Be a Supporter!

Avatar sucked.

  • 15,893 Views
  • 311 Replies
New Topic Respond to this Topic
Helicopterz
Helicopterz
  • Member since: Jul. 6, 2007
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 05
Blank Slate
Response to Avatar sucked. 2009-12-27 17:06:50 Reply

It's not that bad luxury. See it drunk.

$617.3m worldwide so far.

TrantaLocked
TrantaLocked
  • Member since: May. 6, 2006
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 16
Blank Slate
Response to Avatar sucked. 2009-12-30 01:23:16 Reply

Wow if you thought avatar sucked and was JUST "eye candy" you have some MAJOR disorders (probably ADD or some form of mental retardation.)

And I am not even kidding. Many people have problems where they cannot make connections and cannot pay attention to things. Really, you cannot like any movie if Avatar sucked.


BBS Signature
TrantaLocked
TrantaLocked
  • Member since: May. 6, 2006
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 16
Blank Slate
Response to Avatar sucked. 2009-12-30 01:49:06 Reply

At 12/19/09 10:33 PM, Eclipse914 wrote: I saw the commercials too, and to me it looked really really shitty and corny. The general guy looked like he was on some sort of super-steroids, and there is no background to it. Its just a big 3D shootout.

It looked like shit from the trailers, I don't give a damn, I wouldn't see it anyway.

What is this shit? All you guys are saying the movies sucks and have not even seen it. LOOK, before I saw it I thought it would suck but honestly it is amazing.


BBS Signature
Aigis
Aigis
  • Member since: Jun. 18, 2009
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 09
Artist
Response to Avatar sucked. 2009-12-30 03:54:35 Reply

I thought the movie was good.

I mean, the story was shit. Truly terrible. Had one of the worst screenplays I've seen in a film. It felt like it was written by a 13 year old who had seen Dances with Wolves or Pocahontas or something, and thought it would be better if it was in space.

It's littered with cliches. The dialogue is awkward. The characters are stereotypes (Jesus Christ, that Colonel is one of the most one-dimensional characters I've ever seen). The MacGuffin is called 'unobtanium' and they don't even explain why they need it (I guess it's a superconductor or something, maybe?). The language the Na'vi (Hey! Listen!) speak sounds like a made-up language. I didn't really care much about any of the one-dimensional eco-harmonious nature loving battle smurfs.

The conservationist message falls flat when you consider the fact that they only care about keeping the forest intact because otherwise the intelligent Na'vi will be fucked over (the human analogues). They don't give a shit about what happens to the actual alien animals (the Earth animal analogues). Considering James Cameron is all about saving the animals, the message really doesn't work. Nobody's really worried about how cutting down rainforests is going to displace humans (directly).

However, the action scenes were a lot of fun, and the CGI and 3D were very impressive. I was even able to get past the fact that the designs looked like a mix of Final Fantasy and Halo.

It's an effects movie. I liked it because the cool effects and great action were able to make me see past the film's obvious flaws (like, say, Terminator 2). James Cameron sure knows how to spend 300 million dollars.

It's about half an hour too long, though.


Aigis - Putting the 'ai' back in 'Aigis'.

BBS Signature
Serphyas
Serphyas
  • Member since: Jan. 25, 2004
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 16
Blank Slate
Response to Avatar sucked. 2009-12-30 04:43:04 Reply

It's really just "Pocahontas 3000: 3-D."

It's easy to recognize the parts of Avatar that James Cameron had been waiting to mold into a movie: the discovery of an alien planet and race; the decline of Earth; the concept of telepathically controlling a sentient, lab-grown, humanoid being; etc.

These aspects honestly could have been paired with his experienced directing and lovingly crafted into a beautiful tale if the movie had been six hours long. But it wasn't, so Cameron had to cut corners here and there. He flattened every character personality (except the protagonist) and forced them to correspond to the cliched dichotemy of "Save the ____" or "Kill 'em / exploit the land." The dialogue is terrible and interactions between the characters just aren't organic; all social interaction in this movie creates a niggling little feeling in the back of your mind, telling you, "This has been done before."

