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I think, for a day, that shouldn't be too hard. Just try not to swear around the child.

At 12/5/09 12:55 AM, ChocEliteBar wrote: I think, for a day, that shouldn't be too hard. Just try not to swear around the child.

or drop them on their heads.

It is your duty as a father to be far too over protective of your little girl.

So when she sits on santas lap, punch him in the face and call the cops.

I had to look after my friends kid when she needed to go to do stuff. But that was basically when the kid was like a year old and I just needed to make sure he didn't do anything dangerous.

Well as a youngest out of three, and my other two siblings are having kids, I'd say I have a fair amount of kids experience since I help out a bit.

usually if you just hold tightly around one leg then you can avoid dropping them, just be careful not to hit it on anything.

Have you ever had to look after kids? Share experiences please.

I watch my autistic brother all the time. I just place him in fron of the video games and movies. Then voila! Everyone is happy! :D

Well its better to have 1 4yo than a baby

babys drool, piss and shit in their pants, wreck anything and everything...

At 12/5/09 06:26 AM, MantisClock wrote: Well its better to have 1 4yo than a baby
babys drool, piss and shit in their pants, wreck anything and everything...

and there is the risk of dropping them on their heads.

At 12/4/09 07:40 PM, SCUD14 wrote:

:to see santa clause and all that kiddie jazz.

I thought you where going to take me to see santa :(

anyway, good luck.

I thought you meant you were going to become a father, but I was a bit disappointed to find out you were just taking care of someone else's kids. While I don't think I've had any experiences by myself, I am glad that you can at least get some experience seeing as how you have a girlfriend.

I'm actually certified to work with children. I've gone through training and stuff, and ladies love those kinds of guys.

At 12/5/09 02:06 PM, Aliensandwich wrote: I'm actually certified to work with children. I've gone through training and stuff, and ladies love those kinds of guys.

yeah they will, until you drop a child on it's head.

I thought you meant that your wife/ gf was giving birth tomorrow.
Just don't let them play with fire, it will be ok.

At 12/4/09 07:40 PM, SCUD14 wrote: "santa clause"

lrn2spell lololollol

What's creepy is that she has some of the same features as my girlfriend so it'll look to the vile inhabitants of the towns i live near that I am just like them and had my first child at 13.

Then don't adopt the child and get a life

What's creepier is me being responsible and adult.

Cry some moar

Have you ever had to look after kids? Share experiences please.

That's the worst place to ask that question.Go to yahoo and crap

I worked at a day camp thing as a summer job. I now hate little kids. But I will probably do it again this summer because it is easy money.

At 12/4/09 07:40 PM, SCUD14 wrote: and all that kiddie jazz.

I read that as "and all that kiddie jizz"

I had to watch a six year old boy for about four hours once. He was annoying for the first half hour, but then I let him playt around with my SNES and he just behaved for the rest of the time. I even managed to get my report done.

Have you ever had to look after kids? Share experiences please.

yes i did and to this day i regret it

because i was ambushed they all have a secret cult and when they are 9 poof!, memory loss i've seen it . i'm telling you!!! what i am in a mental hospital...oh