I had originally typed out a full reply to the OP.... but I've decided to do something a little more fun.
I've included a few choices, so everyone's possible responses can be summed up by a simple letter.
A. The Creep
omg girl thread! *nosebleed*
B. The Angry Virgin
I haven't touched a pussy since the day I was born, so I'll take it out on the OP.
C. The Backseat Mod
Stupid OP... Stories belong on your userpage.
D. The Joe
Maybe I'll tell the OP how cool his story was, or perhaps I'll avoid posting in this topic entirely.
E. The Sympathetic Virgin
Its nice to hear about someone else having a girlfriend... (I can't wait to get these braces off!)
F. The Adolescent
OMG U SHULD TTLAY FUCK HER LOLOL I bet she PUTS OUT! HALO3 RULEZ!!!!1!!11