1. When you are being haunted, go into a dark corner, close your eyes, curl up, breath quietly, AND DON'T, FUCKING, MOVE. Usually ghost's can't fuck with you when you're ignoring them and not reacting. It's the shitheads that scream and run that are painting bulls eye's on their chests.
2. Also, when somebody sends you a mysterious tape and you watch it, trick somebody else you don't like into watching it, THEN FUCKING DESTROY IT.
3. Don't fuck with anybody. Period.
4. If a pet that was friendly attacks, tries to attack, or you think it will attack, snap it's neck and burn it.
5. Do NOT open mysterious packages you find on your door step, that doesn't have a address or anything. Throw it away or destroy it. If you can't destroy it, bury it.
6. LEARN HOW TO USE A GUN. Seriously, people just cannot use a gun these days. They'll either refuse to use it, or miss by like 3 yards to an enemy 3 times their size.
7. Find exits to any home or hotel you go to. This is just a precautionary measure, but can save your ass later.
8. Don't be a pussy. Is you have to break a window without an object, back it in with your fist or other body parts.
9. When running from a predator, don't stop for ANYTHING. I don't care if you get shot, if you can still run, do it.