I think I'm one of those types of people that eat a lot and never gain a pound. I eat a lot, MUCH more then any normal person my size should eat. The amounts of sweets I eat during a week should also at least maybe put a half a pound on me or something, but NOTHING! It's strange, I'm always thinking that I'm probably going to get fat, but I never do. I don't exorcize that often, so I'm not the fit. So what could be burning away all that food?
Discuss.
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Maybe you are anorexic and are sick nocturnal emissions.
Or maybe you wank too much ;)
Out of all the starters...
I ate a "tone" and didn't even gain an ounce.
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It's because you digest food quickly. your wait will catch up with you. you might not gain weight in the future, but you will probably have heart problems and the like. once your metabolism slows it all comes back.
Once, when I ate a tone, my eyes got raped because it was bold.
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I ate a tone and gained half an octave.
Other than that... depending on how old you are, you might just pile on a load of shit. I did when I turned 14.
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(said in a lil kids voice) fat is building up in my bodie which could lead to heart problems and dieabeties
so i told mah mum and now im healfy
Yeah, definitely metabolism. I am the same exact way.
i don't exorcise often either.
Normally I'd make a prolonged joke about how you can't eat a "tone" and make fun of your misspelling, but really it's not worth it.
I don't think there's anyway you can eat a ton and not do anything, and still never gain a pound. Unless you swallow a tapeworm.
Or that parasite that eats your tongue and takes it's place. Eww!!
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It's awesome having a fast metabolism you can really eat/drink anything you want without worrying about your weight/size I eat just about everything and I do worry about my health but I haven't gained a thing.
sorry if I made some fat people feel bad
take a good hard look at the mutha****in boat.
You really should excorsize more often. You're probably possessed by a demon of skinniness.
At 12/8/09 01:31 PM, geterkikzkid wrote: I ate a "tone" and didn't even gain an ounce.
You can eat a whole pile of jazz before you look like luie armstrong
Spend 1 week calculating how many calories you ingest every day, then come back to us with those numbers. In order to understand why you don't gain weight, simply saying "I eat a lot" doesn't provide enough input. We need the cold hard facts of what you're eating, down to the last glass of milk, each piece of salami in your sandwich, and hershey's kiss after dinner. Use http://www.nutritiondata.com/ to start, will help you in counting the number of calories in all the food you eat.
Full bold is annoying as fuck dude.
Also, I'm the same way. I'm underweight for my age and height, 17 years old, 6'1 feet, and I weigh 130 pounds. It's sick, but I love eating. I want to gain weight though, it's shitty.
Yeah, whatever.
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At 12/8/09 03:00 PM, STEM wrote: Spend 1 week calculating how many calories you ingest every day, then come back to us with those numbers. In order to understand why you don't gain weight, simply saying "I eat a lot" doesn't provide enough input. We need the cold hard facts of what you're eating, down to the last glass of milk, each piece of salami in your sandwich, and hershey's kiss after dinner. Use http://www.nutritiondata.com/ to start, will help you in counting the number of calories in all the food you eat.
who the fuck counts how much calories they eat? And it's not like you can calculate the calories of everything you eat. I eat lunch at the school cafeteria and I have no idea how much calories and other shit is in it
needs moar protein anyways
At 12/8/09 01:29 PM, j4ke002 wrote: Maybe you are anorexic and are sick nocturnal emissions.
He is the opposite of anorexic.
At 12/8/09 01:32 PM, takumidesh wrote: It's because you digest food quickly. your wait will catch up with you. you might not gain weight in the future, but you will probably have heart problems and the like. once your metabolism slows it all comes back.
Exactly... I think.
The fact that you can eat a shitton of sweets without gaining weight doesn't mean that you should. If you're hungry, eat proteins and complex carbs. You can still eat sweets, but if you're eating excessive amounts of them every day, that's a health risk regardless of how much you weigh. (especially since you don't exorcise). Foods with a lot of saturated fats will give your cardiovascular system a run for its money, and not in a good way.
But, to answer your question, it's your metabolism, most likely.
At 12/8/09 03:04 PM, TacoFreak wrote: who the fuck counts how much calories they eat? And it's not like you can calculate the calories of everything you eat. I eat lunch at the school cafeteria and I have no idea how much calories and other shit is in it
People who are on diets, diabetics, and people with medical conditions have to count their calories. In this case, if he wants to find out if he has a medical condition that's impeding his ability to gain weight (which I think unlikely), then counting up how many calories he consumes a day and comparing them to a healthy calorie intake for someone his age will help him figure that out.
As far as school lunches go, the school lunch system is very regulated. Their calorie counts have to be within a certain range, so that means that they would have to know how many calories each lunch has. I'm sure if you looked into it, you could find out that information. Also, most cookbooks and online recipes nowadays have total calorie counts, as do most ingredient packages. Additionally, you can buy books that list the nutrition information for most of the restaurant and food chain stores.
You have a fast metabolism. When you get older it will slow down and you will either have to change your lifestyle or just accept getting fat.
At 12/8/09 01:27 PM, Freakinhugelittleguy wrote: I think I'm one of those types of people that eat a lot and never gain a pound. I eat a lot, MUCH more then any normal person my size should eat. The amounts of sweets I eat during a week should also at least maybe put a half a pound on me or something, but NOTHING! It's strange, I'm always thinking that I'm probably going to get fat, but I never do. I don't exorcize that often, so I'm not the fit. So what could be burning away all that food?
You sir have what normal people call a tapeworm inside of you and are dying slowly of annorexia. It may also be because you do not have a healthy diet. Look at the food pyramid and do what it says and you will gain weight unless you have a tapeworm then you fail.
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At 12/8/09 01:27 PM, Freakinhugelittleguy wrote: So what could be burning away all that food?
Discuss.
You have a Tape Worm, and Aids.
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