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At 12/14/09 02:47 AM, TheSquashedOrange wrote: The strongest barricade ever. The locked Door.

The most troublesome obstacle. The waist-high fence.

enemy can take mutliple hits of a lightsaber. but in the movie it only takes one.

sword + skeleton = blood

Red barrels always explode.

-The handgun will never run out of ammo
-The camera will always annoyingly shift so that you can't see what's going on
-Your world may expand in the blink of the eye several times during the year as DLC.

If you so much as TOUCH the enemy, you will die.

Eating magical mushrooms can make you grow, and eating flowers makes you throw fire.

No matter how many times you walk through a bush or tree, your clothes will never snag or tear.

While not necessarily physics...

On the continent of Cyrodil, it's noble armed forces and law enforcement group, the Imperial Legion. take an EXTREME displeasure to criminal scum. Even picking up a spoon that you do not own is enough for the city guards to come running towards you. They will then proceed to shout at you and ask for a fine. If you cannot or will not pay the fine, then you will be taken to the city prison. If you resist arrest, you are not even subdued and taken to prison. The guards will proceed to use lethal force until you yield or die. And don't think you can run. Apparently, word of crime spreads faster that kudzu injected with speed, as if you travel to the city on the other side of the map after committing a crime in a whole other city, the guards will not only recognize you as a criminal, but will know what your bounty is. No matter how fast you are, even if you have a black horse/shadowmare, or can run even faster than that and get across the map in just hours in game time, the guards will know you are criminal scum. Either that, or all guards have a telepathic link with each other.

The Point is, Cyrodil cracks DOWN on crime. That explains why there are only 2 major crime syndicates.

-You can walk through cobwebs, but you'll get stuck after you've passed through it.
-The enemy is untouchable and unbeatable whenever he's in the air. But nothing can survive the deadliness of being off screen.
-Failing a mission will lead to all events happening in that mission never happening and no one has any memories of you taking the mission.
-If an object is flashing red or beeping, it's about to explode.
-There are monsters hidden everywhere. You may not see them, but there's a group of rock monsters and lizard men riding gigantic three headed spiders with acid tipped shivs for legs behind that bush.

The cake is a lie.

At 12/21/09 12:33 PM, Dapper wrote: The cake is a lie.

Already done

At 12/20/09 07:27 AM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote:

At 12/14/09 02:47 AM, TheSquashedOrange wrote: The strongest barricade ever. The locked Door.

The most troublesome obstacle. The waist-high fence.

The most mind-numbing anomaly. The invisible wall.

You WILL get interrupted by an old black security guard via walkie talkie.

No matter how much explosices you have, you cannot pass through a chain link fence, or piece of wood

At 11/29/09 08:26 AM, BogKid wrote: You can jump while standing on a moving veichle and land on the roof again....

Oh you kids and your misinterpretations of physics :3

Hundreds of explosions within your view will cause what we perceive as time to slow.

jumping like your on the with full body armor

Instant kill with a headshot with a sniper.

jumping like your on the moon with full body armor

When reaching a person of importance in your adventure, you are frozen and must stand there and listen to them talk, no matter how much you want to move.

You can kill a guy by lightly bumping him with a riot shield twice.

You can carry 99999 gold, 17 swords, 3 suits of armor, 9999 jewels and 999 potions all in your pockets. Imagine if you had a backpack!

boss battle are guys who can take more damage then anyone else, and then once they die you get that power.

Nobody feels even the slightest bit nauseous when blowing up people right in front of them.

This applies to any game.

The player character never gets hungry, has to go to the toilet, or has to go to sleep. S/he can keep slashing people 72 hours straight and s/he'll never have to satisfy any of their needs.

This doesn't really apply to BioShock and Fallout 3 though, because there are toilets around and you can sleep in Fallout 3.

If you jump off a 10 metre high building you will survive with minimal damage [GTA IV]

Hot girls always cause trouble. [Resi 4 and MGS4]

A shitty handgun can always kill some heavily armoured soldiers [Fallout 3 and GTA]

Your bare fists can kill a super mutant in one blow [Fallout 3]

Shitty pistol ammo can destroy cars [Wheelman]

In RPGs your character never speaks.

Mounted machine guns ALWAYS have oo ammo.

When people say games have no loading one word... Absolute WANK!

If you are shot in the chest about 5 times, simply stay still for about 10 seconds without being shot anymore and your wounds will completely heal. But if you're stabbed by a knife you will instantly die, no matter where you are stabbed.

Killing 3 people on a row will make a small button appear in your pocket that allows you to activate a radar that can see anyone on the enemy team.

No matter how much you shoot someone on your team they will not get harmed at all.