09'er Day

[studmuffin7]

So I'm not sure what happened to this topic before, some cock sucker of a mod probably deleted it. We can discuss "I bought a droid" or "my cat got pregnant, how do I give it an abortion with paper clips and a battery" and it isn't spam, but we can't talk about this. Well to whatever mod is responsible for that, go piss up an electric fence so Satan can sodomize you in Hell.

Anyway, sorry for that everyone. What I wanted to do was talk about a PM I got recently.

"Saturday, December 5th is '09er day.
Spam their inboxes/news posts, down-vote their flash/audio/art, and just generally be annoying to them on that day.
Tell other users that signed up previous to 1/1/09."

This PM comes from a user named "FreshmanDay_09" and naturally, said user joined TODAY so it is probably an alt. That means this is likely for real!

We need to discuss, in secretive secretness of course, how we are gonna get those Newgrounds freshmen! Discuss...

[studmuffin7]

At 12/1/09 12:49 PM, WaffleVoyager wrote: Technically I'm an '02er but my account is an '09er so can I join in this '09er orgy?

*grabs fraternity paddle*

FRESHMAN!!!

[Drang]

How about no. Ever thought there was a good reason why the other thread was deleted?

[studmuffin7]

At 12/1/09 12:53 PM, Drang wrote: How about no. Ever thought there was a good reason why the other thread was deleted?

Umm... no, there was no good reason why the other thread was deleted. Are you incapable of recognizing satire? Why would I post the PM I recieved on the General forum if I were sincerely wanting to discuss "in secretive secretness" what we were going to do? Tell you what. Why don't you shove shards of broken glass up your fucking ass, sit in a bathtub full of tobasco sause, and masterbate to Cathy Bates you worthless pile of shit.

[Luke]

It's a stupid idea, none of us ever got a day like this, why should the 09'ers? 98 percent of them spam up Newgrounds with shitty threads and make it suck more and more.

[Leo3oproductions]

At 12/1/09 12:47 PM, studmuffin7 wrote: I can bend over and suck my balls :D ...oh and also it's 09'ers day...celebrate...celebrate now >:( !!

there just people! they don't need to be treated like friggin' animals!

now,shhhhh...you're scaring them...

[MultiCanimefan]

I hear 09'er day includes a field trip to the mod museum, admin sex shop, and BBR's torture room.

[Twistedsanta]

That's a stupid idea. I do not judge people by their sign-up date but by the quality of their posts. Just because they're 09 doesn't mean we have to be dicks to them even more.

[GiantDouche]

09'ers don't get days because they're all vile scum and deserve to die.

[TheSilverGuitar]

Dear me what a terrible idea

You're just exercising a stat, and thinking it's funny.

[HighWay]

No other year got their special day so why should you?

[TheJamoke]

At 12/1/09 12:47 PM, studmuffin7 wrote: So I'm not sure what happened to this topic before, some cock sucker of a mod probably deleted it... Well to whatever mod is responsible for that, go piss up an electric fence so Satan can sodomize you in Hell.

You just won today's special prize.