Awesome Omegle chat!

[Rumplstilts]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I am not interested in cybering. If you are, please disconnect and go find the horny person of your dreams.
You: Hey you, I got a spider in my shoe.
Stranger: KILL IT!!!!
Stranger: KILL IIIIIT!
You: Don't mean to gloat, I got 320 spiders in my coat.
Stranger: well you ARE gloating, 'cause I'm totally jealous!
You: JELLYOUS????
Stranger: TCHYEAH
You: You'll never guess whats in opur meats.
You: our*
You: IT'S APPLES!
Stranger: whoa!
Stranger: delicious!
You: You: I am dumb
You: Arent i CLEVERIST!?
Stranger: hell yeah you are!
Stranger: Wow!
Stranger: that fooled me!
You: :3 you are the first person to ever say that to me :,)
Stranger: Awwwww!
Stranger: That has earned you a hug!!!
You: I thought I could never learn to love... but you have proven me wrong *insert titanic theme*
Stranger: *my eyes swell with tears*
Stranger: You've made me the happiest porcupine alive...
You: WELL TOO BNAD SARAH CONNOR *insert terminator theme*
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
You: *Fires machine gun rapidly while saying "get to da choppa!"*
Stranger: *gets to da choppa*
Stranger: WHAT IS THIS THIS IS JUST A CARDBOARD HELLICOPTER
Stranger: THIS DOESN'T EVEN WORK
Stranger: WHY DID YOU TELL ME TO GET HERE??
You: OH f*** no!
You: We need MacGuyver!
Stranger: yeah! He can make this choppa run again!
Stranger: *MacGuyver comes and turns the choppa into a chopper--as in, a motorcycle*
Stranger: FFFFFF-
You: You escape on that, I'll take the beatles yellow submarine to safety (and marajhuana)
Stranger: but but but I want a ride on the yellow submarine!
You: Well come together! Right now... over me!
Stranger: *comes together with you right now* Okay, now what?
You: We shall fly on a luck dragon to a magical world about a kid reading a book and saving it from the nothing! or... something like that..
Stranger: Brilliant!!!
You: It appears the luck dragon has some sort of a cancer. what should we do
Stranger: You turn around. I'll fix this.
You: Oklay
Stranger: *uses SUPER SECRET POWERS to heal the LUCK DRAGON'S CANCER*
You: OMG WTF!!!!
You: You wouldn't happen to be a power ranger would you?
Stranger: I... I thought you knew....
You: You.. you betrayed me... ;_;
Stranger: I was going to tell you... back on the submarine
Stranger: we were both so high on marijuana, I didn't think you'd believe me
You: It's topo late. I guess we should njust go... seperate ways..
Stranger: But I... Well, I promise you, I will never forget you.
Stranger: You and your coat full of spiders...
Stranger: You've... you've changed me
Stranger: for the better
You: Farewell good friend, great conquistador, excellent maestro of the tango. And small waiter of short stature in little china town.
Stranger: Farewell, my fine feathered friend. Farewell :,(

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Any good omegle chats?

[Minty-Hippo]

holy shit... THAT WAS ME!

[Noodleface]

holy shit... THAT WAS ME!

[LngTankerforjoo]

holy shit... THAT WAS ME!!!

[Doberman]

I'm gay.

[CosmicDeath]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey!
You: where is it?
Stranger: In your hands.
You: Holy mother...
Stranger: I know.
You: You're right.. What was I thinking?
Stranger: We haven't much time until the damn thing explods.
Stranger: *explodes
You: want it?
You: you can has it
Stranger: I don't want to has!!
You: Oh noes
You: OHNOES
Stranger: Oh teh uber noes.
You: *splode*
You: u_u
You: x_x
Stranger: An hero was born today.
Stranger: An hero died.
Stranger: *mourns*
You: *from beyond the grave* yo, wha's up?
Stranger: HOLY SHIT DEATH TURNS PEOPLE INTO N***Z?!
You: :O no.
You: I'm from Texas
Stranger: TEXANS?! Dear jebus, it's worse than I thought.
You: inorite?
You: What am I to do???
You: first a bomb in mah hands, next a texan?
Stranger: Y'alls a crazy mothafucka. I tell you wut.
You: wut
You: WOT?
Stranger: Y'all're fixin' fer a lickin'.
You: Ooer, sir. I say
Stranger: Forsooooooooooooooooooth.
You: hey, that's actually kind of nice! ^_^
You: oh wait, forsooth.. seeing my future?
Stranger: Ha. No. It's a British word I picked up off of a friend. It's like "indeed" but usually used in an "oh shit" kind of way.
You: I'm British, I don;t know that word. IMPOSSIBLE
Stranger: Some Brit you are!
You: right?
Stranger: Haha. So how old are you?
You: 26
You: and yourself?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[supersayinlink]

you: hallo
stranger: hi
stranger: so
stranger: got any kiddie porn?
you: no...
stranger: loser
Your conversational partner has disconnected

and i will never use omegle agin. evar.

[BrockManson]

HOLY SHIT! I don't even...

[Sir-Hank-Frank]

Holy mother fuck, and I thought I was loony. I'm not sure yet, but I think Charlie Manson just stole my innocence on there.

[dlannetts]

Stranger: Hi
You: hi
*10 minutes with nothing to say*
Your conversational partner has disconnected

jks :)
l once meet heaps of different people on omegle some gays, some horny people, some transgender, some lesbians, some FBI's, l meen seriously, someone tell me where are all the normal people on Omegle, why do l always get the weird messed up ones?

[36Holla]

5 Omegle threads in the past 2 days. When are you all going to get it?