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At 11/26/09 12:32 AM, Sensationalism wrote: I got your package!!!

Fucking A. I was getting worried about that shit; I sent you one of the ORIGINAL Phoenixes in that one, as well as a bloody dragon. Not even Poozy has a Phoenix, and his dragon is blood free.

Did you make a thread? I don't actually have any pictures of the Phoenix of my own, just the real thing.

At 11/26/09 12:33 AM, EpicFail wrote:

At 11/26/09 12:32 AM, Sensationalism wrote: I got your package!!!

He sent you a package?! Oooooh. What was it?!

Hate. In all its natural beauty.

Yay! FUNK's back! And he doesn't have to be a pansy about not pissing everyone off with the relentless hatred anymore! :D

(Not that he gave a fuck beforehand, but anyway...)

At 11/26/09 06:59 PM, FUNKtheHater wrote: Fucking A. I was getting worried about that shit; I sent you one of the ORIGINAL Phoenixes in that one, as well as a bloody dragon. Not even Poozy has a Phoenix, and his dragon is blood free.

Did you make a thread? I don't actually have any pictures of the Phoenix of my own, just the real thing.

Going to. Gotta get my camera out first. Haven't had a free minute lately either. So I haven't opened it all yet. I figured it'd be better if I got my camera and found batteries first lol.

At 11/26/09 07:03 PM, Grizzli wrote:

Hate. In all its natural beauty.

It took a lot of blood to write the letter in there, too.

Do you have any idea how hard it is to write something like that before the blood starts clotting in the stylus? You have to squeeze it all fresh with a torniquette, then have a SPECIAL fucking stylus with extra wide tines (I custom made my own.... I do this a lot). And no, before you ask, I DON'T use animal blood.

That's just cheating.

At 11/26/09 07:08 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote: Yay! FUNK's back! And he doesn't have to be a pansy about not pissing everyone off with the relentless hatred anymore! :D

(Not that he gave a fuck beforehand, but anyway...)

Lawlz. You have no IDEA how many times I deleted huge posts because they were too fucking evil. At least one a day on a day I was online. As a mod, I had to not cross certain lines.

At 11/26/09 11:36 PM, FUNKtheHater wrote: Lawlz. You have no IDEA how many times I deleted huge posts because they were too fucking evil. At least one a day on a day I was online. As a mod, I had to not cross certain lines.

It's kinda comforting, in a twisted sorta sense, that you still know which end of the 'hate' scale is more socially accepted here.

Also:
Fucking post that shit NOW!!

At 11/26/09 11:45 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote: Also:
Fucking post that shit NOW!!

The note I sent Sensationalism is fucking PRICELESS.

I wrote every last letter in my own blood.

And it's not a short letter.

At 11/26/09 11:58 PM, FUNKtheHater wrote: The note I sent Sensationalism is fucking PRICELESS.

I wrote every last letter in my own blood.

And it's not a short letter.

I was awed by the amount of blood you'd have to use for that! I showed my mum, it scared her lol.

What the hell is going on?

At 11/26/09 11:59 PM, Sensationalism wrote:

At 11/26/09 11:58 PM, FUNKtheHater wrote: The note I sent Sensationalism is fucking PRICELESS.

I wrote every last letter in my own blood.

And it's not a short letter.

I was awed by the amount of blood you'd have to use for that! I showed my mum, it scared her lol.

Pics! PICS, DAMN YOU!!

Aww... :(

It's all a fucking conspiracy Dx

Seriously, what the fuck is going on?

Okay, I'm a little fucking confused. I leave for a week, and there's all this drama??? What the hell happened?

Wait one fucking second. I do believe Tom is in the Iron Fist. What else was he thinking when he designed the level icons?

At 11/27/09 12:35 AM, LBRocker wrote: Okay, I'm a little fucking confused. I leave for a week, and there's all this drama??? What the hell happened?

He signed up for Iron Fist, leaked info, they hacked him, made it look like DD did it, yeah.

