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At 12/20/09 10:10 PM, awesomedude234 wrote:

At 12/20/09 09:54 PM, DuckSeason wrote:
I understand that not many people like me in these forums as I do address some of you directly. The truth can hurt a little.

Sorry to break it to ya but you do seem a little preachy. Advancing your own beliefs and agenda has no use whatsoever, it's a little ironic how you say we're wasting our time and whatnot but you are sitting there typing.

I remind you this is a forum and I am just entitled to voice my opinion as anyone else. I did not intend to force my views on other people although if you took it that way then you are wrong. If I were to die right now, these posts would be my last gift to humanity.

At 12/20/09 10:13 PM, DuckSeason wrote: I remind you this is a forum and I am just entitled to voice my opinion as anyone else. I did not intend to force my views on other people although if you took it that way then you are wrong. If I were to die right now, these posts would be my last gift to humanity.

I personally realize you aren't trying to *push* your beliefs; you're just sharing them. Usually that's not disagreeable, but it is in this case because your beliefs are unhealthy.

At 12/20/09 10:11 PM, EdwardAndBella wrote: Dammit DuckSeason.
Nearly everybody masturbates. If you don't (especially for a male), you are unhealthy. That's all there is to it.

I never said that I had never masturbated before. I did do it when I was young and stupid, not implying anything, so keep your pants on. Do I need to repeat myself that you guys need to stop putting words in my mouth?

I'm just saying that from the time you had wasted pleasuring your penis, you could have done something much more useful such as pleasuring your girlfriends or finding one. But then one can say that "how would you pleasure your girlfriend if you cannot satisfy her in the first place?". Then can say, "that's why masturbation is needed for 'practise' ". Well, to get good at things, first there must be lots of practise. Although some are naturally talented such as myself but for those who aren't gifted with the Schlong of the Gods, well, you'll just have to practise and practise. Just remember to not practise the wrong thing.

ie: If you want to get good at wood chopping, you don't go to the gym and lift weights, make your arms big because lifting weights is only going to make you better at lifting weights. Maybe there would be some minor improvement in your wood chopping although if you had spent your time practising wood chopping instead of at the gym, you'd see more progress. That's because in order to get good at something, you must practise the exact same thing you're wanting to get good at, otherwise all your rehearsal would be in vain. So if you want to get good in bed, practise with your girlfriend because masturbating 8 times a week isn't going to do anything. Masturbation is different from actual sex. Sex is an emotional thing where as masturbation is almost devoid of emotion. It is not the same thing. I know this from personal experience.

Remember, listening to what I have to say is optional. No need to get all worked up over a web page. if you are masturbating only to pleasure your self then I think that is selfish

At 12/20/09 10:33 PM, DuckSeason wrote: if you are masturbating only to pleasure your self then I think that is selfish

Not trying to start an argument or anything but this is where I disagree. Are you not allowed to have pleasure in your life? I understand doing whatever you can to help out but I also think that it is natural to want to have fun too.

At 12/20/09 10:33 PM, DuckSeason wrote:

At 12/20/09 10:11 PM, EdwardAndBella wrote: Dammit DuckSeason.
Nearly everybody masturbates. If you don't (especially for a male), you are unhealthy. That's all there is to it.

I'm just saying that from the time you had wasted pleasuring your penis, you could have done something much more useful such as pleasuring your girlfriends or finding one.

10-15 minutes a day? Yeah, no, that argument is virtually worthless.

But then one can say that "how would you pleasure your girlfriend if you cannot satisfy her in the first place?". Then can say, "that's why masturbation is needed for 'practise' "

...It has nothing to do with that.

Remember, listening to what I have to say is optional. No need to get all worked up over a web page. if you are masturbating only to pleasure your self then I think that is selfish

What? There are a lot of things you do that are only for your own happiness.

Also, I think what you don't completely get that a guy can't just stop. There have been very few people who have successfully quit, and they were probably all monks. That's because it's not a "Naw, I don't think I want to do this anymore" type of thing. We are naturally addicted to it because it's harmful to abstain from it.

way to turn a harmless thread into a shit debate ,guys

At 12/20/09 10:44 PM, mushroomn wrote: way to turn a harmless thread into a shit debate ,guys

Fine, I'm done.

At 12/20/09 09:07 PM, DuckSeason wrote: The general population who masturbate do not have girlfriends and this may be resulted from their lack of mental health. What girl would want to date a guy that is a sociopath anyway?

You're confusing cause and effect here. You'd only be a sociopath if you went around letting girls know you masturbated. Guys whack off because they're don't have girlfriends. In my case that was caused by my looks (there could be others, like poverty). I actually have a normally functioning brain, it's just that you need to be asking these questions to find the cause for lonely masturbators:
What girl would want to date a guy who's face is covered in zits (or is undesirable for other reasons)?
What guy would feel perfectly content upon facing complete sexual rejection and being past puberty?

At 12/20/09 10:43 PM, MonkeyV wrote:

At 12/20/09 10:33 PM, DuckSeason wrote:

penis, you could have done something much more useful such as pleasuring your girlfriends or finding one.

LOL, GIRLFRIEND /W PENIS

To actually ANSWER THE OP's QUESTION:

Yes, it is healthy when veins appear on your penis. It's perfectly normal, and I'm guessing it looks that way when most men get an erection.

