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Response to If Edward Cullen is a vampire... 2009-11-26 14:54:24 Reply

At 11/26/09 12:42 PM, stick101 wrote:
At 11/25/09 09:15 PM, N30Chaos wrote:
At 11/25/09 09:09 PM, FunnyStuff707 wrote: Your average NG user.
Now that you mention it, I see how that makes sense.
His account is right here

Oh my, this is, this is, oh my, BURN IT AT THE STAKE, BURN, BURN, BURN! CLEANSE THE EARTH OF THIS SCUM-RIDDEN FILTH!

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Response to If Edward Cullen is a vampire... 2009-11-26 14:58:14 Reply

apparently she finds the cold sparkly statue thing attractive.
lulz.

If Edward Cullen is a vampire...


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Response to If Edward Cullen is a vampire... 2009-11-26 14:59:02 Reply

What. Edward Cullen has a penis?

I just assumed he had a pussy.


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Response to If Edward Cullen is a vampire... 2009-11-26 15:02:01 Reply

At 11/25/09 08:49 PM, Los-Illuminados wrote: Who said he's a vampire?

1. He lives in the forest
2. He doesn't bite
3. He sparkles in the sun

That seems like a forest fairy to me.

Ahahahaha

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Response to If Edward Cullen is a vampire... 2009-11-26 15:49:14 Reply

Pretty sure everything about Twilight is bullshit. Vampires that can walk in the sunlight just don't exist in my creatures that don't exist book.

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Response to If Edward Cullen is a vampire... 2009-11-26 15:53:43 Reply

Its would be like a cold living person, not a normal temp dead person.


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Response to If Edward Cullen is a vampire... 2009-11-26 16:48:16 Reply

At 11/26/09 02:58 PM, ghlow wrote: apparently she finds the cold sparkly statue thing attractive.
lulz.

Very nice.


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Response to If Edward Cullen is a vampire... 2009-11-26 16:51:40 Reply

Edward fucks that ugly sack of shit, and in return, he gets to drink her period blood whenever she's on the rag. That slut doesn't mind an Icy cold dick, because a dick is a dick, and it's the only dick that will ever grace her sweaty vagina.


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Response to If Edward Cullen is a vampire... 2009-11-26 23:26:20 Reply

At 11/26/09 04:51 PM, Stretchysumo wrote: Edward fucks that ugly sack of shit, and in return, he gets to drink her period blood whenever she's on the rag. That slut doesn't mind an Icy cold dick, because a dick is a dick, and it's the only dick that will ever grace her sweaty vagina.

EEEWWWWW! gross dude!

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Response to If Edward Cullen is a vampire... 2009-11-27 01:35:32 Reply

And then Buffy staked Edward. THE END.

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Response to If Edward Cullen is a vampire... 2009-11-27 01:41:48 Reply

At 11/27/09 01:35 AM, reviewer2 wrote: And then Buffy staked Edward. THE END.

Pretty sure Van Helsing came along too.


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Response to If Edward Cullen is a vampire... 2009-11-27 01:50:10 Reply

Edward isn't a vampire. He glimmers. Real vampires fry if left in the sun.

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Response to If Edward Cullen is a vampire... 2009-11-27 01:50:52 Reply

I think I see Edward and Bella on the front page of NG.

Check it out.

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Response to If Edward Cullen is a vampire... 2009-11-27 01:53:41 Reply

I sparkle and live in a forest.
Am I a vampire?


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