At 11/25/09 10:24 PM, FUNKtheHater wrote: stupid shit about insignificance that's been said a hundred times already

Honestly? who the fuck cares if it's not important what we do? So nobody will remember anything that we do in a hundred years. Does that really mean that you should just live a shitty life? Hell no. forget all about how many people or that your job doesn't matter in the grand scheme of the universe, and just do shit to better yourself, then you can be happier overall. Seriously, just read or paint or walk or do SOMETHING that makes you happy. enjoy life. that's what the purpose of life is. to enjoy it. not to question every last little detail and think about shit on a global scale. fuck that. just love life, and have a good time.

Also, shut the fuck up with your apathy. it's really annoying.

At 11/27/09 12:49 AM, PinballWizard976 wrote: Seriously, just read or paint or walk or do SOMETHING that makes you happy. enjoy life. that's what the purpose of life is. to enjoy it.

You must not know me.

I play bad ass metal shows on a pretty regular basis. I'm one of the best drummers in Memphis. I don't even have to advertise shows anymore because people just generally talk about what I'm doing when I'm not around anyway.

I basically know hard to party harder than any man on the fucking PLANET. Don't tell me I don't fucking enjoy life. Joy through conquest, conquest through hate. Hate is the source of all joy.

not to question every last little detail and think about shit on a global scale. fuck that. just love life, and have a good time.

Love is a lie. Only hate brings the joy. Maybe if you'd spent more time paying attention to what makes you happy, you'd know that.

Also, shut the fuck up with your apathy. it's really annoying.

Bitter much, bitch?

Ah, I'm glad to see Funk is back. This is the best entertainment on a stoned Thursday night.

At 11/25/09 10:24 PM, FUNKtheHater wrote:

DOESN'T
MEAN
SHIT.

Umm...I already knew that.

At 11/27/09 12:56 AM, FUNKtheHater wrote:

At 11/27/09 12:49 AM, PinballWizard976 wrote: Seriously, just read or paint or walk or do SOMETHING that makes you happy. enjoy life. that's what the purpose of life is. to enjoy it.

You must not know me.

I play bad ass metal shows on a pretty regular basis. I'm one of the best drummers in Memphis. I don't even have to advertise shows anymore because people just generally talk about what I'm doing when I'm not around anyway.

I basically know hard to party harder than any man on the fucking PLANET. Don't tell me I don't fucking enjoy life. Joy through conquest, conquest through hate. Hate is the source of all joy.

well if you enjoy it so much, then why the hell are you so 'life sucks, fuck love, hate, bullshit' type stuff man? sounds to me like you have a good time, why bother making this tough exterior. sounds pretty lame man. and i just don't care about your personal life. so, yeah, i don't know you. and you don't know me. so this whole argument is pretty stupid.

not to question every last little detail and think about shit on a global scale. fuck that. just love life, and have a good time.

Love is a lie. Only hate brings the joy. Maybe if you'd spent more time paying attention to what makes you happy, you'd know that.

how does 'hating' stuff bring joy? that's like saying sadness brings happiness. they're opposites. i might be able to get what you're saying. like 'i love to hate i dunno courtney love or something' but that's just something that's odd to live your life by. and stupid.

and pay attention to what makes me happy? i don't need to man. i like to draw, paint, play music, listen to music, and walk y'know? they're my hobbies and i enjoy them. i don't have to be like 'oh well this doesn't match up with the feelings i have right now so i won't do it. that's just idiotic. i love life and enjoy it. whether i'm high, or just getting really into a painting, it's really a fun experience (life i mean).

Also, shut the fuck up with your apathy. it's really annoying.

Bitter much, bitch?

it's just you've been saying the same stuff forever. and then there's another hundred assholes who will say the same thing. what the fuck, stop stuffing it down my throat.

At 11/27/09 01:50 AM, PinballWizard976 wrote: well if you enjoy it so much, then why the hell are you so 'life sucks,'

I never say that.

fuck love, hate, bullshit' type stuff man?

