I feel so left out. My parents never told me that Santa existed.
Come to think of it, I would of rather been deceived by thinking that a fat guy that flies across the world giving you gifts was real, than my mother talking about a god that sends gay people to a place where they burn for all eternity, that somehow loves us all but will still do horrible things to people, ect.
At 12/5/09 10:47 PM, MetalSlimeHunt wrote: About the time I found that chanting is name backwards didn't open any portals to an alien earth.
Esualc Atnas! Esulac Atnas! Esulac Atnas! See, nothing. Surely anyone who had that kind of power would open a portal by chanting thier name backwards.
Try saying THAT 3 times backwards.
I think I was about nine, my mum just came out with it one day.
Release your inner crazy.
I wish I were your homework. Then I'd be hard, and you'd be doing me.
I figured out the Tooth Fairy wasn't real, one thing led to another, I eventually figured out Santa. Yep, growing up sucks.
At 12/5/09 10:06 PM, ZyklonB wrote: He lured me into the mall bathroom pushed me to his knees and forced me to blow him just as he shot goo on my 5 year old face he tore off his fake beard and said "Surprise Muthafucka! its your Dad!!"
good times good timesHours later he told me santa wasnt real, I cried for days
How much money was made from the lawsuit?
Santa is real, your lying, this thread is a lie, like the cake. SANTA IS REAL DAMMIT!!!
At 7/6/10 10:57 AM, miniskawhirl wrote: i was 7, my brother told me
sounds to me like your brother is a real dickweed donkey fucker
I left him a letter and the bastard didn't write back or even pick it up.
That's when I lost faith.
hello
You're saying this old badass motherfucker isn't real??!?
I don't remember how i discovered it but my parents didn't tellme about it.
It was probably when i noticed that my 16 year old cousins didn't get presents.
I was never fooled into believing him. Granted it spared me the whole "OH GOD HE'S FAKE" thing, but it also spared me the magic.
the magic!
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My friends at school told me in the 2nd grade, but my parents found out i didn't believe in him in the 5th grade.
I made a little hideout under the tree to spy on him. but he wasn't there. my dad was.
Anyone who has the ability to take action, has the responsability to take action.- paraphrased from the Declaration of Independance.
"okay Anton we're not doing santa this year because oh btw he's not real"
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cocks.
I asked my dad about the easter bunny and then he said none of that stuff was real and I was like "okay"
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SANTA ISN'T REAL??? YOU MUST BE RETARDED!
nooooooooooh....
I got suspicious after finding presents, and the ways my parents acted. So during easter, as I was coloring eggs with my little brother (I was about 10 at the time), I said "Santa isn't real, is he?"
My mom got upset that I said it in front of my brother, brought me to the kitchen, told me the truth, and my brother didn't give a shit.
And many year later, he still doesn't give a shit!
At 6/3/11 10:56 PM, BlakeMo wrote:
: I have no sexual orientation
: ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING HAS POTENTIAL TO BE BLESSED BY MY PENETRATION
I was once reading a book about a true story, when a kid sat on Santa's lap and he farted. Rather than laughing it off, Santa threw him off his lap, shouted, "I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU LITTLE BRATS! YOU BIG MOTHERF***ERS!" and charged at the kid. The kid's father saw that, and he began to fight Santa, and they fought until the dad ripped the beard off. Everyone saw the elastic, and the game was given away. Some kids began to cry.
In my life, my parents told me that Santa was a fake. They seemed to decide that it was pretty dumb to tell a little kid that Santa exists, then when he/she gets older, they realize that Santa's a fake, and they get angry. Same with the tooth fairy; the dime is really from your parents, who sneak into your bedroom at night while you are asleep and slip the coin under your pillow.
... I am Jewish so I was born knowing " Santa " Is christian made up crap lol.
Santa is real.
You just need to believe.
I found santa in my living room, snuck up behind him, and tore his coat off. There was nothing there. My mind was blown.
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"Who needs partners? We got hands!" - Gagsy
I always knew that Santa was fake.
Emphasis are great!
I can not remember when. possibly when I was 6. My parents did not lie to me about that.
At 7/6/10 12:18 PM, gingermagicman wrote: He's real.
This.
My friend said to me, "Santa's not real."
The statement below this is false.
The statement above this is true.
