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I'm about to go to florida with my high school band (We are marching in the citrus parade), and we are going to disney world.
I REALLY want to think of some funny/cool things to say to some of the characters I see there. (Because I want them to be my best friends of course.)
So Newgrounds, can you think of anything hilarious to say to a disney character?
Here is a list of the characters that are at disney world:
But I'd like to stick to the main ones:
Chip N Dale
Winnie the Pooh
So? Anything good to say to any of them?
you should say how much you appreciate all the hardwork they put into making children smile.
I suppose I could tell Mickey that I slept with Minnie last night.
Well you could kick goofy down and say its goofy time wearing a goofy costume as well. That would be deliciously meme and please the internet.
Besides that, i can't think of shit.
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At 12/25/09 02:25 AM, hhhh wrote: Well you could kick goofy down and say its goofy time wearing a goofy costume as well. That would be deliciously meme and please the internet.
Besides that, i can't think of shit.goofy
That would be awesome.. but too difficult. I don't have a goofy costume, nor would I know where to acquire one. Besides, I don't care THAT much about making the actors in the costume laugh.
tell them that if they wanna score some good blow then to meet you at the entrance to the castle in 1 hour... stalk them and see if they show up..
Tell Em all to go fuck themselves...but really ive always wanted to ask Goofy why he looks so much like pluto....i mean yeah they are both dogs and all but c'mon. Ive also wanted to ask Donald Duck if Daisy eve given him any because theres no reason for him to be such a damn tight ass umless your girlfriend gets you a chasity belt for your birthday. As Mickey if Minnie os good in bed because no one can ever be that happy all the time for a bunch of brats. Also...is Goofy fucking the Cow?
"On rainy days, I just sit there and make deals with the devil. The fun never ends..."
Why don't you just punch one of them in the balls as hard as you can before you go home, that would be a better story then telling a guy in a costume that you slept with his supposed make belief girlfriend.
Tell Winnie the Pooh to stop gorging himself with honey.
If he doesn't listen, stuff his head in a poisoned honey-jar
I'm leaving for florida tomorrow. So this is the last chance for suggestions. Also I could use some suggestions on fun/cool things to do in a hotel room.
At 12/27/09 12:02 AM, El-Mistro wrote: High School Band? Disney World? Teach me the art of getting chicks plox
There is more to life than chicks. Also.. band doesn't put restrictions on chicks. It's all about attitude and confidence. Not sports, activities, or hobbies.
Anyways, this did give me the idea of asking goofy why he's so terrible with the ladies.
At 12/25/09 01:58 AM, NewgroundsSucksMyAss wrote: you should say how much you appreciate all the hardwork they put into making children smile.
You should thank them by kicking their teeth in, throwing slushies at them, tripping them, and cockslapping them ferociously. Appreciation is important.
One day, Mickey wakes up and looks out the window. There written in the snow with urine, is "fuck you Mickey" So he calls the cops, and they do some expecting. Then the officer goes to Mickey: "I got some news for you." "Yes?" "The urine is Goofy's, but the handwriting is Minnie's."
Mickey FUCK YOU
Donald Duck FUCK YOU
Minnie FUCK YOU
Goofy FUCK YOU
Chip N Dale FUCK YOU
Pluto FUCK YOU
Tigger FUCK YOU
Winnie the Pooh FUCK YOU
Eeyore WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU ?
At 12/27/09 01:35 AM, walterwagner wrote: Eeyore WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU ?
He's the original emo kid. He can't even keep his fucking home from falling down. He spends his days wallowing in self pity and he's never happy.
At 12/27/09 01:38 AM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote:At 12/27/09 01:35 AM, walterwagner wrote: Eeyore WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU ?He's the original emo kid. He can't even keep his fucking home from falling down. He spends his days wallowing in self pity and he's never happy.
He's the elephant thingy from Winnie the Pooh but I don't think Eeyore is in Disney World
Just so you know, I went to Disney earlier this year and noticed that every single Disney character had a huge line of people waiting to have a photo.
Might take you a little while to work your list.
If you go to Blizzard Beach, the female lifeguards love it when you say "If I start drowning, I hope you're the one who gives me mouth-to-mouth."
Some people feel content to pour syrup on shit and call it pancakes their whole lives.
As them why did they bought Marvel.
int experience, posts;
while(experience/10 >= posts)
Ask them how much they get paid.
I'm sure that'll go down well
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