Attention all Shinra employees

[Zeromus]

Concerning yesterday's attack on the Sector 1 reactor.

As you are all aware, the terrorist group AVALANCE has once again dealt a cowardly blow to Shinra Electric Co. They infiltrated our Sector 1 plant last night, murdering many staff employees inside and setting off a timed explosive around 1am, which was the cause of the brief power outage late last night. Luckily, one of the terrorists, has been sketched. The sketch is from details given from a night patrols-men in critical condition who was attack last night. If you can help identify this fugitive please contact your superior with any knowledge you may have. We are getting close to unmasking who AVALANCHE's members are.

And as always our condolences go out to all those who's lives were lost in last night attack.

[Prinzy2]

Do people seriously still play FF7?

[Kyuumi]

You'll never catch him with that picture since they all have that fabled insane hair.

[Conal]

That is one ugly motherfucker.

[Oliver]

At 12/4/09 12:33 PM, GOTHCLAWZ wrote: That is one ugly motherfucker.

The same could easily be said about you Conal.

[geterkikzkid]

At 12/4/09 12:58 PM, MickTheChampion wrote: I heard a black guy did it.

shi'it, if you hold the action button to run.

Or something like that. I loved the engrish in that game. It was bad compared to the earlier realeases of final fantasy.

[EvilJesus]

Oh hey guys, I found the KotR materia, instead of chasing after them like shits, we should just fuck them up with this.

[Krbyfan1]

At 12/4/09 12:30 PM, Mendou wrote: We have discovered their hideout, brb blowing up Sector 7.

We're gunna raise the roof on those bitches, only in REVERSE!

At 12/4/09 12:30 PM, Mendou wrote: We have discovered their hideout, brb blowing up Sector 7.

This is correct. There is no longer any need to discuss this terrorist group. I remind you all that the Shinra building is quite safe from their positions, unless they manage to get a hold of some batteries. This is, of course, ridiculous however. You will all recall that the world's supply of batteries is provided entriely by the Shinra Corporation and that they are not for public distribution.

Now I must urge to turn our attentions to tomorrow's meeting. Mr. Reeve of the Department of Pointlessness, ugh I mean, Urban Development, has some issues regarding the damages done to the Sector 7 plate. After we ignore him and play Shinra Solitaire on our laptops (the bugs have been worked out, and now once again executives cannot lose), we can get down to some proper business, such as Mr. Heidegger's integration of "Public Safety" and Convenient Naming divisions and building more weapons - it should be noted that due to fears of war, I just made another billion gil in the past five minutes. Other executives inform me that Professor Hojo needs more excuses for the necrophilia issue, but things will be worked out accordingly.

Then we shall move into the dining room to feast on the corpse of some lovable Wall Market scum we found yesterday. Try the cock, it's a delicacy.

[ParadoxVenom]

Oh shi..

[Hoeloe]

Turns out that guy is still alive, even after destroying AVALANCHE's hideout.

It turns out it's also me.

[ZeldaFreak701]

If I hadn't just played Crisis Core last night, I wouldn't play along...but since did...

SOLDIER is on it!

[Zeromus]

ATTENTION!

Reports hinting that the suspect is Cloud Strife, and ex-member of SOLDIER. More info will come as we receive it.

[Gagsy]

This has made my fucking night. Sad maybe but such is the love for FF7.

Kudos.

[FoodnSex]

Yo FF7 fanboys! I'm happy for you and all and im'ma let you finish, but FF6 is the of the best out of the franchise of all time.

[megakill]

At 12/4/09 03:11 PM, Zeromus wrote: ATTENTION!

Reports hinting that the suspect is Cloud Strife, and ex-member of SOLDIER. More info will come as we receive it.

what about the black man with a cannon grafted to his right arm? WE NEED ANSWERS DAMNIT!

[ZeldaFreak701]

At 12/4/09 04:25 PM, FoodnSex wrote: Yo FF7 fanboys! I'm happy for you and all and im'ma let you finish, but FF6 is the of the best out of the franchise of all time.

I really need to play that one. It looks like a great story. And I love Terra's theme.

[TheSporkLord]

I heard they're REMAKING it! Also this thread needs more sephiroth and jenova.

[X1SephX]

At 12/4/09 04:45 PM, TheSporkLord wrote: I heard they're REMAKING it! Also this thread needs more sephiroth and jenova.

I was gonna post but my part didn't come in yet.

[ZeldaFreak701]

At 12/4/09 04:45 PM, TheSporkLord wrote: I heard they're REMAKING it!

No they're not. Fourth paragraph last sentence.

"Square Enix has stated that a remake is not in development"

[Hoeloe]

At 12/4/09 04:45 PM, TheSporkLord wrote: I heard they're REMAKING it!

They released a remake of the opening cutscene as a PS3 tech demo. They aren't remaking the game.

[TheJamoke]

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/2796 10

[JKMonkey]

FF7, really?

cant cite a newer game?

[DevilDog016]

Don't worry sir, we're here to solve this situation.

//Thread Status : KIA/

[ZeldaFreak701]

At 12/4/09 06:32 PM, Mendou wrote: Their is no confirmation, yes. But I think their's still a chance that it could happen. I don't see why they wouldn't anyway, the game would be a huge commercial success.

Anything Square shells out is a huge "commercial" success. They're good games, yes, but some are severely overrated.

[Zeromus]

ATTENTION NEWS UPDATE

Reports are coming in now that the suspect is indeed Cloud Strife an ex member of SOLDIER. Please report any information on his whereabouts to your superiors. You will be alerted of any new information as we get it.

Thank you,
SHINRA Electric Co.

[TwentySevenPointFive]

At 12/4/09 01:02 PM, geterkikzkid wrote:

At 12/4/09 12:58 PM, MickTheChampion wrote: I heard a black guy did it.

shi'it, if you hold the action button to run.

Or something like that. I loved the engrish in that game. It was bad compared to the earlier realeases of final fantasy.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[SkyArtist]

At 12/5/09 11:44 AM, Zeromus wrote: ATTENTION NEWS UPDATE

Reports are coming in now that the suspect is indeed Cloud Strife an ex member of SOLDIER. Please report any information on his whereabouts to your superiors. You will be alerted of any new information as we get it.

Thank you,
SHINRA Electric Co.

Sounds good.

[Life-Stream]

At 12/5/09 12:05 AM, ZeldaFreak701 wrote: Anything Square shells out is a huge "commercial" success. They're good games, yes, but some are severely overrated.

Not true at all. There are dozens of square games that aren't even known about by most people because they were complete failures. FF on the other hand is a commercial success, but that's down to it's awesome-ness. It isn't overrated at all.

[CaptainQuartz]

At 12/4/09 12:29 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: Do people seriously still play FF7?

Yes, people still play that thing.
The thing has had sooo much merchandise/spin-offs.

It was a good game, but for fucks sake people. Drop it.