"Top Secret"

[GoatseFan]

Post 1 of your funniest secrets here.
Because its anonymous , it wouldt be a big deal to others.

My secret is : I like scat porn.
I love girls pooping ...

[SCUD14]

I eat pain for breakfast.

[Grizzli]

At 11/26/09 04:14 PM, SCUD14 wrote: I eat pain for breakfast.

I eat radiation for breakfast, magnetism for lunch, and gravity for dinner. And light for dessert.

[SirFinland]

At 11/26/09 04:14 PM, SCUD14 wrote: I eat pain for breakfast.

What kind of pain?

I like mental, it goes nicely with milk.

[K-Guare]

Aww, mom! Testicular pain for breakfast again?!

[Grizzli]

At 11/26/09 04:21 PM, K-Guare wrote: Aww, mom! Testicular pain for breakfast again?!

You're dad is sterile, isn't he?

[Raab]

At 11/26/09 04:19 PM, Grizzli wrote:

At 11/26/09 04:14 PM, SCUD14 wrote: I eat pain for breakfast.

I eat radiation for breakfast, magnetism for lunch, and gravity for dinner. And light for dessert.

What, if I may be so bold, comes out when you defecate?

[SCUD14]

At 11/26/09 04:19 PM, MrFinland wrote:

At 11/26/09 04:14 PM, SCUD14 wrote: I eat pain for breakfast.

What kind of pain?

The pain of a thousand rabbits eating my penis.

[RiotFlash]

At 11/26/09 04:25 PM, SCUD14 wrote:

At 11/26/09 04:19 PM, MrFinland wrote:

At 11/26/09 04:14 PM, SCUD14 wrote: I eat pain for breakfast.

What kind of pain?

The pain of a thousand rabbits eating my penis.

rabbits are vegetarians, go to jail, donot pass go

[SCUD14]

At 11/26/09 04:27 PM, RiotFlash wrote: rabbits are vegetarians, go to jail, donot pass go

My dick is coated in lettuce.

[Raab]

At 11/26/09 04:29 PM, SCUD14 wrote:

At 11/26/09 04:27 PM, RiotFlash wrote: rabbits are vegetarians, go to jail, donot pass go

My dick is coated in lettuce.

You might want to get that checked out by a dermatologist.

[Grizzli]

At 11/26/09 04:23 PM, XxRobJohnsonxX wrote:

At 11/26/09 04:19 PM, Grizzli wrote:

At 11/26/09 04:14 PM, SCUD14 wrote: I eat pain for breakfast.

I eat radiation for breakfast, magnetism for lunch, and gravity for dinner. And light for dessert.

What, if I may be so bold, comes out when you defecate?

Have you ever heard of a "black hole"?

[SirFinland]

At 11/26/09 04:25 PM, SCUD14 wrote: The pain of a thousand rabbits eating my penis.

How is it?

[Penrodeo]

quik everee1 b3 TODALEE RAAAAAANDOOOOOOOOM leik lolo XDDDD

[Effsix]

I have a flowery dress and little cardigan that I sometimes wear to parties.

I'm a bloke btw, you slaaaag!

[Grizzli]

At 11/26/09 04:41 PM, Niloc14 wrote:

At 11/26/09 04:23 PM, XxRobJohnsonxX wrote:

At 11/26/09 04:19 PM, Grizzli wrote:

At 11/26/09 04:14 PM, SCUD14 wrote: I eat pain for breakfast.

I eat radiation for breakfast, magnetism for lunch, and gravity for dinner. And light for dessert.

What, if I may be so bold, comes out when you defecate?

A god. Plain and simple

How does that make sense? Do you think gods are made of pure condensed magnetism, radiation and gravity? Like I said in an earlier post, it sound more like a black hole.

[Effsix]

At 11/26/09 04:30 PM, Piss wrote:

At 11/26/09 04:14 PM, SCUD14 wrote: I eat pain for breakfast.

You eat bread for breakfast?

That is actually funny.

You surprise me, sir. *tips hat*

[Stretchysumo]

I eat the pain of thousands of babies being mutilated for breakfast. Feels good man.

[GoatseFan]

Here's another 1..

The Only pussy I saw besides my mother was that of a 10 year old girl when i was 10 myself..

[Erty]

I am really The Banana King

Don't tell anyone ;)

[flailthefox]

randomly, my mum bursts into the room and goes "Haven't you heard of a toilet you FREAK?!" then runs out again.

[Grizzli]

At 11/26/09 04:56 PM, flailthefox wrote: randomly, my mum bursts into the room and goes "Haven't you heard of a toilet you FREAK?!" then runs out again.

Um...what??

[GoatseFan]

At 11/26/09 04:56 PM, flailthefox wrote: randomly, my mum bursts into the room and goes "Haven't you heard of a toilet you FREAK?!" then runs out again.

Is it because your wanking ?
I hate that, my mom did that a couple of times on me...

I can remember she busted me while masturbating while I was watchin porn and listening to my headset, diddnt saw that comming!
LOL

[DocLuke]

I hate that my girlfriend listens to nig**r music.

[Kanon]

me and chuck norris had a chainsaw juggling while unicycling and acid chugging contest over a pit of lava, while a clown was throwing "dick" shaped balloons filled with liquid nitrogen at us.

best day ever. and no im not fucking stoned.... or am i?

[FeedingAdiction]

Hmm... I guess it's I like shoving my finger up my ass before I sleep.

This don't mean I'm gay, I don't like men.

[Grizzli]

At 11/26/09 05:13 PM, Niloc14 wrote:

At 11/26/09 04:44 PM, Grizzli wrote: How does that make sense? Do you think gods are made of pure condensed magnetism, radiation and gravity? Like I said in an earlier post, it sound more like a black hole.

It's cooler, that's why. Fuck logic, the more awesome it is, that more sense it makes.

This doesn't make sense. Is it funny?

[coure]

At 11/26/09 04:19 PM, Grizzli wrote:

At 11/26/09 04:14 PM, SCUD14 wrote: I eat pain for breakfast.

I eat radiation for breakfast, magnetism for lunch, and gravity for dinner. And light for dessert.

shut up im getting aq boner

[hhahahahahha]

i eat bubblegum with bread

[DevilDog016]

I follow a diet of human flesh, rusty nails, depleted uranium, graphite reactor control rods, 100-dollar bills and one barrel of high-octane gasoline a day. Occasionally I go out in town and enjoy a cup of motor oil mixed with steel shavings and a bottle of sulfuric acid.