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Favorite rule of the Internet?

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Favorite rule of the Internet? 2009-12-12 19:58:56


Well this question has been in the back of my mind for some time now. What are the people of NG's favorite rule of the Internet? Well finally I ask.

If you need to study or freshen up on them, click here.

I'd like all who read this to try an answer the question.

Now I'll go first:
36. There will always be more fucked up shit than what you just saw.
Reason: Because I always know that what I saw isn't THAT BAD.

M'kay, answer and discuss please.

Response to Favorite rule of the Internet? 2009-12-12 20:00:44


Rule 34, do I HAVE to explain?

Response to Favorite rule of the Internet? 2009-12-12 20:01:44


Applies to most NG users.

32. You must have pictures to prove your statements.


These are not the droids you're looking for.

Response to Favorite rule of the Internet? 2009-12-12 20:03:32


34.

90% of people will say 34.

Response to Favorite rule of the Internet? 2009-12-12 20:04:44


Rule 104; all major websites should be reminded that they owe their existence to interest in the Internet originally created by porn.

Especially ones with policies of staying porn-free.

The simple fact is that some people will never be happy, no matter how good their lives are.

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Response to Favorite rule of the Internet? 2009-12-12 20:05:18


RULE 39. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.


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Response to Favorite rule of the Internet? 2009-12-12 20:05:36


At 12/12/09 08:03 PM, Twist-Chao06 wrote: 34.

90% of people will say 34.

Doesn't matter. I'd like to know who.

Response to Favorite rule of the Internet? 2009-12-12 20:05:39


At 12/12/09 08:03 PM, Twist-Chao06 wrote: 34.

90% of people will say 34.

Couldn't have said it any better.


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Response to Favorite rule of the Internet? 2009-12-12 20:09:00


61. Chuck Norris is the exception to Rule #63. No exceptions or else.

Response to Favorite rule of the Internet? 2009-12-12 20:10:59


At 12/12/09 08:09 PM, SmartNoob wrote: 61. Chuck Norris is the exception to Rule #63. No exceptions or else.

Rule 61 is a really fucked rule. Thats why I love 36.

Response to Favorite rule of the Internet? 2009-12-12 20:11:38


Rule 9001!

Response to Favorite rule of the Internet? 2009-12-12 20:13:23


Now Mods, I say you should contribute.

Response to Favorite rule of the Internet? 2009-12-12 20:19:06


34 and 35


I Know Drugs, I Know Video Games, I Know Litliture, I Know Dru- wait...nevermind. Feel free to discuss any of these with me

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Response to Favorite rule of the Internet? 2009-12-12 20:21:33


97
its true


ME on Youtube! 20/20 subscribers!!!

My flash games and movies!

Huzzah!

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Response to Favorite rule of the Internet? 2009-12-12 20:24:17


I luv rule 61. Chuck Norris is awesome


I'm that guy everyone's mom wants their daughter to date. So as you can imagine.....I'm a very lonely person :)

Response to Favorite rule of the Internet? 2009-12-12 20:29:06


Only quote from the ACTUAL RULES OF THE INTERNET

130. Internet = Very Scary


We had some good times, Newgrounds.

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Response to Favorite rule of the Internet? 2009-12-12 20:30:22


At 12/12/09 08:29 PM, Greenfrost6 wrote: Only quote from the ACTUAL RULES OF THE INTERNET

130. Internet = Very Scary

It really doesn't matter. Just what is your favorite rule? From the "Real" or "Fake".

Response to Favorite rule of the Internet? 2009-12-12 20:32:15


18. Everything that can be labeled can be hated.
19. The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.

And I clearly hate this thread.

Favorite rule of the Internet?


gorp

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Response to Favorite rule of the Internet? 2009-12-12 20:32:35


haha this one
289. The Black Guy Dies first. No Exceptions. Unless it's Morgan Freeman

Response to Favorite rule of the Internet? 2009-12-12 20:34:54


At 12/12/09 08:05 PM, ilikeblamingcrap wrote:
At 12/12/09 08:03 PM, Twist-Chao06 wrote: 34.

90% of people will say 34.

haha this one rules

636. Cyber Sex does not mean you are no longer a virgin. No Exceptions!

Response to Favorite rule of the Internet? 2009-12-12 20:35:00


Rule 34.
Any sane person would pick this.


<3

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Response to Favorite rule of the Internet? 2009-12-12 20:35:07


8999.9 It is, in fact, not over 9000.

8999.99 So, so close. And yet no cigar.

9000. Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level?... (see rule 9001)

9001. It's over nine thousand. No exceptions.

9002. Newfags abuse the meme "OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND"

So predictable.


Intro of darkness then redness then whiteness.

My "art" :D

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Response to Favorite rule of the Internet? 2009-12-12 20:52:22


113. Gamestop does NOT have Battletoads. But ask anyway.

lulz

Voice Actor Looking for Work

Response to Favorite rule of the Internet? 2009-12-12 20:53:16


At 12/12/09 08:52 PM, JakeRies50 wrote: 113. Gamestop does NOT have Battletoads. But ask anyway.

lulz

It's a lie.

No it's rule 300.

Response to Favorite rule of the Internet? 2009-12-12 20:54:52


Rule 42...Nothing Is Sacred

Response to Favorite rule of the Internet? 2009-12-12 21:04:35


144. People can't understand sarcasm.

Response to Favorite rule of the Internet? 2009-12-12 21:07:05


At 12/12/09 09:04 PM, Maverick-Alex wrote: 144. People can't understand sarcasm.

Don't you sass me.

Response to Favorite rule of the Internet? 2009-12-12 21:39:28


Rule 34.


Don't be STOOPID!

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Response to Favorite rule of the Internet? 2009-12-12 22:24:49


At 12/12/09 09:49 PM, JKMonkey wrote: Rule 39, "CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL."

no caps

Please stop lying to yourself.

Response to Favorite rule of the Internet? 2009-12-12 22:26:44


At 12/12/09 10:24 PM, ilikeblamingcrap wrote:
At 12/12/09 09:49 PM, JKMonkey wrote: Rule 39, "CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL."

no caps
Please stop lying to yourself.

I've asked you this before I think, but what the heck.

Just why do you like blaming crap? Why do you blame it?