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I got anally raped 2009-12-13 19:03:41 Reply

I bought a macbook pro from my uni's bookstore on Nov 15. On Nov 16 I returned it to the store because it wasn't working properly.

I couldn't flat out return it - they had to take it to another place for a "diagnostic".

Every time I call the repair place they say there is a part they are waiting for. IT WILL BE 1 MONTH THIS THURSDAY SINCE I SAW EITHER MY MONEY BACK OR MY LAPTOP.

I made the retarded decision of buying it at this store, which charges a 15% restocking fee for any refund that's 300 dollars I pay for the privilege of getting assfisted by this retarded bookstore.

I can't call them to complain until tomorrow. I am sitting here blind with rage.

What can i do?

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Response to I got anally raped 2009-12-13 19:04:23 Reply

I thought you were serious.

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Response to I got anally raped 2009-12-13 19:05:14 Reply

I literally yayed when i clicked this, now i'm sad and verbally awwwwing


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Response to I got anally raped 2009-12-13 19:05:28 Reply

Why would you buy a mac from your school store, and not from the actual retailer with a student discount?


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Response to I got anally raped 2009-12-13 19:05:43 Reply

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Response to I got anally raped 2009-12-13 19:06:01 Reply

so....who did the raping exactly?


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Response to I got anally raped 2009-12-13 19:06:05 Reply

At 12/13/09 07:05 PM, STEM wrote: Why would you buy a mac from your school store, and not from the actual retailer with a student discount?

because my bookstore had the discount too, but I didn't realize that Apple had the same discount.

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Response to I got anally raped 2009-12-13 19:07:18 Reply

That was stupid. You should have bought it from Apple. I have a lot of experience with them and it seems that they take the extra money that you pay for the Apple logo, and spend it on quality customer service that actually is located in the UK. (Or America. Wherever you live)

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Response to I got anally raped 2009-12-13 19:07:21 Reply

Lolol thats y PC's are t3h betterrrr XDXDXD!!!11!7!


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Response to I got anally raped 2009-12-13 19:08:03 Reply

Did he cum in your ass?


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Response to I got anally raped 2009-12-13 19:08:50 Reply

At 12/13/09 07:08 PM, killerjeff wrote: Did he cum in your ass?

might as well have.

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Response to I got anally raped 2009-12-13 19:09:03 Reply

At 12/13/09 07:06 PM, kreten wrote:
At 12/13/09 07:05 PM, STEM wrote: Why would you buy a mac from your school store, and not from the actual retailer with a student discount?
because my bookstore had the discount too, but I didn't realize that Apple had the same discount.

Man when it comes to apple, you should ONLY buy from apple. Especially with new macbooks, if there's even the slightest problem they'll just exchange it. For free. A guy in my dorm last year bought the same macbook as I, and replaced it 5 fuckin times because he found slight scratches or offset keys. Didn't have to pay this "restocking fee" crap


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Response to I got anally raped 2009-12-13 19:10:03 Reply

Someone call the waaambulance! We have an emo-gency!


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Response to I got anally raped 2009-12-13 19:10:58 Reply

At 12/13/09 07:09 PM, STEM wrote:
At 12/13/09 07:06 PM, kreten wrote:
At 12/13/09 07:05 PM, STEM wrote: Why would you buy a mac from your school store, and not from the actual retailer with a student discount?
because my bookstore had the discount too, but I didn't realize that Apple had the same discount.
Man when it comes to apple, you should ONLY buy from apple. Especially with new macbooks, if there's even the slightest problem they'll just exchange it. For free. A guy in my dorm last year bought the same macbook as I, and replaced it 5 fuckin times because he found slight scratches or offset keys. Didn't have to pay this "restocking fee" crap

Exactly. When you buy mac. You might pay too much, but the machines run very well with zero lag at any time. And their customer service is great.

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Response to I got anally raped 2009-12-13 19:11:26 Reply

I was expecting to read some arousing stories about rape...


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Response to I got anally raped 2009-12-13 19:13:37 Reply

Your first mistake was buying it from the bookstore. I guess you'll just have to wait this out, or learn your lesson.


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Response to I got anally raped 2009-12-13 19:14:47 Reply

Don't be so anal.


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Response to I got anally raped 2009-12-13 19:30:41 Reply

Eh fuck Apple. It's not even worth the money you pay for it. You could get a far better PC for the money that you drop on an Apple computer.

At 12/13/09 07:14 PM, GOTHCLAWZ wrote: Don't be so anal.

My god I hate you.

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Response to I got anally raped 2009-12-13 19:38:23 Reply

At 12/13/09 07:03 PM, kreten wrote: I bought a macbook

First red flag.

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Response to I got anally raped 2009-12-13 19:40:51 Reply

Take solace in the fact that you weren't actually raped.


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Response to I got anally raped 2009-12-13 19:45:21 Reply

At 12/13/09 07:40 PM, LTmatt wrote: Take solace in the fact that you weren't actually raped.

Though the absence of which served up quite the anti-climax


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Response to I got anally raped 2009-12-13 19:50:01 Reply

thats why you shouldnt buy shit from a school store


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Response to I got anally raped 2009-12-13 19:57:31 Reply

Ho shi-
and here I thought you were srs.


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Response to I got anally raped 2009-12-13 19:58:27 Reply

I'm sorry, did you just compare getting a penis shoved into your ass to geting ripped off


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Response to I got anally raped 2009-12-13 21:03:34 Reply

At 12/13/09 07:04 PM, HeavyMetalGuy wrote: I thought you were serious.

LOL, me too.


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Response to I got anally raped 2009-12-13 21:04:41 Reply

Misleading title.. I got excited for a minute


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Response to I got anally raped 2009-12-13 21:07:14 Reply

At 12/13/09 07:58 PM, Dmabster wrote: I'm sorry, did you just compare getting a penis shoved into your ass to geting ripped off

Yes. no need to apologize.

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Response to I got anally raped 2009-12-13 21:10:59 Reply

At 12/13/09 07:06 PM, Gaero wrote: so....who did the raping exactly?

Are you serious?


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Response to I got anally raped 2009-12-13 21:25:30 Reply

Your topic title is misleading, i got my dick out for nothing.


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Response to I got anally raped 2009-12-13 23:31:18 Reply

I came in here expecting a rape story.

son, i am disappiont

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