The "miley Save Fuzzy" Predicament

[Rudy]

There was a website called, MileySaveFuzzy.com, regarding someone threatening to murder and consume their cat, Fuzzy if Miley Cyrus DID NOT answer their plea and recreate her Twitter account. However, yesterday was the deadline of Fuzzy's life, and Miley Cyrus did not create her account.

On the website, they pleaded that they used Euthanasia to kill the cat, and then they later consumed it afterwards. Luckily, the loophole of the story, which proved it to be a hoax was obvious. If an animal was put down using Euthanasia, you cannot consume the species due to the poisonous drug to be in their system. However, if you do consume the animal, you are putting your life at risk, and you will most likely die.

In regards to the predicament, I decided to have some fun and send a little email over to the website's main contact email, and I sent the following message:

Hello there,

I have seen your website, and it seems as if you went through with it and killed, and consumed your pet, Fuzzy. However, you used the Euthanasia technique to put your cat to sleep, but there is fault in your story. A loop-hole if you must, and it honestly puts your whole story to the hoax that it is, and proves that you were obviously making this up the whole time.

If you used euthanasia to put down your feline, Fuzzy then you would NOT be able to consume the feline of any nature. Euthanasia is a practice where you use a drug to end the species life. In your story, you speak of a clear transparent liquid in a vile that has finished your feline's demise. However, this such a practice would release drugs in the feline's body, and could KILL you if you consumed it. If you used this drug; the muscles, the tissue, and all of the cat's body would be filled with this drug, making it not able to even eat. Rest assure, if you did consume it -- Seek a doctor, because you will die due to it.

The practice is simple, and it was a practice recommended to the slaughterhouses in the United States, regarding the pigs and cows being treated poorly and killed. However, this practice was not considered since the meat would be spoiled with poison and could kill the consumers whom purchase the product. That's why slaughterhouses uses the practices of cutting the throat of an animal or something similar of that nature.

I hope Fuzzy is alright, and I hope your cry of attention was fulfilled. Your story might have hurt a lot of animal lovers, and might have caused a bit of commotion, but thank god it's done, and thankfully, this is a hoax. I am 100% sure that this is a hoax.

It's common sense, and if you did consume this feline, then seek a doctor immediately. It's a shame that you didn't have a more sensible approach at the feline's end. I'm glad you did use this approach though because now it shows your story was a fluke. I apologize for your "need" for Miley Cyrus to have a Twitter account, but this is NOT a way to approach a celebrity to bring back their Twitter. Especially, if you THREATEN them with the life of living creature. Your approach was CRUEL and inappropriate. I don't care if it's LEGAL in your country or whatever you say: Ending the life of a creature for the satisfaction of Miley Cyrus making a Twitter account is obviously disgusting, corrupt, and cruel.

I believe you should seek help from a psychiatrist or a friend to talk to, because you obviously need mental help or correction.

Enjoy your day, Stranger and tell Fuzzy that I said Hello.

Take care,
-Sean

The website is quite disturbing, and not very amusing. Their cry for attention was rather pathetic, but I personally believe this is still a hoax. What do you guys think? Did you hear anything regarding it?

Discuss.

[Boxxy]

OMG MILEY DELETED HER TWITTER IM GOING TO KILL MY CAT!!!!!!11111OENONE

What a faggot.

Oh and by the way, fuck twitter.

[redsN64]

have you gotten a reply to this email? If not... maybe they actually did it.

Just because something could have killed them doesn't make it a hoax, just makes them idiots.

[Rad]

You got trolled by a troll site dude.

[Rudy]

At 11/23/09 01:39 PM, redsN64 wrote: have you gotten a reply to this email? If not... maybe they actually did it.

No reply yet. Let's wait. I'm just having fun making them look like a dumbass.

[SoulMaster71]

At 11/23/09 01:35 PM, Alex12345269 wrote: Oh and by the way, fuck twitter.

And Miley too. I don't care if someone eats a cat, it's no worse than eating any other non-sentient animal, but nobody should give a shit about an overrated celebrity like her on a bullshit site like Twitter.

It would have made more impact if they said they were going to boil it alive, recreate Zippocat, or even creepier, rape it and then cut it open, asshole-first. If I were crazy-obsessed with some celebrity on Twitter, I'd probably light it on fire. But I don't like Miley, I don't like Twitter, and I don't like animal cruelty (they should die a humane death if they're going to be food), so I wouldn't.

[ViZi]

Some little fucking 10-year-olds thinking Miley Cyrus is hot demanding her to make her Twitter page back.

[Rudy]

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I hope that means the end of that damn site...

[Boxxy]

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I hope that means the end of that damn site...

Works for me.

[Rudy]

At 11/23/09 02:58 PM, Alex12345269 wrote:

At 11/23/09 02:57 PM, Rudy wrote: Service Temporarily Unavailable
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I hope that means the end of that damn site...

Works for me.

Gr. It's working for me now too. :(

[slayer1029]

The pictures of live and dead fuzzy look only slightly similar... Maybe just the lighting.
However, I believe that the pictures of "dead fuzzy" are just him sleeping, no cat lies down like that normally, not when they're sedated for sure. Also, they usually shave the area before they inject them, and I don't see any shaved area.

Dam noob attention whore