Last night after having way too much to drink at a club in Philadelphia, I and three of my friends, one of them being this smokin' hot blonde that I use to mess around with back in college, decided to hit the local glory hole.
After having one sufficiently tied on, I went into the stall with the holes, and so did my girl friend.
She stood there and watched me get my junk sucked through a hole in the stall door. She was giggling, and it was funny to see her standing there watching (it was kinda hot, too).
I looked over at her after 20 minutes and said,
"Shit, you;re WAY better than this chick at giving head."
So, she finished me off!
In other words, chicks at Philly glory holes cant suck worth a shit.
(And I know it was a girl, I could hear her giggling and talking to me from the other side.)
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There is no glory at the glory holes.
None.
This too will pass.
Memento mori
It was probably a guy with a girly voice.
At 12/8/09 04:41 AM, mysticmonkey2 wrote: It was probably a guy with a girly voice.
Also known as a homosexual fairy boy.
At 12/8/09 12:49 AM, Aggzza wrote: she had a cock
Don't be ridiculous. She had two.
At 12/8/09 05:16 AM, YouLostTheGame wrote:At 12/8/09 12:49 AM, Aggzza wrote: she had a cockDon't be ridiculous. She had two.
I find that very sexy
At 12/8/09 05:16 AM, YouLostTheGame wrote:At 12/8/09 12:49 AM, Aggzza wrote: she had a cockDon't be ridiculous. She had two.
Three, at least!
see you next time on Newgrounds Sexual Conquest Confessions.
and if it was a guy with girl in there with him?
"On rainy days, I just sit there and make deals with the devil. The fun never ends..."
At 12/8/09 05:32 AM, nosemonster wrote: see you next time on Newgrounds Sexual Conquest Confessions.
Where we discuss the issues of STD's associated with Glory Holes
Congratulations, you are now officially gay.
A vagina is really just a hat for a penis.
I honestly don't see whats to be happy about.
You probably contracted an STD then gave it to your friend while she finished you.
Congrats.
And if she wasn't a guy she was probably fat.
At 12/8/09 05:26 AM, ChocEliteBar wrote:At 12/8/09 05:16 AM, YouLostTheGame wrote:Three, at least!At 12/8/09 12:49 AM, Aggzza wrote: she had a cockDon't be ridiculous. She had two.
OP has 4 and the chick has six. Pic here that gives you an idea.
I seem to recall some story about a woman who was arrested for going around to places like that with a butcher knife, and well.... yeah. I don't have to finish that thought.
i wonder how different this would be if the glory hole was in a pumpkin
fuck
Well, that's one way to contract some kind of STD. Although, you did say you were drunk. So I might have to let this one go.
I guess I'll just put my dick in this hole in the wallof a dirty stall in a dirty bar bathroom in Philly....
At no point did you make a sensible choice.
I'm gonna go back to my room and be awesome.
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At 12/8/09 09:32 AM, TacticalShoe wrote: I guess I'll just put my dick in this hole in the wallof a dirty stall in a dirty bar bathroom in Philly....
At no point did you make a sensible choice.
Seconded. My friend's friend is gay and he has one of his girl friend's to help with glory holes. :] So... must likely it was a dude with a chick.
you sir have balls.
I would never in my life put my junk out of sight and hope someone else took care of it. Hell, i don't trust myself with my junk.
You had your dick sucked for twenty minutes and yet your girlfriend had to finish you off?
You either have the best stamina in the history of manking or you're a lying virgin.
Some people feel content to pour syrup on shit and call it pancakes their whole lives.
Little gay pre-pubescent teenager is what me thinks.
ok so let me see if i can get the facts straight. You got drunk at "the bar" in your parents basement with some fat chick from school and she pity sucked you because you were so drunk you fell down and put a hole in the wall and then put your dick in it thinking it was a glory hole
At 12/8/09 11:39 AM, rumerio wrote: ok so let me see if i can get the facts straight. You got drunk at "the bar" in your parents basement with some fat chick from school and she pity sucked you because you were so drunk you fell down and put a hole in the wall and then put your dick in it thinking it was a glory hole
I think that pretty much sums it up.
/thread
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