BizarroJoe: Whore for a day. Again.

[BizarroJoe]

Yes, it's the third time. I got another chance so let's make it fast.
COPY-PASTED RULEZ:
- All Art Forum rules apply.
- I'll be using ONLY a mechanical pencil, some sheets of white paper and a scanner.
- You can request only one thing at a time, If you don't, I'll choose whatever.
- Unless the thing is getting slow, I won't make two consecutive pics for the same user. If you want more than a drawing, wait in line, please.
- The art will be quite sketchy, 'cause this is an endurance test.
- I'll stop for lunch and supper times. This will end at bedtime (for me,of course I'm from Spain.)
- Please be sensible if you want your pic to drawn. Excuse me for the probable following crappiness.
- And, finally, treat me gently <3

Yet, this is a CHARITY EDITION!!! Every post you make will help a diseased person: ME.
I've been severely ill from a rare malady last months (That's why I've been absent so much time)
I'm trying to recover, but it's hard. The image below shows my pityful conditon.
But with your help, I'm sure I can get myself out of this mess!!! LET'S ALL PULL THIS OUT TOGETHER.
Well, enough with the shitty blabber.
FIRST!!!

[Henry-nougat]

I would like to see you draw Ezio from Assassin's Creed 2 if that could be arranged :) perhaps with a woman around each arm or rather stabbing the shite out of someone :)

Yeah I've been playing way too much of that game plus I'd be interested in seeing you draw a male character :D

[e-m-b-r-i-o]

AH!.. I'm so glad I woke up this early!.. I wouls like to see a scantily clad, hot, girl with a raygun riding a rocket, like a mechanical bull...

please.

thanks,

whore.

:)

[LegolaSS]

Right!... can you dra...

At 12/5/09 07:06 AM, e-m-b-r-i-o wrote:

I wouls like to see a scantily clad, hot, girl with a raygun riding a rocket

... how did you know!...

[TurkeyOnAStick]

Girl from ancient Egypt, with cat, please ;)

[LaserKarl]

I want to see the highest ranking dude on the alien invasion getting the news that the people of earth DOESN'T melt if sprayed with beer, 5 minutes before invasion.

Hohoho.

[Lundsfryd]

Do a picture of Batman and Dr McNinja's dad in a knife eye attack battle..

[BizarroJoe]

At 12/5/09 07:03 AM, Henry-nougat wrote: I would like to see you draw Ezio from Assassin's Creed 2 if that could be arranged :) perhaps with a woman around each arm or rather stabbing the shite out of someone :)

Yeah I've been playing way too much of that game plus I'd be interested in seeing you draw a male character :D

GODDAMMIT, HOW I ENVY YOU. (I bought and finished a month ago the first one.)
Referencing + more than a character=Lot of time.
Anyway, I hope you like it.
OK, Next... e-m-b-r-i-o?! GAWDFUKKIT.

[BizarroJoe]

At 12/5/09 07:06 AM, e-m-b-r-i-o wrote: AH!.. I'm so glad I woke up this early!.. I wouls like to see a scantily clad, hot, girl with a raygun riding a rocket, like a mechanical bull...

please.

thanks,

whore.

)

DAAAAMN. the minutes pass flying by and this is only the second!!!
I know this could have been MUCH better, sorry, e-m-b...
WHO'S NEXT?!... I'll do Turkey, Lego, if you want something else, please post again and I'll do it immediatly, thanks (I'm starting to get really nervous and my sense of homour is really low right now... A diseaster awaits me, I know D: )

[jagondudo]

you're too good man i ENVY your style.

[Havegum]

Do tankman!

[e-m-b-r-i-o]

THANKS JOE!
don't doubt yourself, dude.. your style is WICKED!.. I love it.. the lipstick rocket is great!..

again, much thanks.

[Rhunyc]

Mmmm... I would like to see you draw Hank from Madness Combat doing something epic.

