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Racists jokes about Americans? Dec. 15th, 2009 @ 09:29 PM Reply

Anyone think that ove rin China they have the Chinese equivilent of family guy or south park or whatever and make jokes about americans? Its probably true, but some people argue that the Chinese have no souls, thus would have no need for comedy. What do you think?


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Response to Racists jokes about Americans? Dec. 15th, 2009 @ 09:31 PM Reply

At 12/15/09 09:29 PM, Randomdude111 wrote: Anyone think that ove rin China they have the Chinese equivilent of family guy or south park or whatever and make jokes about americans? Its probably true, but some people argue that the Chinese have no souls, thus would have no need for comedy. What do you think?

Maybe

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Response to Racists jokes about Americans? Dec. 15th, 2009 @ 09:31 PM Reply

At 12/15/09 09:29 PM, Randomdude111 wrote: Its probably true, but some people argue that the Chinese have no souls, thus would have no need for comedy. What do you think?

you are clearly an L D patient


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Response to Racists jokes about Americans? Dec. 15th, 2009 @ 09:32 PM Reply

Americans=Melting pot of immegrants. I really don't see how anyone can be racist to a American.

Maybe bitch about how americans are greedy and whatnot.

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Response to Racists jokes about Americans? Dec. 15th, 2009 @ 09:33 PM Reply

At 12/15/09 09:32 PM, EnjoiLove wrote: Americans=Melting pot of immegrants. I really don't see how anyone can be racist to a American.

Some key words are Fat, redneck, and beer


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Response to Racists jokes about Americans? Dec. 15th, 2009 @ 09:35 PM Reply

At 12/15/09 09:33 PM, Randomdude111 wrote:
At 12/15/09 09:32 PM, EnjoiLove wrote: Americans=Melting pot of immegrants. I really don't see how anyone can be racist to a American.
Some key words are Fat, redneck, and beer

Fat being because we are rich bastards that can waste money on fast foods. Rednecks? Explain that to me. Beer may be one, but I'll have to say Ireland the most drunken country i've ever been to in my life.


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Response to Racists jokes about Americans? Dec. 15th, 2009 @ 09:37 PM Reply

Go over to any European country and you'll see. They love to talk shit about Americans over there. Its sad but true.


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Response to Racists jokes about Americans? Dec. 15th, 2009 @ 09:37 PM Reply

Fat being because we are rich bastards that can waste money on fast foods. Rednecks? Explain that to me. Beer may be one, but I'll have to say Ireland the most drunken country i've ever been to in my life.

Sarah Palin. Nuff said. Although redneck might not be the best word.


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Response to Racists jokes about Americans? Dec. 15th, 2009 @ 09:41 PM Reply

At 12/15/09 09:37 PM, Randomdude111 wrote:
Fat being because we are rich bastards that can waste money on fast foods. Rednecks? Explain that to me. Beer may be one, but I'll have to say Ireland the most drunken country i've ever been to in my life.
Sarah Palin. Nuff said. Although redneck might not be the best word.

So because of one person Americans are rednecks?

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Response to Racists jokes about Americans? Dec. 15th, 2009 @ 09:43 PM Reply

At 12/15/09 09:41 PM, Drang wrote:
At 12/15/09 09:37 PM, Randomdude111 wrote: Sarah Palin. Nuff said. Although redneck might not be the best word.
So because of one person Americans are rednecks?

Sarah Palin not even a redneck. She doesn't look redneck, and she looks hot.

Or I don't think she is a redneck...lol her kid had a child.

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Response to Racists jokes about Americans? Dec. 15th, 2009 @ 09:44 PM Reply


So because of one person Americans are rednecks?

Its an example. I think this is my last post for 30 minutes.


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Response to Racists jokes about Americans? Dec. 15th, 2009 @ 09:44 PM Reply

By American, do you mean White?


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Response to Racists jokes about Americans? Dec. 15th, 2009 @ 09:53 PM Reply

Every culture makes jokes at every other cuture's expence. So, yes, I would think that they would do that.