And it morphed into a very thinly-veiled political message, especially in the latter half of the film...but the movie doesn't work without the culturally-friendly message it conveys, so you've gotta take it as a whole.

See it, really, but don't expect it to be memorable.


BBS Signature
Mechabloby
Mechabloby
  • Member since: Dec. 4, 2005
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 39
Blank Slate
Response to Avatar sucked. 2009-12-30 05:51:22 Reply

I've finally watched it, and I actually quite enjoyed it. I can understand why people see the movie as nothing but great special effects, though - it can be very distracting. Other than that, I think if you throw away all the hype that has been shared, it's a rather good film. Just my opinion there, so don't get all pissy if you hated Avatar...


| Facebook | last.fm | Steam |
it's just diana ross slowed down 11/10 it's fuckin awful

BBS Signature
Kanon
Kanon
  • Member since: Nov. 24, 2008
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 17
Gamer
Response to Avatar sucked. 2009-12-30 14:47:56 Reply

At 12/18/09 07:20 AM, Zeekyboogydoog wrote:
At 12/18/09 07:18 AM, poxpower wrote: If I ever see it, I have extremely low expectations.
I'm sure it's going to be some Pocahontas-like piece of shit love story that's supposed to be REALLY about the earth or some cheesy crap.

NO THANKS.

I want the real Avatar movie about the cartoon... are they making that? That could be decent.
Yeah they're making that. It's called "The Last Airbender", set to come out sometime next year.

It's going to be made by M. Night shamamfjadflsda, however the hell you pronounce his name, I just hope it will take after the cartoon series more instead of doing what hollywood does and cut the good stuff out.


PSN: Tysonizer, Best Thread of 2012.

BBS Signature
Zeromus
Zeromus
  • Member since: Dec. 20, 2003
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 26
Blank Slate
Response to Avatar sucked. 2009-12-30 15:18:32 Reply

At 12/18/09 09:00 AM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: I still stand by my guns, I really liked it.

Same here, great movie!

loluntilmypie
loluntilmypie
  • Member since: Apr. 23, 2009
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 04
Blank Slate
Response to Avatar sucked. 2009-12-31 14:51:18 Reply

I liked the film.

My opinion, not yours.
CapnRyan
CapnRyan
  • Member since: Nov. 5, 2007
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 21
Animator
Response to Avatar sucked. 2009-12-31 15:08:08 Reply

I never plan on watching that movie, I have already settled for District 9 as sci-fi movie of the year also.


BBS Signature
TheCupcakeArmy
TheCupcakeArmy
  • Member since: Sep. 29, 2008
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 10
Gamer
Response to Avatar sucked. 2009-12-31 15:09:09 Reply

At 12/20/09 09:39 PM, Obvious-M wrote: Jake was all talk no walk.

Seriously though, that was the best sci-fi film I've ever seen nothing can compare, it's so immersive everything looks so real, did you also see Jake's legs? I thought he was a disabled actor. :o

I wish I was Na'Vi so bad right now. :(

Is he actually in a wheelchair? I saw his legs, and they were so skinny, I assumed he was. Anyway, I loved the movie.


BBS Signature
TheSporkLord
TheSporkLord
  • Member since: Apr. 19, 2009
  • Online!
Forum Stats
Member
Level 10
Musician
Response to Avatar sucked. 2009-12-31 15:10:14 Reply

Hey, Hey........ Dances With Wolves.


" Let the metal flow " - Chuck Schuldiner
GUITARISTS Awesome sig by Tateos.

BBS Signature
Helicopterz
Helicopterz
  • Member since: Jul. 6, 2007
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 05
Blank Slate
Response to Avatar sucked. 2010-01-01 16:15:40 Reply

$800 million so far.

