During the holiday season some ladies are a bit strapped for cash. So, instead of buying their man and actual gift, they give out "Love" coupons. Good for one free secking! Yup, it's like a coupon for getting some!
A nice idea, on the surface. But let's face it guys ... we're going to use those coupons during the worst moments. She could be fighting a head-cold, half conscious; and there you are ready to cash in one of those "Love" coupons.
Oh ladies, not a good idea. If you had even a remote clue how often we think of secking, they'd never stop slapping us.