:D

[BizarroJoe]

At 12/5/09 07:12 AM, TurkeyOnAStick wrote: Girl from ancient Egypt, with cat, please ;)

Damn, It looked better with a staff...
I hope you like it anyway...
LUNCH TIME.
Back in an hour or so...

[LegolaSS]

ok ok... lets see... how about a female boxer?... sound easy?... right... the pose must be a striking pose as if she has just leaped into the air and about to deliver her final punch...

i think that should be a quick draw :3

Ps... loving everything you do... ((secretly wishes he could be like you :P))

[BizarroJoe]

At 12/5/09 07:12 AM, LaserKarl wrote: I want to see the highest ranking dude on the alien invasion getting the news that the people of earth DOESN'T melt if sprayed with beer, 5 minutes before invasion.

Hohoho.

- My Lord and Master H'ddHonnch'O, We've received a new report over the research conducted on the weapon we're going to use on our imminent attack on the Earthians. I dare to say it'd affect drastically our chances of success on the operation.
- My siege! The High Council informs you that they're now watching the operation and all the ships are ready to deploy on the targets. They're awaiting your orders, Lord H'ddHonnch'O.
- Lord H'ddHonnch'O...?

This idea has been really funny. Thanks, LaserKarl.

NEXT!!!

[Blounty]

Can you draw 'Kenstar and Yusuke' from Girlchan in Paradise please

[Daverom]

Shark wrestling?

[Fifty-50]

In that case, could you draw me a girl who's a superhero? The outfit is up to you.

[BizarroJoe]

At 12/5/09 09:38 AM, LegolaSS wrote: ok ok... lets see... how about a female boxer?... sound easy?... right... the pose must be a striking pose as if she has just leaped into the air and about to deliver her final punch...

i think that should be a quick draw :3

It'd be as easy as whateteva... but, it really came easy!!!
Boy, I needed that... seems I'm more calmed after the lunch.

Ps... loving everything you do... ((secretly wishes he could be like you :P))

I STILL owe you one, I haven't forgotten. We'll talk about that in another time.
Thanks a lot for your support... I really appreciate that. ( ;

OK... NEXT!!!

[TaraGraphika]

Ermm...winnie the pooh in rage, cause someone stoled his honey.

[sucho]

i am sick as well, and the voices are closing in. beyond the jagged silhouette of my eye-crusties i swear i see a bird out my window, staring deep into my soul. i'm afraid if i look away i will die. yet as i continue to stare at those vacant fixating, but very empty-headed birdy eyes i grow ever madder.

draw this birdy so i may have something to show to the police after it burns my house down.

[Sabtastic]

AW, SHOOT. D:>
DID I MISS IT?

If i'm not too late, how 'bout Cammy from Street Fighter or Sora from the first series of Digimon! (B
Always wanted to see them drawn by you, to be honest.

Btw, lovin' the Lea post! :D
Looking forward to whatever you do next!!

[Zyphonee]

I wanna see Kanye West interrupting Taylor Swift drawn by BizzaroJoe if it's not to late.

Then my life will be complete.

[bigjonny13]

(Be prepared, because I'm going to partially whore myself for this one as well)

Draw me (in ninja form of course), fighting off a swarm of cliche ninja henchmen

[BizarroJoe]

At 12/5/09 07:33 AM, Lundsfryd wrote: Do a picture of Batman and Dr McNinja's dad in a knife eye attack battle..

...And who's that guy... Diabolik with a moustache?
This paper is fucking shit, it smears it all and I couldn't make a good clean up. Sorry, Lunds.

NEXT!!!

[ThePsychoSheep]

Draw this guy fighting a giant mutant hamster

[BizarroJoe]

At 12/5/09 08:31 AM, havegum wrote: Do tankman!

Sssschweet.

NEXT!!!

[TheCupcakeArmy]

Draw the Pillsbury doughboy shooting up a bakery.

[Blounty]

Draw solid snake looking out of a hole in a box