So it's pretty obvious to most girls that I'm some sort of awkward internet-fixated geek, but I hate when they try to be friendly and relate by using internet slang. I get them being like "DUBBLEYOO TEE EFF, RIGHT STEVE? EH? EH?" and "Oh man, that was SO FAIL, hahaha!".
If I don't use the terms, odds are I'm not going to find them to be the funny. Stop trying to prove you're down with the internet like I am. If you really want to be appealing, bring up something NEW and EXCITING that happened on the internet recently. Not fucking LOLcats or some other bullshit.
My boss wouldn't shut up about "i can haz cheezburger" the other day. Welcome to 2000 fucking 7