Love is a lie. It's as simple as that. It's merely a fancy way of saying greed. Admit it it's a conquest or don't, I don't care, but don't for one instant think love is more than an extension of the chemical high of heroin.

sounds to me like you have a good time, why bother making this tough exterior. sounds pretty lame man. and i just don't care about your personal life. so, yeah, i don't know you. and you don't know me. so this whole argument is pretty stupid.

I see love destroy lives every day. Love is the antithesis of joy. The sooner you stop believing in love and embrace the path of hate, the happier you will be.

how does 'hating' stuff bring joy? that's like saying sadness brings happiness. they're opposites. i might be able to get what you're saying. like 'i love to hate i dunno courtney love or something' but that's just something that's odd to live your life by. and stupid.

Just because you don't understand it doesn't make it stupid.

Every thing in this world would profit from your death, right down to the tiny bacteria living on your skin that would begin to flourish and devour you the second your immune system ceases to keep them in check. You exist purely in how you destroy and acquire your environment. Mankind flourishes by the destruction of nature, and hate facilitates that destruction.

Burn a tree, burn it because you hate it, burn it because you want to see it destroyed. Now the fire warms you, protects you from the cold. Kill a wild animal, sear its flesh with fire, devour it. Is is not delicious? Wear it's skin as a trophy to the victory of hate. Even vegans wear leather shoes.

Nature doesn't love you. It wishes to destroy you, its animals seek to devour you, its diseases seek to make you rot where you stand. Hate nature, hate this world, and you have made the first step to dominance, power, victory, and joy.

it. whether i'm high, or just getting really into a painting, it's really a fun experience (life i mean).

Isn't painting just a way of destroying a perfectly clean and pure canvas, tainting it with your pigments to fulfill your own whimsy?

it's just you've been saying the same stuff forever. and then there's another hundred assholes who will say the same thing. what the fuck, stop stuffing it down my throat.

I'm only trying to make your life better. When I was a child, I believed in lies. Now I am a man. I believe in hate.

At 11/27/09 02:20 AM, FUNKtheHater wrote:

At 11/27/09 01:50 AM, PinballWizard976 wrote: well if you enjoy it so much, then why the hell are you so 'life sucks,'

I never say that.

fuck love, hate, bullshit' type stuff man?

Love is a lie. It's as simple as that. It's merely a fancy way of saying greed. Admit it it's a conquest or don't, I don't care, but don't for one instant think love is more than an extension of the chemical high of heroin.

sounds to me like you have a good time, why bother making this tough exterior. sounds pretty lame man. and i just don't care about your personal life. so, yeah, i don't know you. and you don't know me. so this whole argument is pretty stupid.

I see love destroy lives every day. Love is the antithesis of joy. The sooner you stop believing in love and embrace the path of hate, the happier you will be.

EVERY day? hmmm.....

but anyways, when you're in a relationship, whether it's some illusion or hormones or whatever, it's still a good feeling. sure when it ends it sucks, but having a ton of good emotions, then some bad, then back to being mellow is certainly better then being mellow all the time. i'd rather hate and feel sad and stuff then feel nothing at all, but i'd definitely take the good emotions of the hate ones.

how does 'hating' stuff bring joy? that's like saying sadness brings happiness. they're opposites. i might be able to get what you're saying. like 'i love to hate i dunno courtney love or something' but that's just something that's odd to live your life by. and stupid.

Just because you don't understand it doesn't make it stupid.

true.

Every thing in this world would profit from your death, right down to the tiny bacteria living on your skin that would begin to flourish and devour you the second your immune system ceases to keep them in check. You exist purely in how you destroy and acquire your environment. Mankind flourishes by the destruction of nature, and hate facilitates that destruction.