HazeStigma
HazeStigma
  • Member since: Dec. 31, 2009
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 11
Blank Slate
Response to Avatar sucked. 2010-01-01 16:17:35 Reply

At 12/18/09 07:20 AM, Zeekyboogydoog wrote: Yeah they're making that. It's called "The Last Airbender", set to come out sometime next year.

They're making this but not a Bioshock movie?

Whyy?!

Fear Me! "You are a government organization designed to monitor the NG BBS. you hide behind your smiles but there is something very sinister about you, oh yes." - DragonFyre9

BBS Signature
SessileNomad
SessileNomad
  • Member since: Sep. 28, 2008
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 15
Blank Slate
Response to Avatar sucked. 2010-01-01 16:22:07 Reply

At 1/1/10 04:17 PM, HazeStigma wrote:
At 12/18/09 07:20 AM, Zeekyboogydoog wrote: Yeah they're making that. It's called "The Last Airbender", set to come out sometime next year.
They're making this but not a Bioshock movie?
Whyy?!

avatar: the last airbender is by far better than bioshock

thats why
Bigbaddragon
Bigbaddragon
  • Member since: Sep. 25, 2006
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 14
Musician
Response to Avatar sucked. 2010-01-01 18:35:59 Reply

At 12/23/09 03:40 PM, Helicopterz wrote: Frank's just mad because he has a new blue fetish now.

So do i :P

Ryan
Ryan
  • Member since: Mar. 27, 2004
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 51
Voice Actor
Response to Avatar sucked. 2010-01-01 20:05:40 Reply

Just saw the movie and I gotta say...

Fuck year.

Now, onto the quest to find Rule 34 of this amazing film.
nerdking
nerdking
  • Member since: Aug. 17, 2007
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 09
Gamer
Response to Avatar sucked. 2010-01-01 20:24:02 Reply

Heres how they make movies now.

Producer: Lol hay guys! i gotz this great idea for a movie its got the best graphics money can buy, and the advertiseing has it so hyped up that everyone will see it!

Director: Hows the plot?

Producer: The what?


sig

sirbobsalot2
sirbobsalot2
  • Member since: Aug. 17, 2006
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 13
Blank Slate
Response to Avatar sucked. 2010-01-01 21:10:20 Reply

I liked it.

Though the main bad guy (Who was awesome) had the most clichéd death I have ever seen


(Back from the dead!)
Thanks to TheWolfe for letting me steal his sig.

BBS Signature
tweekee
tweekee
  • Member since: Jan. 15, 2007
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 20
Melancholy
Response to Avatar sucked. 2010-01-01 21:28:37 Reply

It looks like it's going to be the kind of movie I only pay attention to during an explosion.


Pro:What! This is madness!! Noob:madness? No,THIS IS NOOBIA!!*pwned*
its about funny cats.
For help, press 1. To learn why I'm standing in your house with a Shotgun, press 2.

BBS Signature
RaptorJesus
RaptorJesus
  • Member since: Oct. 10, 2007
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 19
Blank Slate
Response to Avatar sucked. 2010-01-01 21:30:10 Reply

Just another movie like Waterworld. An over hyped overbudgeted piece of shit with gimmicky "groundbreaking" effects.


__________________________
✝ I'm a Christian ✝

Obvious-M
Obvious-M
  • Member since: Dec. 4, 2006
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 22
Blank Slate
Response to Avatar sucked. 2010-01-01 21:38:05 Reply

At 1/1/10 08:24 PM, nerdking wrote: Heres how they make movies now.

Producer: Lol hay guys! i gotz this great idea for a movie its got the best graphics money can buy, and the advertiseing has it so hyped up that everyone will see it!

Director: Hows the plot?

Producer: The what?

What are you talking about it had a concrete plot.


