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Nobody ever told me that santa or the tooth fairy or anything was real.

Santa's real, fuck you all. I rode in his sleigh last year.

I believed in Santa longer than I believed in god by about 3 months. I was 6.

At 12/4/09 07:56 PM, ChampionAnwar wrote: I sat on his lap

That's proof enough.

yeah a fake santa

At 12/5/09 01:49 AM, blazer133 wrote: When I was being a bad boy and santa came up to my room and spanked me.

scared me for life.

LMAO

About the time I found that chanting is name backwards didn't open any portals to an alien earth.
Esualc Atnas! Esulac Atnas! Esulac Atnas! See, nothing. Surely anyone who had that kind of power would open a portal by chanting thier name backwards.

Santas Real, Hes at MY mall cause he loves me XD

Some kid told me at school when I was about 8, 9, or 10

I set up a camoflauge out of presents and hid under it, watching. in my bed was a pile of pillows that I arrangd to look like me under the covers.

in my family, santa only fills stockings. :(

then I layed watching in my one-piece pajamas until my mom came up from down stairs and put stuff in my stocking. I then proceded to cry myself to sleep under the boxes.

i was 4

I feel so left out. My parents never told me that Santa existed.

Come to think of it, I would of rather been deceived by thinking that a fat guy that flies across the world giving you gifts was real, than my mother talking about a god that sends gay people to a place where they burn for all eternity, that somehow loves us all but will still do horrible things to people, ect.

I think I was about nine, my mum just came out with it one day.

I never believed in him.

...what?

I figured out the Tooth Fairy wasn't real, one thing led to another, I eventually figured out Santa. Yep, growing up sucks.

At 12/5/09 10:06 PM, ZyklonB wrote: He lured me into the mall bathroom pushed me to his knees and forced me to blow him just as he shot goo on my 5 year old face he tore off his fake beard and said "Surprise Muthafucka! its your Dad!!"

good times good times

Hours later he told me santa wasnt real, I cried for days

How much money was made from the lawsuit?

the movie gremlins

Santa is real, your lying, this thread is a lie, like the cake. SANTA IS REAL DAMMIT!!!

my cousin, then he quickly called me a faggot when i cried, then i cried more

I still belive in santa.....wait what?!?!?

i was 7, my brother told me

At 7/6/10 10:57 AM, miniskawhirl wrote: i was 7, my brother told me

sounds to me like your brother is a real dickweed donkey fucker

I left him a letter and the bastard didn't write back or even pick it up.

That's when I lost faith.

You're saying this old badass motherfucker isn't real??!?

I don't remember how i discovered it but my parents didn't tellme about it.

It was probably when i noticed that my 16 year old cousins didn't get presents.

I was never fooled into believing him. Granted it spared me the whole "OH GOD HE'S FAKE" thing, but it also spared me the magic.

the magic!

My friends at school told me in the 2nd grade, but my parents found out i didn't believe in him in the 5th grade.

I made a little hideout under the tree to spy on him. but he wasn't there. my dad was.

"okay Anton we're not doing santa this year because oh btw he's not real"

fffffffffffffffffffffffff

I asked my dad about the easter bunny and then he said none of that stuff was real and I was like "okay"