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I used to be a klepto when I was like around 15-16, so I stole a couple of things. But I stopped that, I was a really stupid kid.

When I was like 8, I had a sip of beer at a family party. I don't really think that counts.

Looking back, I realize I did my share of illegal activities.

Damn, now I'm going to have even more flashbacks.

Stole a tiny piece of peppermint candy when I was 7, I went back into my mother's car and started crying because I thought I was going to jail, when my mother asked me why I was crying I told her I stole the piece of peppermint ( which was still in my hand unopened ), She slapped me and started screaming and told me to take it back and tell the shopkeeper I was sorry, I did just this, and that's the only time I tried stealing something in my life.

I guess starting a forest fire was the worst.

3 when I ripped one of those "Do Not Tear Off Under Penalty of Law" tags off of my mattress

When i was like 3 i stole some teletubis from a store for my sister cause we couldn't find the ones in the bage so we had twice as many.

i opened the battery opening of my brothers guitar tuner one day and saw weed, i gasped and thought i would go to jail because i was in possesion of narcotics.

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee toooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!Bitches...

When I was around 6 or 7, I stole a thermometer from the school cafeteria. I dont really know why I did it, but it was the earliest crime I remember doing. I think I still have it in my freezer somewhere.

No clue, maybe I jaywalked when I was 7 or something.

I've been drinking since I was 9.

when i was 2 i killed a man

I drank alcohol properly (not like little sips of Mummys wine, actual bottles of RTD's) since I was either 13 or 14. And I've been smoking weed occasionally for about a year now (I'm 15) And I've had sex, the minimum legal age in NZ is 16.

This isn't really a big deal, my friends have done all this and probably more.

When I was 6, my mum and I were in a candy store, and they had all the candy in those plastic containers with the top that comes up. My brain just saw candy and screamed, "Yummy! Have some!" and I ated some in the store and grabbed a handful. My mom saw it when we were a few blocks away from the store. I didn't really mean to do it, the store didn't really care, and my mom paid for the lost candy. XD

But, yeah. I committed theft as a baby.

I'm so baaaaad.

back in 93 I was in this phase of robbing hospitals.

I would slip in at night and take babies, or old dying people, or people in comas.

then I would do things that would make Ed Gein look like kind gentle man

I sent mail without a stamp when I was 7.

HES FUCKING HARDCORE

8, online -> offline.

oops

when i was 7 i stayed up past my bed time and ate ice cream

DISCLAMER (Mods): I don't think this counts as "Discussing illegal activities" unless someone actually goes into detail with what they've done. If it does, please simply delete this thread without banning me.

Well, back when I was a kid, I used to love playing the Yu-Gi-Oh GBC game, well I lost my copy, and a friend had one, so I was spending the night at his house one night, I picked the game up, and put it into my pocket. I tried to come up with a story in case he found it, It was probably gonna be, oh hey sorry I found it on the floor and was gonna give it back.

Well I didn't get caught with it, and I even came up with an alibi for why I had a copy. I walked up to him one day, and said hey, do you still have your copy of this game? He said he should, I said awesome, find it, and me and you can duel sometime. I felt so guilty and so scared for a few days, but after about a week and a half I got over it, and decided I would try my hardest to never steal something else ever again.

I stole $25 from my friend's wallet when I was.. 10?

I stole candy from a gas station when I was about 7. My dad never even knew.

Pirated music at 15 and had under age sex at 17! I was seriously only 2 weeks away from my 18th birthday, though. xD

Oh and forged my dad's signature a bunch of times at school.

It wasn't to long ago I got a speeding ticket, which was the first time I've ever done anything bad.

At 12/17/09 07:10 AM, MistyFog wrote: I stole candy from a gas station when I was about 7. My dad never even knew.

Pirated music at 15 and had under age sex at 17! I was seriously only 2 weeks away from my 18th birthday, though. xD

Oh and forged my dad's signature a bunch of times at school.

Oh and I've jay-walked (don't remember what age) and drink under-age of course.

Oh dear I'm such a naughty girl, lol.

I stole candies from the Bulk Barn when i was around 7...

Mine was when i was 3.... i was seen red handed with MJ... that was worst...and i said that it was my uncle's MJ

MJ=Marijuana

That was your first?

In second grade I never payed for a lunch. After having my food served I would like just walk out of the line, in front of the CASHIER without paying.

Retarded lunch people.

At 12/17/09 08:24 AM, Interimo wrote: In second grade I never payed for a lunch. After having my food served I would like just walk out of the line, in front of the CASHIER without paying.

Retarded lunch people.

Reminds me of how I would avoid detention every day that one year. Untill I committed a mojor case of battery. Those fucking idiots overreact.