The Offecal Ng Shitting Thread

[altr]

This time of year, we are all filled with more than holiday cheer. On this day of Americans giving thanks for indigestion, comas and beer infused family abuse, I would like to start off this fun filled fest by giving MY thanks to people who have supported our shit filled theories through out the years. You splatterers know who you are =').

Anyways, to get this going, I'm expecting a very "solid snake" after this much turkey and asparagus casserole, despite the 12 pack of beer. I'm expecting at least a 2 pounder.

One rule I'd like to impose, pending if you have a scale, is to weigh yourself before and after you shit before you post. And pictures? Only if it's clawing out of the toilet with a piece of your ass in it's corned jowls.

[zalecot]

Offecal?

[GiantDouche]

Does anyone else have a major hard-on?

[Pheonixxx]

At 11/27/09 12:04 AM, altr wrote:

Anyways, to get this going, I'm expecting a very "solid snake" after this much turkey and asparagus casserole, despite the 12 pack of beer. I'm expecting at least a 2 pounder.

Isn't that at least 1 Courick?

[EyeLovePoozy]

Fuck you and your axe.

[AnonymousAlchemist]

Fuck guys, I normally weigh around 195 (I'm pretty tall), and I just weighed myself. I weigh Fucking 210 lbs!

I'll let you guys know how much I weigh when I take a shit.

Happy Turkey Day guys.

[boloneyman]

I think I am going to win. Not only did I eat the usual over load of traditional Thanksgiving food, but last night my friends and I made another Bacon Cheeseburger Pizzaburger. I've only pooped once today and it wasn't that intense. I think the real deal will be arriving in a few hours. Also tomorrow, my friends and I are getting all the Thanksgiving left overs and eating them. I am currently weighing in at 150.

I expect to make this same face once I drop the deuce in question.

[WeirdJamFace]

I can barely distinguish the turkey from the background!

[Qonquerer]

When I clicked on this, I thought it was going to be a spam thread. Guess I was wrong.

[UberCream]

I don't like Turkey, cranberry sauce, or stuffing (seriously), so I just had a meatball sub for Thanksgiving. Enjoy your hard stools, everyone!

[DJ-Chilvan]

Haha, I'm gonna be the worst. My Thanksgiving tradition is this:
1. Wake up early.
2. Write some music
3. Eat a big ass breakfast
3. Sit on the computer for some hours while snacking.
4. Watch some football while snacking.
5. Eat a big thanksgiving lunch
6. SLEEP
7. Wake up, eat a big thanksgiving dinner
8. Watch some more football while continuously eating dinner
9. Chill on my bed (which I'm doing now and I'm about to get some more dinner and snacks)
10. Bum around until 3:00 AM, which is when I'll shit, brush up, and bath so I can go to work for Black Friday (I work in retail)
Yea, so that's about it lol

[Qonquerer]

Hope everyone hat a good Shitsgiving.

[positively-negative]

I hope you all block up your toilets, I mean some of us non-Americans actually had to do things like work today...

[Qonquerer]

So who here wants a cleveland steamer?

[mac5]

I was anally raped this week...by a math test...so badly that I wore my rectum over my shoulders to keep it from dragging behind me.

Thank you for giving me an opportunity to accept my mistakes and express myself with this drawing.

[Qonquerer]

Even if you think you've seen everything, you havn't.

[mac5]

but hey now that my ass is all stretched out, my thanksgiving feast will drop out with ease. another picture is due when that moment arrives.

[Sensationalism]

At 11/27/09 12:06 AM, zalecot wrote: Offecal?

Hahahaha nice wordplay on that one!!!

[WeirdJamFace]

At 11/27/09 01:43 AM, mac5 wrote: I was anally raped this week...by a math test...so badly that I wore my rectum over my shoulders to keep it from dragging behind me.

Thank you for giving me an opportunity to accept my mistakes and express myself with this drawing.

What the fu....
I'm...just gonna go.....food....

[TheSilverGuitar]

Oh, too bad I didn't really eat much this year.
Although, I'm curious to know how much your shits weigh :3

[Conal]

Woops!

[Raab]

At 11/27/09 08:26 AM, GOTHCLAWZ wrote: Woops!

<3 Good morning Gothclawz.

[Conal]

At 11/27/09 08:27 AM, XxRobJohnsonxX wrote:

At 11/27/09 08:26 AM, GOTHCLAWZ wrote: Woops!

<3 Good morning Gothclawz.

Good morning! How did you know what the time was when I posted?

[Scarface]

At 11/27/09 08:26 AM, GOTHCLAWZ wrote: Woops!

HAHA, yeah, I remember MY first time. I sat in the closet with a gun for hours, I was so freaked out.