At 12/15/09 09:29 PM, Randomdude111 wrote: the Chinese equivilent of family guy

It would likely be somthing like this.

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Response to Racists jokes about Americans? Dec. 15th, 2009 @ 10:14 PM Reply

i live in windsor city ontario .right next to detroit.5min away..they make many jokes about use why not them..and the funny thing is there 5mins aways and still think we got mountinsand igloos and stuff..i remeber some americans came over.to our side of the boarder looking to ski..so some americans are narrow minded..and most are rude

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Response to Racists jokes about Americans? Dec. 15th, 2009 @ 10:16 PM Reply

oh and some think canada still has a queen..lmao

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Response to Racists jokes about Americans? Dec. 15th, 2009 @ 10:18 PM Reply

In Russia they have a running joke about everything being 'big' in America, and specifically in Texas.

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Response to Racists jokes about Americans? Dec. 15th, 2009 @ 10:23 PM Reply

i dont get it..

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Response to Racists jokes about Americans? Dec. 15th, 2009 @ 10:57 PM Reply

Let me see if I can remember a good one.

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Response to Racists jokes about Americans? Dec. 15th, 2009 @ 11:06 PM Reply

So the young teen girl walks into the piano shop and says I want the kind that taylor swift plays. Then the chinese shopkeeper says, lulz.


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Response to Racists jokes about Americans? Dec. 16th, 2009 @ 12:01 AM Reply

No they don't. TV is heavily controlled over there.

But I DO tell American Jokes. They're quite funny. You guys are easier to mock than women and jews combined.

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Response to Racists jokes about Americans? Dec. 16th, 2009 @ 12:05 AM Reply

Americans are not a race. If anything, they are a culture. Thus, one cannot be racist about americans.

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Response to Racists jokes about Americans? Dec. 16th, 2009 @ 12:15 AM Reply

At 12/16/09 12:05 AM, bifgis wrote: Americans are not a race. If anything, they are a culture. Thus, one cannot be racist about americans.

It's pretty easy to mock them though... Amirite or amirite?

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Response to Racists jokes about Americans? Dec. 16th, 2009 @ 12:26 AM Reply

Fucking Americans. Stupid race of people.


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Response to Racists jokes about Americans? Dec. 16th, 2009 @ 01:35 AM Reply

At 12/15/09 10:18 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: In Russia they have a running joke about everything being 'big' in America, and specifically in Texas.

To be fair, in America we have a running joke about everything being "big" in America, and specifically in Texas.

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Response to Racists jokes about Americans? Dec. 16th, 2009 @ 03:30 AM Reply

At 12/15/09 09:29 PM, Randomdude111 wrote: Anyone think that ove rin China they have the Chinese equivilent of family guy or south park or whatever and make jokes about americans? Its probably true, but some people argue that the Chinese have no souls, thus would have no need for comedy. What do you think?

Well, you do NOT have to look that far, just here in EU we have PLENTY ov jokes about how loud, drunk and generally gun-crazy you are, the most popular way of looking at you is that all america is, is just a HUGE loony-bin whit a BMI larger than than most things in texas.

Now i KNOW theese statements are not true, i know a couple of great pepole over in America, but ou guys are just to easy to make fun of.


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Response to Racists jokes about Americans? Dec. 16th, 2009 @ 03:40 AM Reply

At 12/16/09 12:05 AM, bifgis wrote: Americans are not a race. If anything, they are a culture. Thus, one cannot be racist about americans.

Oh shut the fuck up.

You know what he ment.

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Response to Racists jokes about Americans? Dec. 16th, 2009 @ 03:42 AM Reply

*Cough* *Cough*

That's how the world sees America.

Almost never type one, though...

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Response to Racists jokes about Americans? Dec. 16th, 2009 @ 05:16 AM Reply

As noted, American isn't a race.

Unless it's an arms race.


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Response to Racists jokes about Americans? Dec. 16th, 2009 @ 05:23 AM Reply

At 12/16/09 05:16 AM, Haoie wrote: As noted, American isn't a race.

Unless it's an arms race.

Oh! oh! oh!

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