I'ma be a Dad!

[Xavierthewarlord]

My wife just called from Texas, at her parent's house, to inform me that she is pregnant.

I was excited at first.

Now I'm pissing myself in fear that I'm going to be a terrible father.

[Urban-Champion]

Tip 1. Don't take any advice from Newgrounds. 15 year old pubescent teenagers will not be of much help.

[Heretic-Anchorite]

Just do the complete opposite thing newgrounders tell you to do, lol.

anyway, congratulations.

[Xavierthewarlord]

At 12/29/09 01:34 AM, I-RULE-OVER-ALL wrote: Just do the complete opposite thing newgrounders tell you to do, lol.

anyway, congratulations.

So, wait, do the opposite, you're a NGer, so, listen to the NGer, but, then, I'd have to do the opposite..

Anyway, thanks. :D

[Lost-Chances]

At 12/29/09 01:32 AM, Xavierthewarlord wrote: My wife just called from Texas, at her parent's house, to inform me that she is pregnant.

I was excited at first.

Now I'm pissing myself in fear that I'm going to be a terrible father.

All the way from Texas?

Sounds like she's been sleeping about.

Oh, and I'm going to be a shitty alcoholic uncle soon.

[Xavierthewarlord]

At 12/29/09 01:36 AM, Lost-Chances wrote:

At 12/29/09 01:32 AM, Xavierthewarlord wrote: My wife just called from Texas, at her parent's house, to inform me that she is pregnant.

I was excited at first.

Now I'm pissing myself in fear that I'm going to be a terrible father.

All the way from Texas?

Sounds like she's been sleeping about.

Oh, and I'm going to be a shitty alcoholic uncle soon.

She's at her parent's house, currently.

Her parents and I hate each other, so I chose to stay here with Jack Daniels while she goes down there to be all, family like.

[Bigfoot3290]

Best wishes to you and your wife!

[fire-exit-man]

Congratulations!

And i wouldn't worry about that yet, there's still a long way to go before the baby's even born.

Wait, that probably didn't help...

Congratulations!

[Stretchysumo]

inb4 tankmen reference

I'm sure you'll be a great abusive father.

[CaptainQuartz]

At 12/29/09 01:32 AM, Xavierthewarlord wrote: My wife just called from Texas, at her parent's house, to inform me that she is pregnant.

I was excited at first.

Now I'm pissing myself in fear that I'm going to be a terrible father.

It's not hard to be a dad..

Just don't be afriad to bitch slap your kid when they step out of line.

[6r0undZ3r0]

Congrats. I'm sure you'll be a decent father.

[Xavierthewarlord]

At 12/29/09 01:43 AM, DemonsRemorse wrote:

At 12/29/09 01:32 AM, Xavierthewarlord wrote: My wife just called from Texas, at her parent's house, to inform me that she is pregnant.

I was excited at first.

Now I'm pissing myself in fear that I'm going to be a terrible father.

It's not hard to be a dad..

Just don't be afriad to bitch slap your kid when they step out of line.

I assure, I wont be one of those parents with the kid crying in the restaurant.

Berb, buying a Whore to keep the backhand strong.

[Cordyceps]

At 12/29/09 01:40 AM, Stretchysumo wrote:

inb4 tankmen reference

I'm sure you'll be a great abusive father.

Nah, just shake 'em real hard, then you can't get them in any kind of danger, because they'll be fast asleep.

[gibleto]

At 12/29/09 01:32 AM, Xavierthewarlord wrote:

Now I'm pissing myself in fear that I'm going to be a terrible father.

You probably will.

[DragonFyre9]

At 12/29/09 01:36 AM, Lost-Chances wrote:
Oh, and I'm going to be a shitty alcoholic uncle soon.

You're living the dream.

[Droke]

Are you sure it was your baby cream?

Congratulations, btw.

[Xavierthewarlord]

At 12/29/09 02:09 AM, FurryOwlet wrote: Congrats, man!
I'm sure you'll be a sweet dad.

Thank ya.

And yes, I'm sure it was my Baby Cream.

[Cybersief]

Congrats I guess. Read up on them baby books!

[Lasergates]

so you find out you are going to be a father and you run to your computer to make a thread about it?

please have it aborted and incinerated it will be better off

[Xavierthewarlord]

At 12/29/09 02:32 AM, Lasergates wrote: so you find out you are going to be a father and you run to your computer to make a thread about it?

please have it aborted and incinerated it will be better off

... That;s cool, bro. And no, I didn't 'Run to the computer to make a thread about it'. I called up my parents and other family I give two shits about.

[GrandpaSmith]

If you area father and on newgrounds, You already failed as a father.

[snapper5]

At 12/29/09 01:33 AM, Guest8792 wrote: Tip 1. Don't take any advice from Newgrounds. 15 year old pubescent teenagers will not be of much help.

I'm sixteen thank you very much!

[Lasergates]

At 12/29/09 02:34 AM, Xavierthewarlord wrote:
... That;s cool, bro. And no, I didn't 'Run to the computer to make a thread about it'. I called up my parents and other family I give two shits about.

and then you pranced over to the computer to tell a bunch of 12 year olds on new grounds who have never seen boobs before that you impregnated your manatee of a wife.

[SqueezyLemon]

At 12/29/09 01:32 AM, Xavierthewarlord wrote: My wife just called from Texas, at her parent's house, to inform me that she is pregnant.

I was excited at first.

Now I'm pissing myself in fear that I'm going to be a terrible father.

Youll do fine. Just dont piss on the baby.

[Used-Tampon]

Better hope it's a boy.

[Letiger]

And then a sniper comes to shoot you.

If you don't get that refrence then you shoudn't be on NG.

[Falonefal]

Just don't forget, don't take pics of your children while they're nekkid, you could get a free butthole-extension Spa for that.