To DuckSeason:

This is a forum to share your opinion, however your posting in a matter which your trying to force your beliefs on others, a belief of yours in which most people would think is wrong, including me. It's perfectly healthy to masturbate, and even when your in a relationship, it's still, perfectly fine. Some couples aren't ready for sex, however masturbation can be one of the next steps for couples. It's different for everyone.

At 12/21/09 04:02 AM, Sanch wrote: this si smy dick

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My dick has a capital F at the end.

This is a kind of Question that goes on Yahoo Answers this is too retarded even for Newgrounds.

Oh and to answer your question tell me if this is healthy and you're answer is the answer to your question Veins

At 12/20/09 09:39 PM, DuckSeason wrote: There are many more important things in life than to pleasure your own penis, such as advancing humanity.

Hahaha.

If everybody spent the time they would spend masturbating, advancing humanity we'd be living in a Jetsons future by now.

At 12/21/09 05:02 AM, Aigis wrote:

At 12/20/09 09:39 PM, DuckSeason wrote: There are many more important things in life than to pleasure your own penis, such as advancing humanity.

Hahaha.

If everybody spent the time they would spend masturbating, advancing humanity we'd be living in a Jetsons future by now.

If only that was true we'd actually just smog the entire world I mean look at China it's illegal to masturbate there and look what happened. We'd ALL become smog infested dieing communists that become ghouls and fight America in Fallout 3 even though Fallout 3 wouldn't exist because the people who made it would have died from lung cancer.

What the fuck did I just say?

At 12/21/09 05:02 AM, Aigis wrote: If everybody spent the time they would spend masturbating, advancing humanity we'd be living in a Jetsons future by now.

No we would be killing each other off even faster due to sexual rage.

At 12/20/09 09:08 PM, Digital-Terror wrote:

At 12/20/09 09:07 PM, DuckSeason wrote: The general population who masturbate do not have girlfriends and this may be resulted from their lack of mental health. What girl would want to date a guy that is a sociopath anyway?

EVERYBODY fucking masurbates.

Seconded, or at least used to in their puberty years, if you didn't then enjoy your small penis, higher chance of getting Cancer, the ability to cum in under 10 seconds, and other bad things.

For 15-year-olds such as myself, the average is about 8 times a week.

Only 8? shit.....

At 12/20/09 08:41 PM, MonkeyV wrote:

At 12/20/09 08:36 PM, DuckSeason wrote: Masturbating is neither healthy nor unhealthy, physically but mentally, you are unhealthy. You should not be forced to masturbate unless of course you do not have a sexual relationship with your girlfriend/boyfriend, dependant on your sexual orientation.

Don't listen to this guy^

Masturbation is healthy for you, physically and mentally.
http://healthystrokes.com/

What do you mean? I was led to believe that masturbation would turn you into a wolf man!

I've had veins there for as long as I can remember. The only weird thing is that the veins on my body (except my penis) are small as hell. And I'm not even fat :[

At 12/21/09 04:48 AM, killaboy69 wrote: This is a kind of Question that goes on Yahoo Answers this is too retarded even for Newgrounds.

Last time I posted a question like this on yahoo, it got removed and I didnt get any answers, so I thought NG was good place to ask this.Besides, I dont exactly remember a lot of people asking about sexual/testicle questions on yahoo.

I would think Duckseason has some issues with his own budding sexual urges if he is so dead set against masturbation. Everyone does it, even if they're in a relationship. The only problem with doing it is that maybe you'll be all empty when your girlfriend wants sex.

To argue so passionately against natural urges is mentally unhealthy. I'm sure an anorexic could argue passionately about why their abstinence is somehow better than normal behaviour, but 'normal' people can still easily see it for the unhealthy repression it actually is and how anyone who thinks like that could not possibly be happy with themselves.

It means you have a brolic penis like myself. No seriously i have the same thing, and a lot of em, never once had a problem. Doctors don't see problems either

At 12/20/09 08:36 PM, DuckSeason wrote: Veins become visible from your skin whenever there is not enough fat left to cover these vessels up or whenever there is a highly than usual blood flow in certain parts of your body. Such cases of higher than usual blood flow in your groin region is stimulated whenever you masturbate. That is called an 'erection'. Masturbating is neither healthy nor unhealthy, physically but mentally, you are unhealthy. You should not be forced to masturbate unless of course you do not have a sexual relationship with your girlfriend/boyfriend, dependant on your sexual orientation.

Fuck you

At 12/20/09 08:54 PM, doeboyccc wrote: wait i have the same problem so is it bad or not? like is it even normal

...I hope you can afford a decent coffin.

It would be a shame to see another Newgroundser buried in a cardboard box.

Veins always get larger when you have an erection. If you begin to lose blood in your head, that's another story.

At 12/21/09 06:10 PM, Mikay wrote:

At 12/20/09 08:54 PM, doeboyccc wrote: wait i have the same problem so is it bad or not? like is it even normal

...I hope you can afford a decent coffin.

It would be a shame to see another Newgroundser buried in a cardboard box.

I want the cheapest funeral ever, EVER. I mean, not even a coffin, just drop me in and let animals fill it in, so that my 72 virgins get shit all.

If this discussion keeps up in this direction i'm going to req a transfer to politics.

no..... more veins and girth mean u are a beast.....its the power of ur ego coursing thru ur cock veins...think of a body builder.....the bigger he is the more veins he has.... my cock looks like a a bundle of electronics wires and cables under a sheath of black leather with armor all on it..(im a black male)

This whole thread should be underage b&, i'm serious.

I don't know, that doesn't sound safe. Poke it with a razor.