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Most porn is predictable Nov. 25th, 2009 @ 02:53 PM Reply

Whenever you see a girl looking at the camera all the time, or doing a routine porn thing, it isn't attractive, because it's too predictable. And a girl with big fake tits is predictable, too. So, when you see dumbasses buying The Sun for some page 3 girl, it's sick, because it's not even slightly sexy. It's overt, in-your-face, bland crap.

TV ads aren't even particularly subliminal (although it works on multiple levels simultaneously, for different people). Sometimes the TV will just literally say, "go and do this", and people are so locked-in these days that they'll do it, like complete sheep. This is a tight structure of entrapment. There is little room to move. It's like being tied together with a bullrope. And so, they're not even stupid. They're just locked into their daily routine of work. Their life is fragmented, such that whenever they have time to breathe, the product they're consuming must be dumbed-down and mass-marketed, otherwise they can't easily "jump into it". Now, the TV deliberately promotes the idea of people being stupid, so "smart people" think the masses are stupid. But then, all those people will do is get their own job and debt, so, they get tied into the structure too.

Now, going back to porn... if you have a girl who does an unpredictable routine, that is hot. Not a fetish, like feet, because that is just another pre-planned structure. It really sucks when they do a bit of ass, a bit of pussy, a bit of making out and a bit of blow job - that routine. Preferable to me is a spontaneous-type thing - and not some arty-farty crap, because that is another structure. What I'm after is on-the-go, whatever feels good-type stuff. Touching whatever part of the body you feel like at that moment, just digging in. This usually involves one person submitting while the other fulfils his/her desire, and then the other way round. That is true fulfilment.

It's like the structure of a family: either the man or husband goes to work, and the other one takes care of the kids. Feminists try to portray that as "sexist", but no: it doesn't have to be the woman that stays at home. As I said, it can be either way round. When two people are trying to do each other's jobs simultaneously, it is unproductive and "annoying". Just like in life: if you want something done right, you have to do it yourself. Bringing in other people just distorts the overall product. There is nothing more unattractive that a girl with fake-coloured hair, eye liner, some generic outfit, looking at the camera, with big fake boobs and a typical "stick it in my pussy" routine. That would only be attractive to someone who is limited in time, and maybe only gets to look at 5 minutes of porn a week - because they're so "busy" (of course, they're not doing anything important - just repetitive routines, so in fact, they're the ones who have "too much free time" - they just don't realise it). It's like how I naturally don't want to go to bed at a set time, or clean my teeth in the morning, or take showers, or put on a certain set of clothes. It just isn't natural. It's too restricted.

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Response to Most porn is predictable Nov. 25th, 2009 @ 02:54 PM Reply

i like my porn to be wild and crazy, do something that no one expect, like.... like.... not have sex....


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Response to Most porn is predictable Nov. 25th, 2009 @ 02:54 PM Reply

I miss the time when porn movies had plots.

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Response to Most porn is predictable Nov. 25th, 2009 @ 02:56 PM Reply

At 11/25/09 02:54 PM, MrFinland wrote: I miss the time when porn movies had plots.

"You're gonna get an f if you don't improve"

"But i'm.. an a grade student"


Stop looking

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Response to Most porn is predictable Nov. 25th, 2009 @ 03:00 PM Reply

At 11/25/09 02:56 PM, SCUD14 wrote: "You're gonna get an f if you don't improve"

"But i'm.. an a grade student"

Hah, good times, good times. I remember how there were long speeches about random stuff between the sex scenes, that was what made the whole damn thing worth to watch.

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Response to Most porn is predictable Nov. 25th, 2009 @ 03:01 PM Reply

At 11/25/09 02:56 PM, SCUD14 wrote:
At 11/25/09 02:54 PM, MrFinland wrote: I miss the time when porn movies had plots.
"You're gonna get an f if you don't improve"

"But i'm.. an a grade student"

"Did I do something wrong officer?"

"YEAH. YOU WERE GOING 69 IN MY PANTS."

"That sort of behavior is completely inappropriate. Right now I'm on my way to my child's funeral who died of lukemia, the doctor then told me that I was never going to have children again. I'm writing down your badge number. See you in court asshole. I hope you fucking rot."

"D:"

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Response to Most porn is predictable Nov. 25th, 2009 @ 03:06 PM Reply

At 11/25/09 02:54 PM, MrFinland wrote: I miss the time when porn movies had plots.

Totally agree, non-corny, hot plots that went smoothly with lots of hot sex.


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Response to Most porn is predictable Nov. 25th, 2009 @ 03:10 PM Reply

At 11/25/09 03:06 PM, PaedarchyGreed wrote: Totally agree, non-corny, hot plots that went smoothly with lots of hot sex.

Indeed. I used to have a VHS tape that had an hour and a half long porn movie. It was new Wave Hookers 3, it had the silliest plot ever, had everything from mind control to killing lawyers.

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Response to Most porn is predictable Nov. 25th, 2009 @ 03:11 PM Reply

At 11/25/09 03:01 PM, stick101 wrote: Gotta find me some wild sex

Did someone say...WILD SEX?

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Response to Most porn is predictable Nov. 26th, 2009 @ 07:51 AM Reply

At 11/25/09 02:54 PM, MrFinland wrote: I miss the time when porn movies had plots.

The plot doesn't really matter. It's all about how you fuck them.

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Response to Most porn is predictable Nov. 26th, 2009 @ 07:58 AM Reply

porn is to predictable which is why I'm a furry


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Response to Most porn is predictable Nov. 26th, 2009 @ 08:15 AM Reply

Most movies, series, T.V. shows, novels, stories, etc. are predictable.

