I want to make an apple pie.

[Cordyceps]

I want to make it from scratch, but I haven't the foggiest idea as to how I'm supposed to go about inventing the universe.

[CapnRyan]

Doughy or pastry?

[dabigboom]

make sure no one walks in on you while you're "eating" your pie

[Cordyceps]

At 12/28/09 09:12 PM, Saint-Jesus wrote: Doughy or pastry?

I want it to be crumbly and good.

[95wave]

uh google rescipies?

PROBLEM SOLVED, GO TEAM GOOOO!

[Peaceblossom]

This should be on the Cooking Forum.

[CapnCrunchDaPimp]

Write 3.14 on a paper and hold it up to a mirror. The offering will please the Pie God, and maybe he will bless you with his most tasty apple pie goodness.

[1Tyla1]

At 12/28/09 09:19 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: Write 3.14 on a paper and hold it up to a mirror. The offering will please the Pie God, and maybe he will bless you with his most tasty apple pie goodness.

That won't work. Try this: 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419 716939937510

[Samen]

Well, you'll need fresh apples, crust dough, and cinnimon, and that's just to start with.
Be sure you find apples that work good in a pie, don't go with those Granny Smith or Red Delicious crap, get yourself some Fuji or Macintosh apples.

[6r0undZ3r0]

I would try searching apple pie and crust recipes...

[PrawDuhJee]

If you wish to make an apple pie, you must first invent the universe.

No exceptions, no substitutions.

NOW BEGONE WITH YOU!

[DragonFyre9]

You can probably find over a million apple pie recipes online. Google is your friend.

[LivinInTheSunlight]

At 12/28/09 09:17 PM, Peaceblossom wrote: This should be on the Cooking Forum.

If there was a NG Cooking forum, I'd never step foot in General ever again.

[bifgis]

Just go buy a new baked s'mores pie at McDonalds :P