Burn a tree, burn it because you hate it, burn it because you want to see it destroyed. Now the fire warms you, protects you from the cold. Kill a wild animal, sear its flesh with fire, devour it. Is is not delicious? Wear it's skin as a trophy to the victory of hate. Even vegans wear leather shoes.

you talk about the benefits of killing nature, but what about the things that are detrimental to nature? walk by a powerplant that's giving off fumes everywhere and destroying the clean air you love. hard to breathe isn't it? Or look at a valley that once was beautiful and bustiling with nature and flowers scarred and torn apart by condos. Destruction is never good. I dunno if you ever read lord of the rings, but there's a part when saruman stops becoming saruman the white and is saruman the many-colored. he destroyed the white pureness and the possibility of change by destroying the white. and what happened to him? he got his ass kicked by gandalf. but since he made the decision to get rid of his white, and destroy it because he hated it, it was irreversible and screwed everything up. if i burned the tree, what happens later when i need shade and it's gone? destruction and hatred always end up fucking you over in the end.

Nature doesn't love you. It wishes to destroy you, its animals seek to devour you, its diseases seek to make you rot where you stand. Hate nature, hate this world, and you have made the first step to dominance, power, victory, and joy.

no i disagree. sure, nature doesn't want me alive, but that doesn't mean i don't want me alive. or that i don't want it alive. last time i checked, i'm not mother nature, so all that bacteria or savage animals can do whatever they want. And besides, i have a really great spot down my street, where i can chill in the grass, surrounded by trees, and just lay down and relax. to just be completely at ease, and not worry about anything. why would i want to destroy something like that? It's one of my favorite things to do. i certainly don't hate it, and i want it to keep going, since it rejuvenates me.

it. whether i'm high, or just getting really into a painting, it's really a fun experience (life i mean).

Isn't painting just a way of destroying a perfectly clean and pure canvas, tainting it with your pigments to fulfill your own whimsy?

No, it's taking the clean canvas and changing it into something better. would you walk around a museum and look at white canvases? it's improving something that once was nothing.

it's just you've been saying the same stuff forever. and then there's another hundred assholes who will say the same thing. what the fuck, stop stuffing it down my throat.

I'm only trying to make your life better. When I was a child, I believed in lies. Now I am a man. I believe in hate.

i'm a very liberal person man. i'm always open to new ideas and different viewpoints on things. i have very radical ideas about drug companies and organized religions and such, but this whole hatred idea is a little out there. i'd have to give it some more thought. but i think rather than intentionally hate the world, you should stop always forcing yourself to take one side of whether you like something or not and just take things as they truly are. that's the best approach in my opinion, but if you're happy with your lifestyle, i am in no means going to try and stop you. that goes against everything i believe in. I never want to change people. i just wanted to give you my thoughts on the subject, so forgive me if you see me as this idiot who forces his beliefs on people and refuses to give other ones thought. i actually did give a good bit of thought about what you are saying before i posted instead of just jumping to what i already believe in. just to clear that up.

I find it funny that only the losers are the ones smart enough to figure out that love doesn't really exist. I think something about being socially inept unlocks a secret intellectual part of the brain that let's you realize that every poem, movie, book or any other way of expressing this universal feeling for the past 6000 years has been complete garbage.

I hope I too die lonely and intelligent.

FUNK, I'm sorry for asking about Iron fist. I thought it was a joke. I had no idea that it was a real thing.

At 11/27/09 03:50 AM, LBRocker wrote: FUNK, I'm sorry for asking about Iron fist. I thought it was a joke. I had no idea that it was a real thing.

Yeah, that's a bit fucking late, isn't it?

Well, at least I'm off tour now. You have no IDEA the stuff I wasn't allowed to talk about before now.

At 11/27/09 03:07 AM, PinballWizard976 wrote: EVERY day? hmmm.....