Thanks for the enlightenment.

Also, get a girlfriend you sad person.

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Response to Most porn is predictable Nov. 26th, 2009 @ 08:21 AM Reply

Well if your looking for porn with a plot and story try Pirates XXX. It won an award for best CG (since some scenes have 3d) and having a plot.

I think porn nowadays is just for the purpose of jacking off and nothing more since they removed the essence of a story line and stuff. Haha

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Response to Most porn is predictable Nov. 26th, 2009 @ 08:27 AM Reply

Who buys the sun only for page 3?


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Response to Most porn is predictable Nov. 26th, 2009 @ 09:18 AM Reply

At 11/26/09 08:27 AM, ChampionAnwar wrote: Who buys the sun only for page 3?

who dosent


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Response to Most porn is predictable Nov. 26th, 2009 @ 09:21 AM Reply

Also on another note, has anyone else noticed on how in some of the porn, which is supposed to happen in a high school, the male students look older than the female teachers?

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Response to Most porn is predictable Nov. 26th, 2009 @ 09:37 AM Reply

At 11/25/09 02:53 PM, ooohsnap wrote: stuff

your point?


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Response to Most porn is predictable Nov. 26th, 2009 @ 09:59 AM Reply

Just get laid, Goddammit!


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Response to Most porn is predictable Nov. 26th, 2009 @ 10:36 AM Reply

At 11/26/09 08:27 AM, ChampionAnwar wrote: Who buys the sun only for page 3?

lol, excellent point made here.


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Response to Most porn is predictable Nov. 26th, 2009 @ 10:40 AM Reply

At 11/25/09 02:53 PM, ooohsnap wrote: Whenever you see a girl looking at the camera all the time, or doing a routine porn thing, it isn't attractive, because it's too predictable.

What isn't predictable in porn?

TV ads aren't even particularly subliminal (although it works on multiple levels simultaneously, for different people).

Well, there's a difference between those that are smart and those that are educated consumers. It's not that hard to resist advertising if you know a thing or two about the marketing industry. If you can identify what is and isn't propaganda, odds are you won't fall for it. So, it doesn't really come down to smart or stupid, but rather naive or knowledgeable.

What I'm after is on-the-go, whatever feels good-type stuff. Touching whatever part of the body you feel like at that moment, just digging in. This usually involves one person submitting while the other fulfils his/her desire, and then the other way round. That is true fulfilment.

How do you tell what's spontaneous and what isn't? One person submitting while the other does his/her thing is just another porn routine. The way I see it, it's not so much about what's done but rather, the way it's presented. Ridiculous music, hyena screeches, and corny dialog are what makes a porn not enjoyable.

It's like the structure of a family: either the man or husband goes to work, and the other one takes care of the kids. Feminists try to portray that as "sexist", but no: it doesn't have to be the woman that stays at home. As I said, it can be either way round. When two people are trying to do each other's jobs simultaneously, it is unproductive and "annoying".

What? My parents both work because if only one did, we couldn't afford the cost of living. Bad metaphor.

Just like in life: if you want something done right, you have to do it yourself. Bringing in other people just distorts the overall product.

Sex usually involves at least two people.

There is nothing more unattractive that a girl with fake-coloured hair, eye liner, some generic outfit, looking at the camera, with big fake boobs and a typical "stick it in my pussy" routine.

What do you want her to be, apathetic?

because they're so "busy" (of course, they're not doing anything important - just repetitive routines, so in fact, they're the ones who have "too much free time" - they just don't realise it). It's like how I naturally don't want to go to bed at a set time, or clean my teeth in the morning, or take showers, or put on a certain set of clothes. It just isn't natural. It's too restricted.

You don't take showers? That's not routine, that's cleanliness.


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Response to Most porn is predictable Nov. 26th, 2009 @ 11:12 AM Reply

Well no shit, it's porn. It's just a bunch of guys raping a 3 year old on a balloon covered in feces.


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Response to Most porn is predictable Nov. 26th, 2009 @ 11:23 AM Reply

Alternative- actually have sex...


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Response to Most porn is predictable Nov. 26th, 2009 @ 11:34 AM Reply

Watch hentai, they have plots, albeit really really bad ones.
Except for Genmukan, that plot was pretty decent for hentai standards.

Or......watch something which the prime entertainment factor was plot.
I.E., not porn.

I watch porn to squish one to a few out, not to be blown away by awesome setting and character development.


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Response to Most porn is predictable Nov. 26th, 2009 @ 12:24 PM Reply

I like porncoms. Its a porn comedy.
Google it ^_^


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Response to Most porn is predictable Nov. 26th, 2009 @ 12:31 PM Reply

At 11/25/09 02:56 PM, SCUD14 wrote:
At 11/25/09 02:54 PM, MrFinland wrote: I miss the time when porn movies had plots.
"You're gonna get an f if you don't improve"

"But i'm.. an a grade student"

Or this classic

"I'm going to fuck you in the ass" (Or along those lines)

"But I poop from there?"

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Response to Most porn is predictable Nov. 26th, 2009 @ 12:37 PM Reply

You watch too much porn.

Get a girlfriend.


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Response to Most porn is predictable Nov. 26th, 2009 @ 12:39 PM Reply

At 11/25/09 03:00 PM, MrFinland wrote:
At 11/25/09 02:56 PM, SCUD14 wrote: "You're gonna get an f if you don't improve"

"But i'm.. an a grade student"
Hah, good times, good times. I remember how there were long speeches about random stuff between the sex scenes, that was what made the whole damn thing worth to watch.

go watch pirates. or go watch pirates 2.

Its like a movie with a plot. Except.. o.o


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