So My Boyfriend Just Passed Out.

[Da-Master-of-Puppets]

So my alcoholic boyfriend FINALLY put the bottle down and went to sleep at 5 fucking AM and now I just realized I can do something to him. I've been trying to get him to stop since 11pm last night but he wouldnt so Im looking for a little revenge he's lying on the bed fully clothed on his back.

Ive been on here a few times on Malcolms profile thingy and I kno you guys dont think there are girls on here and all the boys are losers so heaps of you wont believe Im a girl and stuff so fine I dont care but just say something funny and evil I can do to him anyway!!

Sure I could fcuk him buhh Ive done that before and its not that fun and not very good for revenge so wat should I do??

[CaptainQuartz]

Not be a vengeful harpy.

[Cordyceps]

BENGAY ON THE BALLSACK

[Goldfire64]

draw things on his back where he cant reach to wash them off.

[BeRightBackk]

Draw "*cough*DICKHEAD* and then a dick on his face :D

[TheJamoke]

Banned until the poor sonovabitch regains consciousness and sees what a dumb cunt his bottom ho is being right now.