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"Love" Coupons. 2009-12-19 04:51:42 Reply

During the holiday season some ladies are a bit strapped for cash. So, instead of buying their man and actual gift, they give out "Love" coupons. Good for one free secking! Yup, it's like a coupon for getting some!

A nice idea, on the surface. But let's face it guys ... we're going to use those coupons during the worst moments. She could be fighting a head-cold, half conscious; and there you are ready to cash in one of those "Love" coupons.

Oh ladies, not a good idea. If you had even a remote clue how often we think of secking, they'd never stop slapping us.

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Response to "Love" Coupons. 2009-12-19 04:53:42 Reply

At 12/19/09 04:51 AM, Monocrom wrote: Oh ladies, not a good idea.

Still worth it.


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Response to "Love" Coupons. 2009-12-19 04:55:01 Reply

I did that to some bitch in my highschool who was kind of whory and I was down to bang and it got me some ass.

Warning: do not try with Classy girls.

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Response to "Love" Coupons. 2009-12-19 04:58:00 Reply

At 12/19/09 04:55 AM, bifgis wrote: I did that to some bitch in my highschool who was kind of whory and I was down to bang and it got me some ass.

Warning: do not try with Classy girls.

I meant the version where they give the guy the coupon.

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Response to "Love" Coupons. 2009-12-19 05:02:54 Reply

I would like to redeem my coupon for a free blowjob now!


Fuck you, you fucking fuck!

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Response to "Love" Coupons. 2009-12-19 05:07:40 Reply

Hope you don't mind herpes!

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Response to "Love" Coupons. 2009-12-19 08:34:52 Reply

At 12/19/09 05:07 AM, CzarNicholasIII wrote: Hope you don't mind herpes!

Lovely... :&


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Response to "Love" Coupons. 2009-12-19 13:28:06 Reply

At 12/19/09 05:02 AM, Gomez wrote: I would like to redeem my coupon for a free blowjob now!

Stamper should be at your front door in about an hour.

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Response to "Love" Coupons. 2009-12-19 13:35:07 Reply

lol my girlfriend would demand love coupons from me, she would want to bang everyday while me, a few times a week :(


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Response to "Love" Coupons. 2009-12-19 13:39:56 Reply

At 12/19/09 01:28 PM, Monocrom wrote:
At 12/19/09 05:02 AM, Gomez wrote: I would like to redeem my coupon for a free blowjob now!
Stamper should be at your front door in about an hour.

Leave the front door unlocked, I'll be there about 10 minutes after Stamper.


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Response to "Love" Coupons. 2009-12-19 13:42:05 Reply

Haha, I need to go and find some of these "Love Coupons" and cash 'em in.


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Response to "Love" Coupons. 2009-12-19 13:46:00 Reply

I like one of those except for cuddling please


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Response to "Love" Coupons. 2009-12-20 19:34:05 Reply

I must be honest ... I'd love to get one of those coupons myself.

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Response to "Love" Coupons. 2009-12-20 19:38:29 Reply

I wonder if that hot clerk at JC Penny's will accept one from a different girl?


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Response to "Love" Coupons. 2009-12-20 20:05:05 Reply

At 12/20/09 07:38 PM, UnkutAcid wrote: I wonder if that hot clerk at JC Penny's will accept one from a different girl?

No shame in trying.

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Response to "Love" Coupons. 2009-12-20 21:28:54 Reply

We should make it a new currency, fuck backing everything up with gold, back it up with sexual services.

HELL YEAH!
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Response to "Love" Coupons. 2009-12-20 21:35:38 Reply

I'll only use the coupon after she's made my sandwich.


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Response to "Love" Coupons. 2009-12-20 22:17:12 Reply

At 12/20/09 09:35 PM, Yukin wrote: I'll only use the coupon after she's made my sandwich.

Dude! What's wrong with you?? ... Everyone knows it's the other way around.

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Response to "Love" Coupons. 2009-12-20 22:21:37 Reply

So, if it's a coupon does that mean it cost in the first place?

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Response to "Love" Coupons. 2009-12-21 00:32:01 Reply

At 12/20/09 10:21 PM, awesomedude234 wrote: So, if it's a coupon does that mean it cost in the first place?

It's what you get, instead of a Christmas present. So I guess the value would be anywhere between $15 - $200.

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Response to "Love" Coupons. 2009-12-21 00:33:12 Reply

I was thinking about making a booklet for that special girl. I just don't know what to put on it. A few would be for chores like laundry and dishes. One would be for a night out or something.

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Response to "Love" Coupons. 2009-12-21 00:49:11 Reply

At 12/21/09 12:33 AM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: I was thinking about making a booklet for that special girl. I just don't know what to put on it. A few would be for chores like laundry and dishes. One would be for a night out or something.

a back rub.

I'd cash in on a back rub as soon as I opened the booklet.

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Response to "Love" Coupons. 2009-12-21 00:53:37 Reply

At 12/21/09 12:49 AM, SevenSeize wrote: a back rub.

I'd cash in on a back rub as soon as I opened the booklet.

Yeah, I was thinking about that one. I don't know if I give good ones or not though. I was also thinking of a really cheesy one that would be unknown, and she'd ask me what it was, and I'd say, "One ticket to an everlasting love" or something like that.

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Response to "Love" Coupons. 2009-12-21 01:01:21 Reply

At 12/21/09 12:53 AM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote:
At 12/21/09 12:49 AM, SevenSeize wrote: a back rub.

I'd cash in on a back rub as soon as I opened the booklet.
Yeah, I was thinking about that one. I don't know if I give good ones or not though. I was also thinking of a really cheesy one that would be unknown, and she'd ask me what it was, and I'd say, "One ticket to an everlasting love" or something like that.

Any back rub is a good one in my opinion.

and I like that last idea, thats sweet!

The douches are gonna be like " lul thats lame $%#@#@#!" but they're not getting any and you are so screw them.

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Response to "Love" Coupons. 2009-12-21 01:26:40 Reply

At 12/21/09 12:49 AM, SevenSeize wrote:
At 12/21/09 12:33 AM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: I was thinking about making a booklet for that special girl. I just don't know what to put on it. A few would be for chores like laundry and dishes. One would be for a night out or something.
a back rub.

I'd cash in on a back rub as soon as I opened the booklet.

In case we ever meet face-to-face ... One coupon to SevenSeize for a neck rub.

According to my best friend's wife, I give good ones! (It's okay, he knows. I've given them to her right in front of him. Just hand him a GameBoy and he's happy).

Merry Christmas, Seven!

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Response to "Love" Coupons. 2009-12-21 01:32:10 Reply

All you got was one?? Damn, my girl gave me a whole book of sexual favor couples... some were so far out there, I'm still not sure I want to redeem them.


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Response to "Love" Coupons. 2009-12-21 18:43:32 Reply

At 12/21/09 01:01 AM, SevenSeize wrote: Any back rub is a good one in my opinion.

and I like that last idea, thats sweet!

The douches are gonna be like " lul thats lame $%#@#@#!" but they're not getting any and you are so screw them.

Alright, thanks for the enthusiasm and overall niceness. I'm glad someone has a heart here. I think I'll make em on construction paper and decorate them with hearts and colors and such.

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Response to "Love" Coupons. 2009-12-21 18:59:10 Reply

i think it would be a good idea, i'd redeem mine in a packed fancy restaurant


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Response to "Love" Coupons. 2009-12-21 19:56:59 Reply

At 12/21/09 06:59 PM, halen1 wrote: i think it would be a good idea, i'd redeem mine in a packed fancy restaurant

I give you my lols.


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