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Fuck Christmas. 2009-12-12 14:11:12 Reply

After I finished Christmas shopping the other night a thought came to me. Why even bother with this holiday? You spend hundreds on cheap gifts that will most likely get tossed out a few weeks after the person get it, the t.v stations and such are slowing starting to tell kids that santa isn't real, and it's the one day where you are forced to put on a fucking smiling face to greet shitty family members who have no respect for you. Also it's the one season where everything is major chaos and homeless people are like "Aw man it's Christmas have a heart." I say fuck it all and totally get rid of this holiday. No real holiday spirit exists anymore anyway. I could go on and on and on about all the flaws to this holiday but since I don't want to drown you in a big wall of text, I'll stop her for now.

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Response to Fuck Christmas. 2009-12-12 14:12:08 Reply

Because it's fun, and people fucking like it.
Why are you so bloody miserable? Can't you enjoy anything in life?


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Response to Fuck Christmas. 2009-12-12 14:13:08 Reply

Yeah, well Christmas fucks you too.


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Response to Fuck Christmas. 2009-12-12 14:14:26 Reply

At 12/12/09 02:12 PM, Twilight wrote: Fuck you.

Christmas = Vacation. I don't give a rats ass about gifts, I love that I get a week and a half off for 1 day.

I agree 100%, good call Twilight.


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Response to Fuck Christmas. 2009-12-12 14:14:32 Reply

At 12/12/09 02:12 PM, Twilight wrote: Fuck you.

Christmas = Vacation. I don't give a rats ass about gifts, I love that I get a week and a half off for 1 day.

We get two weeks off for our "winter" break. More time to mess with our gifts and stuff or go on vacation..

Or both, I guess.


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Response to Fuck Christmas. 2009-12-12 14:14:46 Reply

Okay, scrooge, maybe YOU don't have the spirit.

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Response to Fuck Christmas. 2009-12-12 14:19:12 Reply

I lol at you and your shitty family relations / personality / personal values.


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Response to Fuck Christmas. 2009-12-12 14:19:38 Reply

Don't blame the gun, blame the guy who murdered with it.

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Response to Fuck Christmas. 2009-12-12 14:23:27 Reply

All your reasons are bullshit. The reason you don't like christmas is because no one gives you gifts.


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Response to Fuck Christmas. 2009-12-12 14:25:46 Reply

At 12/12/09 02:19 PM, 4urentertainment wrote: Don't blame the gun, blame the guy who murdered with it.

Dont blame the gun, blame the guy who sold the gun to the delusional mental hospital patient who was molded into a killing machine by the invisible hands of the american government seeking to obtain billions in drug money from opium farmers in Afghanistan by trading the technology about the physiological structure of every human being in an evil attempt to design a mind control device that will turn everyone in the vicinity of 12 miles into a paranoid, highly aggressive slave of the Al-Qaeda will, *deep breath* in an attempt to get back at Russia for taking over Afghanistan in the 70's because......

GLEN BECK SAID SO!


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Response to Fuck Christmas. 2009-12-12 14:39:28 Reply

At 12/12/09 02:14 PM, kanon1 wrote:
At 12/12/09 02:12 PM, Twilight wrote: Fuck you.

Christmas = Vacation. I don't give a rats ass about gifts, I love that I get a week and a half off for 1 day.
I agree 100%, good call Twilight.

Twilight is a sage after all.

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Response to Fuck Christmas. 2009-12-12 15:39:17 Reply

Lock your bedroom door when your relatives come over and masturbate to furry porn.

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Response to Fuck Christmas. 2009-12-12 15:43:08 Reply

Yeah, fuck it hard. Christmas has been a bad boy.


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Response to Fuck Christmas. 2009-12-12 15:45:08 Reply

In Soviet Russia, they dont have Christmas because they're all poor.


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Response to Fuck Christmas. 2009-12-12 16:00:23 Reply

All it really is to me is another money gain. Like birthdays. Being the greedy freak I am I just get stuff, never really give out.

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Response to Fuck Christmas. 2009-12-12 16:04:52 Reply

At 12/12/09 02:11 PM, FurryFox wrote: You spend hundreds on cheap gifts that will most likely get tossed out a few weeks after the person get it,

If you bothered to get to know your family and be nice to them, you could very easily figure out what they like, instead of just buying cheap crap like an asshole.

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Response to Fuck Christmas. 2009-12-12 16:07:02 Reply

At 12/12/09 03:39 PM, KillerClam wrote: Lock your bedroom door when your relatives come over and masturbate to furry porn.

That's what I do on a daily basis. Can you recommend something different for the holidays?