Gamertag- MarshallxDav | Steam ID- Eshneh | LastFM- MarshallNPK

BBS Signature
TheSporkLord
TheSporkLord
  • Member since: Apr. 19, 2009
  • Online!
Forum Stats
Member
Level 10
Musician
Response to Avatar sucked. 2010-01-01 21:44:23 Reply

At 1/1/10 09:38 PM, Obvious-M wrote:

What are you talking about it had a concrete plot.

Maybe, but it wasn't original. I'll say it again, Dances With Wolves


" Let the metal flow " - Chuck Schuldiner
GUITARISTS Awesome sig by Tateos.

BBS Signature
BLADE109
BLADE109
  • Member since: Mar. 23, 2009
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 05
Blank Slate
Response to Avatar sucked. 2010-01-01 22:05:50 Reply

I will admit i liked the movie but they ripped off so much crap that it just seemed like the director ran out of ideas

P.S. districk 9 was a better movie anyway

UnknownFear
UnknownFear
  • Member since: Feb. 27, 2004
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 37
Gamer
Response to Avatar sucked. 2010-01-01 22:40:37 Reply

Just watched it last night, and I thought it was pretty good. Sure, lots of explosions, but I found it had a pretty good plot to it.

sparrow
sparrow
  • Member since: Oct. 27, 2002
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 25
Blank Slate
Response to Avatar sucked. 2010-01-01 22:44:49 Reply

Absolutely breathtaking in 3D. Couldn't give a shit about the lack of plot when shit looks that good.


Sup?

BBS Signature
Toiletpaper
Toiletpaper
  • Member since: May. 26, 2008
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 17
Blank Slate
Response to Avatar sucked. 2010-01-01 23:07:54 Reply

At 12/18/09 07:05 AM, Frank wrote: I just couldn't get into it. It was just way too conventional and cheesy.
So I'm asking you guys, was anyone else disappointed?

THANK YOU GOD!
FINALLY someone speaks the truth! I hated that movie with a passion, although I still worship the special affects supervisor. But, the director should go die in a fire. Way too cheesy.


I'm a mod!/ Sign up for the NGPD, To Blam and Protect. Post in the thread if you want to join, all new recruits are welcome! :)

BBS Signature
Obvious-M
Obvious-M
  • Member since: Dec. 4, 2006
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 22
Blank Slate
Response to Avatar sucked. 2010-01-02 00:08:47 Reply

At 1/1/10 09:44 PM, TheSporkLord wrote:
At 1/1/10 09:38 PM, Obvious-M wrote:

What are you talking about it had a concrete plot.
Maybe, but it wasn't original. I'll say it again, Dances With Wolves

It had a pretty similar concept to Dances With Wolves.

The same can be said for other films, there are bound to be similarities between films, Cameron took the concept and adapted it. I'm not going to dislike the film any less because a while back someone made a film similar.


Gamertag- MarshallxDav | Steam ID- Eshneh | LastFM- MarshallNPK

BBS Signature
TwistedPersonality
TwistedPersonality
  • Member since: Jun. 15, 2008
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 30
Filmmaker
Response to Avatar sucked. 2010-01-02 00:47:37 Reply

At 12/18/09 08:47 AM, Lost-Wisdom wrote:
At 12/18/09 07:08 AM, HighWayStar365 wrote: All it was is just 3d eye candy. No real plot, just explosions and shit.
I thought the main victim of that would be the movie 2012.

Don't even get me started on that movie.


Smuff.

BBS Signature
Frank
Frank
  • Member since: Jun. 2, 2002
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 29
Blank Slate
Response to Avatar sucked. 2010-01-02 01:52:09 Reply

At 1/1/10 08:24 PM, nerdking wrote: Heres how they make movies now.

Producer: Lol hay guys! i gotz this great idea for a movie its got the best graphics money can buy, and the advertiseing has it so hyped up that everyone will see it!

Director: Hows the plot?

Producer: The what?

yeah except cameron was the producer and director and screenwriter and you don't know how the industry works.