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Favorite rule of the Internet? Dec. 12th, 2009 @ 07:58 PM Reply

Well this question has been in the back of my mind for some time now. What are the people of NG's favorite rule of the Internet? Well finally I ask.

If you need to study or freshen up on them, click here.

I'd like all who read this to try an answer the question.

Now I'll go first:
36. There will always be more fucked up shit than what you just saw.
Reason: Because I always know that what I saw isn't THAT BAD.

M'kay, answer and discuss please.
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Response to Favorite rule of the Internet? Dec. 12th, 2009 @ 08:00 PM Reply

Rule 34, do I HAVE to explain?

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Response to Favorite rule of the Internet? Dec. 12th, 2009 @ 08:01 PM Reply

Applies to most NG users.

32. You must have pictures to prove your statements.


These are not the droids you're looking for.

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Response to Favorite rule of the Internet? Dec. 12th, 2009 @ 08:03 PM Reply

34.

90% of people will say 34.

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Response to Favorite rule of the Internet? Dec. 12th, 2009 @ 08:04 PM Reply

Rule 104; all major websites should be reminded that they owe their existence to interest in the Internet originally created by porn.

Especially ones with policies of staying porn-free.

The simple fact is that some people will never be happy, no matter how good their lives are.

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Response to Favorite rule of the Internet? Dec. 12th, 2009 @ 08:05 PM Reply

RULE 39. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.


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Response to Favorite rule of the Internet? Dec. 12th, 2009 @ 08:05 PM Reply

At 12/12/09 08:03 PM, Twist-Chao06 wrote: 34.

90% of people will say 34.

Doesn't matter. I'd like to know who.

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Response to Favorite rule of the Internet? Dec. 12th, 2009 @ 08:05 PM Reply

At 12/12/09 08:03 PM, Twist-Chao06 wrote: 34.

90% of people will say 34.

Couldn't have said it any better.


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Response to Favorite rule of the Internet? Dec. 12th, 2009 @ 08:09 PM Reply

61. Chuck Norris is the exception to Rule #63. No exceptions or else.

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Response to Favorite rule of the Internet? Dec. 12th, 2009 @ 08:10 PM Reply

At 12/12/09 08:09 PM, SmartNoob wrote: 61. Chuck Norris is the exception to Rule #63. No exceptions or else.

Rule 61 is a really fucked rule. Thats why I love 36.

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Response to Favorite rule of the Internet? Dec. 12th, 2009 @ 08:11 PM Reply

Rule 9001!

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Response to Favorite rule of the Internet? Dec. 12th, 2009 @ 08:13 PM Reply

Now Mods, I say you should contribute.

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Response to Favorite rule of the Internet? Dec. 12th, 2009 @ 08:19 PM Reply

34 and 35


I Know Drugs, I Know Video Games, I Know Rap, I Know Dru- wait...nevermind. Feel free to discuss any of these with me

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Response to Favorite rule of the Internet? Dec. 12th, 2009 @ 08:21 PM Reply

97
its true


ME on Youtube! 20/20 subscribers!!!
My flash games and movies!
Huzzah!

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Response to Favorite rule of the Internet? Dec. 12th, 2009 @ 08:24 PM Reply

I luv rule 61. Chuck Norris is awesome


I MAY BE AN IDIOT . . . . but I'm not STUPID

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Response to Favorite rule of the Internet? Dec. 12th, 2009 @ 08:29 PM Reply

Only quote from the ACTUAL RULES OF THE INTERNET

130. Internet = Very Scary


We had some good times, Newgrounds.

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Response to Favorite rule of the Internet? Dec. 12th, 2009 @ 08:30 PM Reply

At 12/12/09 08:29 PM, Greenfrost6 wrote: Only quote from the ACTUAL RULES OF THE INTERNET

130. Internet = Very Scary

It really doesn't matter. Just what is your favorite rule? From the "Real" or "Fake".

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Response to Favorite rule of the Internet? Dec. 12th, 2009 @ 08:32 PM Reply

18. Everything that can be labeled can be hated.
19. The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.

And I clearly hate this thread.

Favorite rule of the Internet?


ceb @ twitter | Jerkcity, est. 1998 | Tateos is a cool guy.

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Response to Favorite rule of the Internet? Dec. 12th, 2009 @ 08:32 PM Reply

haha this one
289. The Black Guy Dies first. No Exceptions. Unless it's Morgan Freeman

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Response to Favorite rule of the Internet? Dec. 12th, 2009 @ 08:34 PM Reply

At 12/12/09 08:05 PM, ilikeblamingcrap wrote:
At 12/12/09 08:03 PM, Twist-Chao06 wrote: 34.

90% of people will say 34.

haha this one rules

636. Cyber Sex does not mean you are no longer a virgin. No Exceptions!

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Response to Favorite rule of the Internet? Dec. 12th, 2009 @ 08:35 PM Reply

Rule 34.
Any sane person would pick this.


<3

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Response to Favorite rule of the Internet? Dec. 12th, 2009 @ 08:35 PM Reply

8999.9 It is, in fact, not over 9000.

8999.99 So, so close. And yet no cigar.

9000. Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level?... (see rule 9001)

9001. It's over nine thousand. No exceptions.

9002. Newfags abuse the meme "OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND"

So predictable.


Intro of darkness then redness then whiteness.
My "art" :D

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Response to Favorite rule of the Internet? Dec. 12th, 2009 @ 08:52 PM Reply

113. Gamestop does NOT have Battletoads. But ask anyway.

lulz

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Response to Favorite rule of the Internet? Dec. 12th, 2009 @ 08:53 PM Reply

At 12/12/09 08:52 PM, JakeRies50 wrote: 113. Gamestop does NOT have Battletoads. But ask anyway.

lulz

It's a lie.

No it's rule 300.
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Response to Favorite rule of the Internet? Dec. 12th, 2009 @ 08:54 PM Reply

Rule 42...Nothing Is Sacred

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Response to Favorite rule of the Internet? Dec. 12th, 2009 @ 09:04 PM Reply

144. People can't understand sarcasm.

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Response to Favorite rule of the Internet? Dec. 12th, 2009 @ 09:07 PM Reply

At 12/12/09 09:04 PM, Maverick-Alex wrote: 144. People can't understand sarcasm.

Don't you sass me.

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Response to Favorite rule of the Internet? Dec. 12th, 2009 @ 09:07 PM Reply

At 12/12/09 08:11 PM, Wootlol wrote: Rule 9001!

IT'S OVER NI- Wait, I'm above memes.


You've got a fine pair of eyes.

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Response to Favorite rule of the Internet? Dec. 12th, 2009 @ 09:39 PM Reply

Rule 34.


Don't be STOOPID!

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Response to Favorite rule of the Internet? Dec. 12th, 2009 @ 09:49 PM Reply

Rule 39, "CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL."

no caps

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