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At 12/23/09 05:05 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote:

At 12/23/09 05:02 PM, OddlyPoetic wrote:

At 12/23/09 04:59 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: You're making me very angry, son. Don't make me get out the belt. You will do as you are told, whether you want to or not. I AM TIRED OF WIPING UP YOUR GREEN LIQUID SHIT, YOU HEAR ME?

But daddy! Grandma said you were never toilet trained either!

You little shi- *mutters to self* Where did you hear that? It's not true, you know. Even if it was, who would wipe my ass and clean up my accidents?

Well maybe Grandma would stop lying if you stopped beating her with a belt and detached her from the car battery. She said your experiments aren't real. And we both know Gina would do that

At 12/23/09 05:07 PM, OddlyPoetic wrote:

At 12/23/09 05:05 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: You little shi- *mutters to self* Where did you hear that? It's not true, you know. Even if it was, who would wipe my ass and clean up my accidents?

Well maybe Grandma would stop lying if you stopped beating her with a belt and detached her from the car battery. She said your experiments aren't real. And we both know Gina would do that

I work overtime at a shitty job and pay child support for THIS SHIT? That's it, I'm disowning you. Go on back to your whore mother and suck off her tit, that is, if you can knock off whatever guy she's with now and beat him to the chase. YOU ARE TOO MUCH LIKE HER.

At 12/23/09 05:11 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote:

At 12/23/09 05:07 PM, OddlyPoetic wrote:

At 12/23/09 05:05 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: You little shi- *mutters to self* Where did you hear that? It's not true, you know. Even if it was, who would wipe my ass and clean up my accidents?

Well maybe Grandma would stop lying if you stopped beating her with a belt and detached her from the car battery. She said your experiments aren't real. And we both know Gina would do that

I work overtime at a shitty job and pay child support for THIS SHIT? That's it, I'm disowning you. Go on back to your whore mother and suck off her tit, that is, if you can knock off whatever guy she's with now and beat him to the chase. YOU ARE TOO MUCH LIKE HER.

YOU SHUT UP! Gina said she changes you! And fine, i'll go suck on her tits even though i'm nearly 17!
And you have a drug problem too! Don't think i didn't see you shooting that laundry detergent!

HAHAHAHA DADDY CAN'T AFFORD CRACK!

At 12/22/09 05:58 AM, Minty-Hippo wrote:

At 12/22/09 01:24 AM, jossospro wrote: since i became green from all the vegetables im going to steal christmas THERE WILL BE NO CHRISTMAS THIS YEAR (Btw santa is not real ur parents put presents under the tree)

One your retarded.
Two were not 8.

Actually, you're grammatically retarded.

I am going to this fancy party that my boss from work is hosting at her place. It's gonna be all..fancy with like, fancy foods, and maybe some wine...ooh wine...Which remind me, I gotta get my nice red dress from my closet.

Talked my parents into coming to Boston for X-Mas instead of me going to Yonkers, NY, thank god.