't gay if you say "No homo"

I just had sex with your dad. No homo.

[elementell]

At 12/29/09 04:13 PM, SlipperyMooseCakes wrote:

People from all over the place say that. I always thought it was dumb because essentially you can do anything gay but it isn't gay if you say "No homo"

I just had sex with your dad. No homo.

I like to fuck little 7 year old boys then eat them out, no homo.

[Phantox]

At 12/29/09 04:07 PM, MetalDart wrote:

At 12/29/09 05:21 AM, Phantox wrote: No Homo

I feel like you're from NC.

Nah. I just heard it a few times and decided to use it

[Rapterz]

Whoa...can they really just keep making a game based on current warfare. I wanna see prehistoric stuff with dinosaurs and cavemen. Sure it wouldn't be chronologically correct but who's counting the eons. Just hate for Infinity Ward to F up.

[BenelliM4]

I want my 2:43 back.

[ZJ]

At 12/29/09 07:55 PM, BenelliM4 wrote: I want my 2:43 back.

Hey, it was better than RIck Roll

[Samen]

At 12/29/09 09:43 AM, sushi13 wrote: To be honest I should have realised that something was wrong with "finishing touches" barely 6 weeks after the MW2 was released but I didn't.
My bad.
Although when Modern Warfare 3 is really announced I will stand by my previous comment.

If there is going to be a Modern Warfare 3, it probably wont be released until late 2011, so you'll have some time to stew over it.

[CapnRyan]

Very funny, I actually got my hopes up for a little bit. =[

[jewdudewtf]

I would rather do that than be sniped by Akimbo 1887s.

[Faintly]

Old news.

[GHOST-KILLA]

FFS people, there will be NO MW3 infinty ward has pulled out of MW2 there going to make a space-type game next i heard, probs be same concept as the MWs but just aliens n what not..

[ZagmenO]

Woo! Sounds more exciting than any of the other COD games.

[Im-A-Pirate]

"Repair humvees for 10 hours a day"?

HOT SHIT!