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Response to Fuck Christmas. 2009-12-12 16:11:21 Reply

At 12/12/09 04:04 PM, Samen wrote:
At 12/12/09 02:11 PM, FurryFox wrote: You spend hundreds on cheap gifts that will most likely get tossed out a few weeks after the person get it,
If you bothered to get to know your family and be nice to them, you could very easily figure out what they like, instead of just buying cheap crap like an asshole.

I was referring to the gifts they want as cheap crap. Last year my little brother begged and begged for a DS for Christmas and I got one for him. 2 weeks later he broke because he claimed it was "Boring"

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Response to Fuck Christmas. 2009-12-12 16:12:35 Reply

At 12/12/09 04:11 PM, FurryFox wrote:
At 12/12/09 04:04 PM, Samen wrote:
At 12/12/09 02:11 PM, FurryFox wrote: You spend hundreds on cheap gifts that will most likely get tossed out a few weeks after the person get it,
If you bothered to get to know your family and be nice to them, you could very easily figure out what they like, instead of just buying cheap crap like an asshole.
I was referring to the gifts they want as cheap crap. Last year my little brother begged and begged for a DS for Christmas and I got one for him. 2 weeks later he broke because he claimed it was "Boring"

Get. Over. It. It's a time of caring. Just because YOUR family is shit and because YOU don't like the holiday, don't go and ruin it for other people. M'KAY?

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Response to Fuck Christmas. 2009-12-12 16:15:37 Reply

Aw, come one, man, it's Christmas!! Have a heart and just buy me a steak dinner, buddy. It IS the holiday season, ya know! I would do it for YOU! Come on!


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Response to Fuck Christmas. 2009-12-12 16:23:47 Reply

Christmas is awesome.

Christmas bonus from my job, stuff on sale, get to see family that I hardly ever see, I get presents. Anyone who doesn't like Christmas is a commy or Barbara Streisand.


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Response to Fuck Christmas. 2009-12-12 16:30:31 Reply

At 12/12/09 04:23 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: Christmas is awesome.

Christmas bonus from my job, stuff on sale, get to see family that I hardly ever see, I get presents. Anyone who doesn't like Christmas is a commy or Barbara Streisand.

I fucking love your sig.

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Response to Fuck Christmas. 2009-12-12 16:31:47 Reply

Get. Over. It. It's a time of caring. Just because YOUR family is shit and because YOU don't like the holiday, don't go and ruin it for other people. M'KAY?

I don't wanna bag on you. But seriously several people have made these kind of threads and the fact is its just

1. Your area.
2. Your family
3. Most importantly. YOU.

The holiday spirit has only dropped a little in value as money got tight for most so maybe there wont be awesome decorations and shit.... But cmon, its your family. No one completely loves everyone in there family. there your blood and you love them unconditionally.

Everything you listed seems like your own personal thing. i can happily say my family and i enjoy meeting up for huge dinners exchanging shitty gifts we all wont care about the next week.

Also if i bought someone in my family a hand held console and they broke it cause its "boring" id kick there ass and show them the meaning of fun.

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Response to Fuck Christmas. 2009-12-12 16:33:31 Reply

At 12/12/09 04:30 PM, ilikeblamingcrap wrote: I fucking love your sig.

Me too, that's why I stole it from blakemo.


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Response to Fuck Christmas. 2009-12-12 16:42:28 Reply

Angst at its best.

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Response to Fuck Christmas. 2009-12-12 16:50:22 Reply

You're awfully pessimistic, lighten up man.


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Response to Fuck Christmas. 2009-12-12 17:08:07 Reply

Fuck you Scrooge!


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Response to Fuck Christmas. 2009-12-12 17:13:15 Reply

I should dress up like some horrid fucking monster and walk about the city talking like a Brit / The Heavy on Christmas Eve. Though I do love the gifts...

Do the same on Halloween next year. It'll be good times.

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Response to Fuck Christmas. 2009-12-12 17:19:54 Reply

At 12/12/09 04:11 PM, FurryFox wrote: I was referring to the gifts they want as cheap crap. Last year my little brother begged and begged for a DS for Christmas and I got one for him. 2 weeks later he broke because he claimed it was "Boring"

Your family's issues have nothing to do with the holiday. Trying to make it everyone else's issue only proves you're not good at handling your own problems yourself.

So if you were to quit complaining about the holiday and actually address the problem itself, you'd see they're not related.


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Response to Fuck Christmas. 2009-12-12 17:24:59 Reply

Well you can enjoy being by yourself. I'm going to be with my family having a good time. I don't get to see a lot of my family and Christmas gives me the chance to see them. You're just a sad and lonely person.