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Have you ever milked a cow? 2009-12-19 13:52:31 Reply

So has anyone on Newgrounds embraced their inner farmer and milked a cow? I had the chance one day, but I was all dressed up for Sunday.

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Response to Have you ever milked a cow? 2009-12-19 13:54:03 Reply

At 12/19/09 01:52 PM, SlowpokeThePokemon wrote: So has anyone on Newgrounds embraced their inner farmer and milked a cow? I had the chance one day, but I was all dressed up for Sunday.

Oh, I bet you had fun also, dressing up for a cow.


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Response to Have you ever milked a cow? 2009-12-19 13:54:08 Reply

No, I have never milked a cow. Nor do I have any interest in doing so.

Cows are icky.

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Response to Have you ever milked a cow? 2009-12-19 13:54:16 Reply

At 12/19/09 01:52 PM, SlowpokeThePokemon wrote: So has anyone on Newgrounds embraced their inner farmer and milked a cow? I had the chance one day, but I was all dressed up for Sunday.

If by "Milked a cow," you mean, "Milked a cow," then yes. Yes I have.


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Response to Have you ever milked a cow? 2009-12-19 13:54:24 Reply

Haha, what a first post that is. xD

At least it's better than most people's first posts on here..

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Response to Have you ever milked a cow? 2009-12-19 13:54:38 Reply

I have. For some reason. Some school trip when I was like 9 or something. Was weird.

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Response to Have you ever milked a cow? 2009-12-19 13:55:10 Reply

I've milked a goat. That's close.


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Response to Have you ever milked a cow? 2009-12-19 13:56:38 Reply

yes, every time i visit my grandfather at some village, the first time i did it ( when i was a little kid) i thought if i made the cow "angry" it would shoot laser beams instead of milk.

Yeah i was pretty weird back then


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Response to Have you ever milked a cow? 2009-12-19 13:58:22 Reply

Yeah, I used to spend my summers in a village with my family and other relatives.


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Response to Have you ever milked a cow? 2009-12-19 13:59:25 Reply

At 12/19/09 01:55 PM, ExpletiveDeleted wrote: I've milked a goat. That's close.

Same here. After I sprung my dick out, they kicked me out.


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Response to Have you ever milked a cow? 2009-12-19 13:59:29 Reply

At 12/19/09 01:56 PM, Acid-Paradox wrote: i thought if i made the cow "angry" it would shoot laser beams instead of milk.

I should make a robotic cow that shoots laser beams from its udder that also eats people.


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Response to Have you ever milked a cow? 2009-12-19 14:08:48 Reply

At 12/19/09 01:59 PM, ExpletiveDeleted wrote:
At 12/19/09 01:56 PM, Acid-Paradox wrote: i thought if i made the cow "angry" it would shoot laser beams instead of milk.
I should make a robotic cow that shoots laser beams from its udder that also eats people.

Something Like This??

If it is like that, then you should build it

Have you ever milked a cow?


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Response to Have you ever milked a cow? 2009-12-19 14:10:12 Reply

Closest I've come to that was milking an artificial cow in a museum.


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Response to Have you ever milked a cow? 2009-12-19 14:12:59 Reply

At 12/19/09 02:10 PM, Chumbawamba wrote: Closest I've come to that was milking an artificial cow in a museum.

What a strange situation that would have been.

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Response to Have you ever milked a cow? 2009-12-19 14:14:34 Reply

At 12/19/09 02:12 PM, PabMo wrote:
At 12/19/09 02:10 PM, Chumbawamba wrote: Closest I've come to that was milking an artificial cow in a museum.
What a strange situation that would have been.

I know, now I think all udders feel like rubber.


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Response to Have you ever milked a cow? 2009-12-19 14:30:57 Reply

The rubbing of a cow's utter can result in tearing of the skin. Blood can go into that milk, and after blood comes infection, then pus goes into the milk.

Excuse me but I've seen it happen first hand and would NEVER want to be around milking a cow unless it was done properly and professionally.


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Response to Have you ever milked a cow? 2009-12-19 14:33:34 Reply

At 12/19/09 01:55 PM, ExpletiveDeleted wrote: I've milked a goat. That's close.

I could of sworn that said "I've milked a ghost. That's close."


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Response to Have you ever milked a cow? 2009-12-19 14:33:44 Reply

At 12/19/09 02:14 PM, Chumbawamba wrote: I know, now I think all udders feel like rubber.

Feels more like a dried up inside of someone's mouth.

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Response to Have you ever milked a cow? 2009-12-19 14:37:08 Reply

i've milked a few things

like your mom
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people seem to get wierded out by the fact i've milked cows
" you were pulling on that cow's tits! "
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Response to Have you ever milked a cow? 2009-12-19 14:39:31 Reply

say what now?

Have you ever milked a cow?

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Response to Have you ever milked a cow? 2009-12-19 14:47:44 Reply

Usually the cows milk me ;)


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Response to Have you ever milked a cow? 2009-12-19 16:41:16 Reply

No, but if you take a glove, make tiny holes in all the fingers, fill it with milk and tie the top shut, the sensation of milking that strongly resembles that of milking a cows utter


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Response to Have you ever milked a cow? 2009-12-19 16:44:07 Reply

Cow milking is for people who like cows, I don't like cows.


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Response to Have you ever milked a cow? 2009-12-19 17:09:46 Reply

Wow Nah I never had the privilege of milking one I know though u cannot drink straight from the teat.

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Response to Have you ever milked a cow? 2009-12-19 19:16:53 Reply

yeah I've milked a few dozen of my aunt's farm in Finland, isnt very fun.


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Response to Have you ever milked a cow? 2009-12-19 19:23:17 Reply

Yeah my Dad used to work on a dairy farm to put himself through Veterinary College, so we go there once in a while to hang out. He lived there every summer for many a year.

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Response to Have you ever milked a cow? 2009-12-19 19:44:01 Reply

At 12/19/09 05:09 PM, Ultor wrote: Wow Nah I never had the privilege of milking one I know though u cannot drink straight from the teat.

Yes you can...

After I milked a cow once,I took a glass of milk (from cow) and drank it


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