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Christmas Present For A Girl? 2009-12-22 16:42:39 Reply

She likes music, films, going out and a neverending list of other stuff. I've been for like a year with this girl and i don't know what i'm gonna buy her.
Don't tell me jewelry or chocolates or flowers, i want to be original. And no, not even a condom... Besides i just need a good gift to give to her for christmas to just enjoy the joy of Xmas with her.
So newgrounds, come on, tell me what i should buy. Also keep the prices low, i'm not a fucking kid who can buy a villa for a girl this christmas.

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Response to Christmas Present For A Girl? 2009-12-22 16:43:37 Reply

Just grab her cock.

In all seriousness, if she likes movies and music, buy her a DVD and a CD. And some expensive perfume. Girls love that. Then grab her cock.

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Response to Christmas Present For A Girl? 2009-12-22 16:45:16 Reply

Do what my mom got for my older brother to get for his GF.

Fingerless gloves and hand lotion

lol wut?

but seriously, that is what she gave him to give her.

And he did


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Response to Christmas Present For A Girl? 2009-12-22 16:45:32 Reply

You could get her a CD to some band that she likes, or maybe a cheap ipod. If you have enough money, you could probably get her a camera, all girls love cameras. But you could always get her a twilight book, I've never met a girl who doesn't like it.


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Response to Christmas Present For A Girl? 2009-12-22 16:45:59 Reply

How about you just roast bowls with her all day?

That, or a pocket rocket.

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Response to Christmas Present For A Girl? 2009-12-22 16:46:18 Reply

If she likes films and music, take her to a musical film.

And grab her cock
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Response to Christmas Present For A Girl? 2009-12-22 16:46:27 Reply

A sombrero


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Response to Christmas Present For A Girl? 2009-12-22 16:47:28 Reply

Apparently bitches really like pajamas. You could also buy perfume.


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Response to Christmas Present For A Girl? 2009-12-22 16:47:30 Reply

At 12/22/09 04:45 PM, XxXLoveJacobXxX wrote: You could get her a CD to some band that she likes, or maybe a cheap ipod. If you have enough money, you could probably get her a camera, all girls love cameras. But you could always get her a twilight book, I've never met a girl who doesn't like it.

Well you just met a guy who goes out with a girl that doesn't like twilight. Surprised bitch? And also why do girls love cameras again?

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Response to Christmas Present For A Girl? 2009-12-22 16:47:41 Reply

At 12/22/09 04:42 PM, Lolzer wrote:
Also keep the prices low, i'm not a fucking kid who can buy a villa for a girl this christmas.

I'm taking my girl to Paris for a week. Why don't you do that? It wont even cost you half as much as a villa.


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Response to Christmas Present For A Girl? 2009-12-22 16:48:09 Reply

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Response to Christmas Present For A Girl? 2009-12-22 16:49:28 Reply

At 12/22/09 04:47 PM, metalstorm wrote:
At 12/22/09 04:42 PM, Lolzer wrote:
Also keep the prices low, i'm not a fucking kid who can't buy a villa for a girl this christmas.
I'm taking my girl to Paris for a week. Why don't you do that? It wont even cost you half as much as a villa.

That sentence fixed. I don't have money to buy a villa this christmas. And also, paris? yeah right i'll just tell santa to get me there!

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Response to Christmas Present For A Girl? 2009-12-22 16:49:48 Reply

At 12/22/09 04:43 PM, Dromedary wrote: Just grab her cock.

Theres no going wrong there, its cheap and a pretty safe way of saying I love you

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Response to Christmas Present For A Girl? 2009-12-22 16:50:00 Reply

You're only 14, you can get away with giving a girl a CD. For God sake buy your girlfriend something cheap while you're still young, my girlfriend wants a fucking iPod Nano.


Some people feel content to pour syrup on shit and call it pancakes their whole lives.

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Response to Christmas Present For A Girl? 2009-12-22 16:50:19 Reply

At 12/22/09 04:47 PM, Lolzer wrote:
At 12/22/09 04:45 PM, XxXLoveJacobXxX wrote: You could get her a CD to some band that she likes, or maybe a cheap ipod. If you have enough money, you could probably get her a camera, all girls love cameras. But you could always get her a twilight book, I've never met a girl who doesn't like it.
Well you just met a guy who goes out with a girl that doesn't like twilight. Surprised bitch? And also why do girls love cameras again?

I guess because they love taking pictures so much, or something. I really have no clue what's so ever, but every single one of my girl friends have cameras and always carry them around with them, and always take pictures. And that's a first about twilight.


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Response to Christmas Present For A Girl? 2009-12-22 16:51:10 Reply

Go for massive amounts of music. It's a very expressive art form and it will work.


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Response to Christmas Present For A Girl? 2009-12-22 16:53:01 Reply

Get an I-tunes voucher!

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Response to Christmas Present For A Girl? 2009-12-22 16:54:46 Reply

get her a stooges album, if she actually likes music


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Response to Christmas Present For A Girl? 2009-12-22 16:55:06 Reply

At 12/22/09 04:46 PM, Jawdyn wrote:
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Response to Christmas Present For A Girl? 2009-12-22 16:57:00 Reply

A dick in her mouth.


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Response to Christmas Present For A Girl? 2009-12-22 17:00:06 Reply

At 12/22/09 04:42 PM, Lolzer wrote: And no, not even a condom...

Ahhh, dammit, there goes my suggestion!

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Response to Christmas Present For A Girl? 2009-12-22 17:03:34 Reply

At 12/22/09 04:49 PM, Lolzer wrote:
At 12/22/09 04:47 PM, metalstorm wrote:
At 12/22/09 04:42 PM, Lolzer wrote:
Also keep the prices low, i'm not a fucking kid who can't buy a villa for a girl this christmas.
I'm taking my girl to Paris for a week. Why don't you do that? It wont even cost you half as much as a villa.
That sentence fixed. I don't have money to buy a villa this christmas. And also, paris? yeah right i'll just tell santa to get me there!

I think your sarcasm detectors are broken. Also, saying that you're not a kid who can't afford a villa implies that you can afford a villa.

Don't stress too much about it though. Just get her some nice perfume or some pajamas or something. I dont know why but evey girl I've ever been with has had some strange obsession with pajamas.


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Response to Christmas Present For A Girl? 2010-01-09 14:41:52 Reply

Women love underwear!

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Response to Christmas Present For A Girl? 2010-01-09 14:42:54 Reply

At 1/9/10 02:41 PM, puddinN64 wrote: Women love underwear!

Hey you, yeah you. Retard, Christmas is fucking OVER.


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