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Temposviva

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Paranormal Activity 2009-12-28 20:46:35 Reply

I SWEAR, this is no joke, I was just masturbating to Crysis goodness when I suddenly get a weird feeling, I look behind me.
I see the door in my room just being quietly in place and then... it FUCKING starts to move!
I swear, then 2 seconds later my CAT walks in! BUT I SWEAR THE DOOR FIRST OPENED and THEN THE CAT CAME IN!!!
Holy hell! Does this mean I have ghosts now!? And the cat followed them into my room or...
What If I'm getting raped by a ghost now?!?!?
I Feel sommething funny in my inbetweens D=

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Response to Paranormal Activity 2009-12-28 20:48:16 Reply

See kids! Thats why you dont masturbate! A massive cat luring ghost will come, rape you, chop your dick off, and leave you there to die!

OH THE HORROR.....

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Response to Paranormal Activity 2009-12-28 20:49:30 Reply

Its called an orgasm. Get used to it.

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Response to Paranormal Activity 2009-12-28 20:50:05 Reply

At 12/28/09 08:46 PM, Temposviva wrote: I Feel sommething funny in my inbetweens D=

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Temposviva

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Response to Paranormal Activity 2009-12-28 20:50:48 Reply

I am serious! I am scared! D=

Oh god... SG Adsfg This.. g ersaad is Good! !! This feeling WGFDFXV I... THis GHOST... Knows How to AHH!
Woah! fdsh...

I AM fucked by a ghos-

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Response to Paranormal Activity 2009-12-28 20:51:46 Reply

No, that just means that the cat opened your door.

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Response to Paranormal Activity 2009-12-28 20:51:50 Reply

Ghosts hate masturbation. If you do it in front of them that means you'll go blind . . . . .. .

Wait, is this text getting into the text box? How am I tpying? good golly ogs

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Response to Paranormal Activity 2009-12-28 20:52:20 Reply

At 12/28/09 08:50 PM, Temposviva wrote: I am serious! I am scared! D=

Oh god... SG Adsfg This.. g ersaad is Good! !! This feeling WGFDFXV I... THis GHOST... Knows How to AHH!
Woah! fdsh...

I AM fucked by a ghos-

If yopu really are serious, run the fuck away from there b4 he catches your soul.

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