Yes, EVERY DAY. Ever watch an episode of Cops? How about the Maury Povich show? Men and women, once with bright futures, now screaming "BUT I LOOOOOOOVE HIM!!!" at the top of their lungs while either being dragged off to jail or finding out they'll be raising a welfare baby for the next 18 years.

but anyways, when you're in a relationship, whether it's some illusion or hormones or whatever, it's still a good feeling. sure when it ends it sucks, but having a ton of good emotions, then some bad, then back to being mellow is certainly better then being mellow all the time. i'd rather hate and feel sad and stuff then feel nothing at all, but i'd definitely take the good emotions of the hate ones.

Hate isn't an emotion. Emotions are for animals. Hate is the logical, pervasive wish to destroy something. There's no feeling in it.
:: you talk about the benefits of killing nature, but what about the things that are detrimental to nature? walk by a powerplant that's giving off fumes everywhere and destroying the clean air you love. hard to breathe isn't it?

And now that electricity cooks my food, heats my home, runs all my marvelous technology. Without that power plant, I'd still be burning trees to cook and heat my home, which puts out MORE of that smoke. The destruction of the air, the destruction of the fuel for the power plant, these are the things that benefit me.

Or look at a valley that once was beautiful and bustiling with nature and flowers scarred and torn apart by condos. Destruction is never good.

Nature and flowers are disgusting. Plants are just sick forms of rot that fester in the sun, digesting the shit of countless animals to make their stems, roots and leaves. A condo, that has a purpose that benefits a man, but a flower, or a blade of grass? Just another patch of soil that could be producing crops, wasted.

destruction and hatred always end up fucking you over in the end.

Haha, you still think there's a way to not get fucked over. Even the greatest men die alone.

And besides, i have a really great spot down my street, where i can chill in the grass, surrounded by trees, and just lay down and relax. to just be completely at ease, and not worry about anything. why would i want to destroy something like that? It's one of my favorite things to do. i certainly don't hate it, and i want it to keep going, since it rejuvenates me.

And when you sit on that grass, you crush it and deprive it of life giving life. Your simple act of walking on that grass destroys it. That is where the joy in sitting on that patch comes from. You simply haven't been thinking about it.

No, it's taking the clean canvas and changing it into something better. would you walk around a museum and look at white canvases? it's improving something that once was nothing.

A white peice of canvas is pure. It doesn't NEED to be changed. It's fine the way it is. However, in YOU there is a sickness, a wish to change things, to taint them. All humanity shares this trait.

Is there something wrong with the moon, for being filled with craters and devoid of life? Of course not. But yet it was the sickness of man to mar that perfection with a lunar lander and an american flag. Before, it was perfect, now, just another thing mankind has spread it's filth on.

i actually did give a good bit of thought about what you are saying before i posted instead of just jumping to what i already believe in. just to clear that up.

Ah, there's your problem; you think humans are fundamentally good.
We're not.

At 11/27/09 03:47 AM, BlackClown wrote:

I hope I too die lonely and intelligent.

Everyone dies alone. It's part of the subjective nature of life.

I guess you've never held someone in your arms, and still felt alone. Those who have know exactly what I'm talking about.

Fuck you, FUNKthehater, you turned my day to be depressing and shit. Why the fuck am I even listening to a life-hating emo like yourself?

I say; ignore all these conspiraciy theories and questions like, "What is the meaning of life?", just live life as it is, no matter what it exactly is, I've enjoyed so far, why should I let this asshole spoil my thoughts?

Ah, I love reading your posts. They make me care about things less. I don't like caring about stuff.

Your hate brightens up my day.

At 11/27/09 12:59 PM, HecticCircleCrap wrote: I HATE YOU TOO, YOU BASTARD! GO AWAY AND NEVER COME BACK!

Well, it seems the hate is spreading around quickly. Quoth the raven, "Hate some more."

At 11/27/09 01:09 PM, HecticCircleCrap wrote:

At 11/27/09 01:06 PM, Otto wrote: You take this shit too seriously, Funk

He is what Moses couldn't be: A good prophet.

And yes, I'm starting to take this seriously too

There's no such thing as a good prophet. A prophet is a man, and all living things are tainted, above all men. I am merely a prophet, of the only kind there is.