1.5m Russian Suv -whale Penis Leath

[char2009]

$1.5M Russian SUV features Diamonds & Whale Penis Leather

WHY penis leather!!!!

http://www.pyroradio.com/index.cfm/act/n ews_details/id/425

'FEATURES

1. Ruby Red matte paint2. Gold-plated bulletproof windows
3. 22" Kremlin Red Star bulletproof wheels
4. Whale Penis Leather interior
5. Tungsten exhaust
6. Tungsten and white gold gauges with diamonds and rubies
7. White gold diamond and ruby encrusted badges - grill, side and dashboard
8. Special edition Vertu mobile phone with "alert" button
9. Additional outside kevlar coating
10. Rogue Acoustic Audio System.

& THREE BOTTLES OF World Most Expensive Vodka - RussoBaltique Vodka, drink edition, same as in the RussoBaltique car when it visited Monaco at 1912.'

[JKMonkey]

who the fuck wants whale penis leather?

think of all the places it's been

[ratchet103]

At 11/13/09 08:08 PM, char2009 wrote: WHY penis leather!!!!

Why NOT penis leather?

[Blush]

The best part about the car is the whale penis leather. I mean who cares about that other shit.

[EvilerBowser1001]

It reminds me of this thing I read from this one book a friend read.

A set of randy male whales started having sex with this boat that had a pair of female whale researchers in there.

They got utterly covered in whale semen coming from huge whale penis'

And for some reason, they became lesbians.

[BabiesAteMyDingo]

I'm with blush on this one. I would showcase a penis leather car all day long. Who cares about the rest. Penis leather!

[iateamexican]

Jesus Christ that disgusting.
A RUSSIAN SUV!?

[char2009]

the poster>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

[boloneyman]

Looks like it was put together by a child trying to make a batmobile out of legos. I don't understand why the czar and Lenin are together on the poster.

[Urban-Champion]

"Ohh, what a luxury SUV, is this real leather or fake?"
"It's Whale Penis leather."
"..."

[Letiger]

Maybe they're gay?

[DaShadowz]

that car is fucking awesome. but the whale penis leather is...i dont know, i mean it's not that it's penis leather, but the poor whales, this is farther proves the"sea shepards" dont do shit to save whales.

[char2009]

must take alot of whale penis's to make up the interior - unless there massive

[mrpowpow]

wow

[ClockWorkYellow]

At 11/13/09 08:11 PM, Blush wrote: The best part about the car is the whale penis leather. I mean who cares about that other shit.

I agree! P LEATHER ALL THE WAY!

[Dragoonwing]

I know the world of art and design require you be creative but this pushing it.

[studmuffin7]

At 11/13/09 09:05 PM, letiger wrote: Maybe they're gay?

Umm... duh, of course they're gay. THEIR RUSSIAN!!! Get with the program you dumbass motherfucker.

[Protosscat123]

Wow, that looks awesome. I'd buy it.

Too bad it's an SUV.

[Yukin]

It'll make you feel like you have a big penis.

[Rig]

Is that whale penis in your car, or are you just happy to see me?

[char2009]

there penis is bigger than me goddamn!

[PortalGun]

holy shit! tungsten exahust! wtf

[bdash1990]

Whale penis leather: Too Gay? Or just gay enough? :3

[DandyDinosaur]

http://www.treehugger.com/files/2009/11/
whale-penis-leather-in-russian-armored-c ar-dartz-prombron.php

The option was dropped?

[HungarianSupermarket]

At 11/13/09 08:25 PM, char2009 wrote: the poster>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

I think they should have spent more than $2 on their advertising.. I think they could probably afford it.

[Gedveikur]

They can't be serious. Why would anyone buy that when there are a ton of awesome cars you can get for even cheaper?!

[mrpowpow]

At 11/15/09 09:21 AM, Gedveikur wrote: They can't be serious. Why would anyone buy that when there are a ton of awesome cars you can get for even cheaper?!

it is the most ridiculous car iv seen

[gogman25]

At 11/14/09 07:23 PM, Niloc14 wrote:

At 11/14/09 05:36 PM, char2009 wrote: must take alot of whale penis's to make up the interior - unless there massive

They're 6 feet long. It'd probably take one penis per vehicle.
We're taking away their ability to have sex for our personal pleasure. Pure win.

Corrected.
Np

[Minion777]

If it doesn't come with a armored turret then I don't give a damn about it.