Newgrounds.com — Everything, By Everyone.

At 11/24/09 09:16 PM, FoodnSex wrote: real women taking all the money, and other bullshit that real women do these days.

yeah, isn't it great that now he can be married to an emotionless blob of pixels that can never fuck him or care about him?

now he's doesn't have to worry about the horrors of his wife being slightly rude!

Dear Japan,
please stop the weird shit the worlds weird bar is liek this
low |--------|-| high. any more and the world will explode

who else would do this apart from them

Lame...., I read this on gamefaqs Ds board days ago. Btw the game is Love Plus, it's basicly a real-time dating sim. You have to take care of your girlfriend and take her out everyday in real time and the girl will response by wearing "special clothes". At least that's what they say, not that I own the game or anything *coughs*

At 11/24/09 10:25 PM, SadisticAI wrote:

At 11/24/09 10:24 PM, ShortMonkey wrote: I just hope his dick doesn't get caught in the computer fan during certain activities.

I'd pay money to see that.

XD, 20 buck to see a dude fuck a pc XD

At 11/30/09 08:35 AM, Armado wrote:

At 11/24/09 10:25 PM, SadisticAI wrote:

At 11/24/09 10:24 PM, ShortMonkey wrote: I just hope his dick doesn't get caught in the computer fan during certain activities.

I'd pay money to see that.

XD, 20 buck to see a dude fuck a pc XD

It's an NDS game, can't you read

Just wait until you get Virtual Reality systems, he'll cheat on her big time.

At 11/26/09 09:30 PM, Zoraxe7 wrote: Here is some video coverage

Oh my stars, what a fucking moron! What if his console/computer broke?

Funeral?

The link doesn't open for me, but based on this thread, I'm really happy for him. There's no point trying to mask your envy as "pity" or "loathing", like almost everyone in the last 3 pages has done. You really wish you were this lucky bastard, and so do I.

Whatever makes him happy, If marriage to a virtual anime character is what he needs right now then so be it.

good thing it's a NDS game, he can touch her whenever he wants.

Didn't a guy try to marry his Ford Mustang once? He put the blood type as the oil type and listed its father as Henry Ford.

At 11/24/09 09:16 PM, FoodnSex wrote:

That's sexist ignorance.

Besides, he doesn't have to worry about sexual diseases, real women complaining, having children, real women screaming rape, real women taking all the money, and other bullshit that real women do these days.

Oh my, this is certainly shocking and sad. I wonder what his Newgrounds username is.

c wut i did thar lul

so this means he won't be able to have real sex with his wife.. that's interesting

woa japanese men are getting merried with everithing now
japanese man marries toaster
japanese man marries virtual toaster
japanese man merries imaginary virtual toaster
WTF?!

Yay Risterajas finally found someone!

OMG do they realy allow that

Love Plus isn't online. It's not even on the computer. It's for the DS. This isn't even the first time something like this has happened. Tthey even managed to get the meaning of senpai in that context wrong, something most Japanese illiterate sites even manage to get right. It's referring to her as senpai because she's 1 year older than the protagonist, and therefore his senior. There isn't really enough material in there to bash.

The non-Black foreigners get all of the chicks in Japan. He had no other choice.

Haha, Japanese people do a lot of crazy stuff. It must be the effects from the bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

u think those weird. this weird also

This is WEIRD!!!!